Tess 🏳️⚧️
@gortess.bsky.social
I'm so alpha I killed every beta cell in my body.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
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He's ended 47 wars and zero paragraphs
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He's ended 47 wars and zero paragraphs
does this jump the shark yet?
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
does this jump the shark yet?
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if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.
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Me when someone starts HRT.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me when someone starts HRT.
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
Voted today for the first time in the new place (a leftist enclave in a red state), kind of anticlimactic, there were no completely wrong choices (it was only very local elections). Not even one M4L running for schoolboard to feel good about not voting for.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Voted today for the first time in the new place (a leftist enclave in a red state), kind of anticlimactic, there were no completely wrong choices (it was only very local elections). Not even one M4L running for schoolboard to feel good about not voting for.
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Ben Ryan wrote an article in the New York Sun about our reporting.
Apparently, Wazzou's entire ability to accredit continuing medical education courses is under threat after our reporting revealed they accredited a hate group with pseudoscientific practices for CME classes.
Wow.
Apparently, Wazzou's entire ability to accredit continuing medical education courses is under threat after our reporting revealed they accredited a hate group with pseudoscientific practices for CME classes.
Wow.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ben Ryan wrote an article in the New York Sun about our reporting.
Apparently, Wazzou's entire ability to accredit continuing medical education courses is under threat after our reporting revealed they accredited a hate group with pseudoscientific practices for CME classes.
Wow.
Apparently, Wazzou's entire ability to accredit continuing medical education courses is under threat after our reporting revealed they accredited a hate group with pseudoscientific practices for CME classes.
Wow.
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Devastating. Teen Vogue's politics coverage has been incredible and this is a major loss for journalism.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Devastating. Teen Vogue's politics coverage has been incredible and this is a major loss for journalism.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
Been to 16, lived in 5 of them.
I was a consultant that got on a plane every week to go to work for about 10 years though so, it is only due to avoiding Texas like my life depended on it that I didn't collect the whole set.
I was a consultant that got on a plane every week to go to work for about 10 years though so, it is only due to avoiding Texas like my life depended on it that I didn't collect the whole set.
texans kinda have an unfair advantage here. dallas/houston/san Antonio is free. 7 btw
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October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Been to 16, lived in 5 of them.
I was a consultant that got on a plane every week to go to work for about 10 years though so, it is only due to avoiding Texas like my life depended on it that I didn't collect the whole set.
I was a consultant that got on a plane every week to go to work for about 10 years though so, it is only due to avoiding Texas like my life depended on it that I didn't collect the whole set.
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
I'm reminded of that time I turned up to a writing course at university with nothing written and peeled off some multi page manifesto explaining PJ Harvey lyrics before the deadline at the end of the class. Unfortunately 1997 was the worst, so no one identified this extremely eggy behavior.
October 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I'm reminded of that time I turned up to a writing course at university with nothing written and peeled off some multi page manifesto explaining PJ Harvey lyrics before the deadline at the end of the class. Unfortunately 1997 was the worst, so no one identified this extremely eggy behavior.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
Humans never cease to amaze me. (negative connotation)
New: The market for Counter-Strike skins fell $1.75 billion overnight -- that's 25%.
Investors dumped money into the digital item market amid concerns about the S&P 500 and crypto. Then, last night, Valve pushed a market-breaking update to the game
Investors dumped money into the digital item market amid concerns about the S&P 500 and crypto. Then, last night, Valve pushed a market-breaking update to the game
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Humans never cease to amaze me. (negative connotation)
I consistently feel like I have so much to do that I can't do anything.
Is it adhd or burnout? anyone know how to fix it?
Is it adhd or burnout? anyone know how to fix it?
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I consistently feel like I have so much to do that I can't do anything.
Is it adhd or burnout? anyone know how to fix it?
Is it adhd or burnout? anyone know how to fix it?
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Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."
Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."
Do y'all hear yourselves?!
Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."
Do y'all hear yourselves?!
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."
Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."
Do y'all hear yourselves?!
Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."
Do y'all hear yourselves?!
People have renovated the WH over time, in a vacuum that wouldn't be a big deal, but in the context of 2025 it is absolutely insane. Especially considering the slash and burn they already did on the rose garden.
I suspect the next potus will have to ask Congress for funds to rebuild.
I suspect the next potus will have to ask Congress for funds to rebuild.
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
People have renovated the WH over time, in a vacuum that wouldn't be a big deal, but in the context of 2025 it is absolutely insane. Especially considering the slash and burn they already did on the rose garden.
I suspect the next potus will have to ask Congress for funds to rebuild.
I suspect the next potus will have to ask Congress for funds to rebuild.
I stopped caffeine just to feel something (and because I was consuming crazy amounts of it).
First day, aura of dread, abnormal very dark thoughts.
Second day, just tired.
Probably over it now?
First day, aura of dread, abnormal very dark thoughts.
Second day, just tired.
Probably over it now?
October 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I stopped caffeine just to feel something (and because I was consuming crazy amounts of it).
First day, aura of dread, abnormal very dark thoughts.
Second day, just tired.
Probably over it now?
First day, aura of dread, abnormal very dark thoughts.
Second day, just tired.
Probably over it now?
I'm going to have to post nudes or something so my biggest post on here isn't about soybeans aren't I.
Argentinian soybeans, they are cheaper, Trump is using American tax dollars to subsidize them because he is trying to prop up a fellow authoritarian right government there at the cost of his own base.
We can't not grow soy though, corn needs nitrogen, and even at no profit soy is the best cover.
We can't not grow soy though, corn needs nitrogen, and even at no profit soy is the best cover.
October 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm going to have to post nudes or something so my biggest post on here isn't about soybeans aren't I.
I'm not saying the NYT (et al) is not a clown show but holy shit the levels of clowning over at OAN continue to be completely unprecedented.
You gotta at least pretend to have integrity. (Completely insane ask from the administration btw, you bully the media behind closed doors in a free society).
You gotta at least pretend to have integrity. (Completely insane ask from the administration btw, you bully the media behind closed doors in a free society).
October 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm not saying the NYT (et al) is not a clown show but holy shit the levels of clowning over at OAN continue to be completely unprecedented.
You gotta at least pretend to have integrity. (Completely insane ask from the administration btw, you bully the media behind closed doors in a free society).
You gotta at least pretend to have integrity. (Completely insane ask from the administration btw, you bully the media behind closed doors in a free society).
Remember to refill those Rx on the first possible day so you can build up an extra week or two buffer each time for when the insurance company decides they need a new prior auth for something you've been on for years or the federal government makes healthcare illegal because profits, whatever comes.
October 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Remember to refill those Rx on the first possible day so you can build up an extra week or two buffer each time for when the insurance company decides they need a new prior auth for something you've been on for years or the federal government makes healthcare illegal because profits, whatever comes.