Tess 🏳️⚧️
@gortess.bsky.social
I'm so alpha I killed every beta cell in my body.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
Leftists need to understand that trans flag in bio means I get to do gallows humour in times like these. (But also we do really need to consider the long term ramifications of debt over GDP, whether the trump regime murders me or not my grandchildren are going to have to pay this shit off.)
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Leftists need to understand that trans flag in bio means I get to do gallows humour in times like these. (But also we do really need to consider the long term ramifications of debt over GDP, whether the trump regime murders me or not my grandchildren are going to have to pay this shit off.)
The recipe is just white people taco night plus tostada and folding. Good luck.
September 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The recipe is just white people taco night plus tostada and folding. Good luck.
I'm not sure meatloaf fried rice works but it worked enough. Sometimes you get in late from a road trip and anything in the fridge is fair fodder.
August 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm not sure meatloaf fried rice works but it worked enough. Sometimes you get in late from a road trip and anything in the fridge is fair fodder.
The honey glaze chicken got high praise from grandma who — didn't even need her catsup.
Probably prep and freeze this one at some point for lazy days.
Probably prep and freeze this one at some point for lazy days.
July 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The honey glaze chicken got high praise from grandma who — didn't even need her catsup.
Probably prep and freeze this one at some point for lazy days.
Probably prep and freeze this one at some point for lazy days.
Any women out there that like home cooked meals (plus some mandu from a bag because seriously).
June 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Any women out there that like home cooked meals (plus some mandu from a bag because seriously).
They are just getting really lazy about hiding it.
June 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
They are just getting really lazy about hiding it.
Call him Ted. It will get him.
May 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Call him Ted. It will get him.
It gave either the main character or the most self actualized character every franchise.
I picked some that spoke to me from the top of the list but reliable, nerd, and holding back because no one can handle the full meal deal is the motif.
Pretty cool test.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I picked some that spoke to me from the top of the list but reliable, nerd, and holding back because no one can handle the full meal deal is the motif.
Pretty cool test.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It gave either the main character or the most self actualized character every franchise.
I picked some that spoke to me from the top of the list but reliable, nerd, and holding back because no one can handle the full meal deal is the motif.
Pretty cool test.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I picked some that spoke to me from the top of the list but reliable, nerd, and holding back because no one can handle the full meal deal is the motif.
Pretty cool test.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I honestly try not to overhelp, but it definitely is something I have to check myself for. I prefer to be the power behind the throne, but usually end up having it dumped on me at some point. Not being mean and not needing support/approval of others is super accurate no notes.
May 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I honestly try not to overhelp, but it definitely is something I have to check myself for. I prefer to be the power behind the throne, but usually end up having it dumped on me at some point. Not being mean and not needing support/approval of others is super accurate no notes.
This will never not be funny to me.
Given that I've never said anything with the intent to be upsetting.
Given that I've never said anything with the intent to be upsetting.
April 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This will never not be funny to me.
Given that I've never said anything with the intent to be upsetting.
Given that I've never said anything with the intent to be upsetting.
Nothing is more (see attachment) than people getting on soapboxes about things they don't understand. 90% of the time it is someone telling me they don't know the difference between Semi and Full, the other 10% they don't know what a clip is.
(I'm not even into guns! Sword girl catching strays.)
(I'm not even into guns! Sword girl catching strays.)
April 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Nothing is more (see attachment) than people getting on soapboxes about things they don't understand. 90% of the time it is someone telling me they don't know the difference between Semi and Full, the other 10% they don't know what a clip is.
(I'm not even into guns! Sword girl catching strays.)
(I'm not even into guns! Sword girl catching strays.)
Miss Colorado already, probably go back this summer, assuming trains still exist. Definitely posting more though.
April 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Miss Colorado already, probably go back this summer, assuming trains still exist. Definitely posting more though.
At least the weather is with us.
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
At least the weather is with us.
I've been kind of busy the last few days but I did make camera noises at the top(ISH) of bergman bowl and spitfire.
Also the app I use tracks up and downhill distance separately and it is amazing how close my rough calculation of 75% of the total being on my skis and 25% on lifts actually was.
Also the app I use tracks up and downhill distance separately and it is amazing how close my rough calculation of 75% of the total being on my skis and 25% on lifts actually was.
February 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I've been kind of busy the last few days but I did make camera noises at the top(ISH) of bergman bowl and spitfire.
Also the app I use tracks up and downhill distance separately and it is amazing how close my rough calculation of 75% of the total being on my skis and 25% on lifts actually was.
Also the app I use tracks up and downhill distance separately and it is amazing how close my rough calculation of 75% of the total being on my skis and 25% on lifts actually was.
I would have thought I was way more hated than this.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I would have thought I was way more hated than this.
Sometimes this website man I just don't even know what is going on in my notifications.
I'm going to assume good intentions, I guess?
I'm going to assume good intentions, I guess?
February 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sometimes this website man I just don't even know what is going on in my notifications.
I'm going to assume good intentions, I guess?
I'm going to assume good intentions, I guess?
Meanwhile at twitter:
January 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Meanwhile at twitter:
Imagine telling a diabetic to take 3x the correct amount of insulin.
January 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Imagine telling a diabetic to take 3x the correct amount of insulin.
Do a thing to help scammers guess your social security number like give them your birth year by posting a picture of a music album that was released in that year.
November 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Do a thing to help scammers guess your social security number like give them your birth year by posting a picture of a music album that was released in that year.
I mostly gave up and moved over here but there are pages and pages of these. Reporting accounts who came into a conversation just to misgender and insult someone, and often worse.
I pretty much never was the target, but I'm pretty fighty, and they like to go at people who favor fawn freeze & flee.
I pretty much never was the target, but I'm pretty fighty, and they like to go at people who favor fawn freeze & flee.
November 24, 2024 at 10:00 AM
I mostly gave up and moved over here but there are pages and pages of these. Reporting accounts who came into a conversation just to misgender and insult someone, and often worse.
I pretty much never was the target, but I'm pretty fighty, and they like to go at people who favor fawn freeze & flee.
I pretty much never was the target, but I'm pretty fighty, and they like to go at people who favor fawn freeze & flee.