Goo Tycoon
@gootycoon.bsky.social
Writing DREAM BIG on an orange piece of paper and taping it on my office wall like the Ted Lasso sign
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Writing DREAM BIG on an orange piece of paper and taping it on my office wall like the Ted Lasso sign
At this point I keep getting myself banned on Twitter on purpose
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
At this point I keep getting myself banned on Twitter on purpose
I used to pray for days like these
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I used to pray for days like these
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The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
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It’s not even “are these people racist?” It’s “do these people have any beliefs at all besides white supremacy?”
Like, this an actual post from an actual government social media account, posted in the last hour.
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It’s not even “are these people racist?” It’s “do these people have any beliefs at all besides white supremacy?”
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
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the two genders
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the two genders
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"We used to have this day to ourselves, but you know Roger Goodell and them pigs at the NFL always want to hog every day of the week now."
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
Charles Barkley calls out NFL 'pigs' for hostile Christmas Day takeover
Charles Barkley expressed his frustration with the NFL and Roger Goodell for playing games on Christmas to compete with the NBA.
awfulannouncing.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"We used to have this day to ourselves, but you know Roger Goodell and them pigs at the NFL always want to hog every day of the week now."
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
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cw// grinch
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
cw// grinch
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
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Mark Cuban let Jalen Brunson walk. he’s a fucking moron. nobody should ever listen to him.
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mark Cuban let Jalen Brunson walk. he’s a fucking moron. nobody should ever listen to him.
The #ChristmasSecret is that if youre visiting your parents, you can drink as much as you want, as early as you want judgement free as long as you cook or bake at least 1 thing per day
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The #ChristmasSecret is that if youre visiting your parents, you can drink as much as you want, as early as you want judgement free as long as you cook or bake at least 1 thing per day
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lets go mets babyyy
Over on the other app, the Mets are doing white genocide with their roster
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
lets go mets babyyy
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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lotta teams who have never won an emirates nba cup in their entire history were talking shit…….
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
lotta teams who have never won an emirates nba cup in their entire history were talking shit…….
OG and Brunson are keeping the Knicks in this game
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
OG and Brunson are keeping the Knicks in this game
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Could it be because the only people who would have ever been interested in reading this trash were sent forward copies?
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Could it be because the only people who would have ever been interested in reading this trash were sent forward copies?
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If the backyard is full, you’re at Union Pool
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If the backyard is full, you’re at Union Pool
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
Literally thought my family was the only one who did this, are there no unique experiences???
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Literally thought my family was the only one who did this, are there no unique experiences???
When they start talking about rights and clearances on the weekly teams call
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When they start talking about rights and clearances on the weekly teams call
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Damn, what is in those files
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Damn, what is in those files