Goo Tycoon
@gootycoon.bsky.social
Its gonna be so funny when Marco Rubio is domed in Caracas
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Its gonna be so funny when Marco Rubio is domed in Caracas
This is what I do when I'm bored and feel like rage baiting my girlfriend
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This is what I do when I'm bored and feel like rage baiting my girlfriend
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.
Starmer's spokesman says the reports of Grok's activity is "disturbing" but doesn't say UK Government will take any action
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.
THEN WHY DID I GET THIS BULLSHIT
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
THEN WHY DID I GET THIS BULLSHIT
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Never has a President wagged a dog harder than Trump and MAGA now.
To distract from Epstein, the explosion of health and homeowners insurance costs, and the tariffs that are decimating small businesses, Trump is plunging this country into a war and using our soldiers as pawns.
To distract from Epstein, the explosion of health and homeowners insurance costs, and the tariffs that are decimating small businesses, Trump is plunging this country into a war and using our soldiers as pawns.
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Never has a President wagged a dog harder than Trump and MAGA now.
To distract from Epstein, the explosion of health and homeowners insurance costs, and the tariffs that are decimating small businesses, Trump is plunging this country into a war and using our soldiers as pawns.
To distract from Epstein, the explosion of health and homeowners insurance costs, and the tariffs that are decimating small businesses, Trump is plunging this country into a war and using our soldiers as pawns.
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Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
I keep seeing pundits say that "they cut off the head of the regime" but I think the reality is they just gave it a face-lift
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I keep seeing pundits say that "they cut off the head of the regime" but I think the reality is they just gave it a face-lift
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NO WAR. FULL STOP.
Trump has already launched an unconstitutional war for oil. We’re organizing now.
Join us TODAY for a protest sign–making party at campaign HQ as we prepare for the larger Emergency Day of Action downtown opposing war on Venezuela.
🕝 2:30–3:30 PM
📍 7016 N Clark St, Rogers Park
Trump has already launched an unconstitutional war for oil. We’re organizing now.
Join us TODAY for a protest sign–making party at campaign HQ as we prepare for the larger Emergency Day of Action downtown opposing war on Venezuela.
🕝 2:30–3:30 PM
📍 7016 N Clark St, Rogers Park
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
NO WAR. FULL STOP.
Trump has already launched an unconstitutional war for oil. We’re organizing now.
Join us TODAY for a protest sign–making party at campaign HQ as we prepare for the larger Emergency Day of Action downtown opposing war on Venezuela.
🕝 2:30–3:30 PM
📍 7016 N Clark St, Rogers Park
Trump has already launched an unconstitutional war for oil. We’re organizing now.
Join us TODAY for a protest sign–making party at campaign HQ as we prepare for the larger Emergency Day of Action downtown opposing war on Venezuela.
🕝 2:30–3:30 PM
📍 7016 N Clark St, Rogers Park
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
Writing DREAM BIG on an orange piece of paper and taping it on my office wall like the Ted Lasso sign
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Writing DREAM BIG on an orange piece of paper and taping it on my office wall like the Ted Lasso sign
At this point I keep getting myself banned on Twitter on purpose
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
At this point I keep getting myself banned on Twitter on purpose
I used to pray for days like these
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I used to pray for days like these
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The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
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It’s not even “are these people racist?” It’s “do these people have any beliefs at all besides white supremacy?”
Like, this an actual post from an actual government social media account, posted in the last hour.
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It’s not even “are these people racist?” It’s “do these people have any beliefs at all besides white supremacy?”
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
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the two genders
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the two genders
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"We used to have this day to ourselves, but you know Roger Goodell and them pigs at the NFL always want to hog every day of the week now."
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
Charles Barkley calls out NFL 'pigs' for hostile Christmas Day takeover
Charles Barkley expressed his frustration with the NFL and Roger Goodell for playing games on Christmas to compete with the NBA.
awfulannouncing.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"We used to have this day to ourselves, but you know Roger Goodell and them pigs at the NFL always want to hog every day of the week now."
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
awfulannouncing.com/nba/charles-...
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cw// grinch
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
cw// grinch
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.
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Mark Cuban let Jalen Brunson walk. he’s a fucking moron. nobody should ever listen to him.
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mark Cuban let Jalen Brunson walk. he’s a fucking moron. nobody should ever listen to him.
The #ChristmasSecret is that if youre visiting your parents, you can drink as much as you want, as early as you want judgement free as long as you cook or bake at least 1 thing per day
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The #ChristmasSecret is that if youre visiting your parents, you can drink as much as you want, as early as you want judgement free as long as you cook or bake at least 1 thing per day
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lets go mets babyyy
Over on the other app, the Mets are doing white genocide with their roster
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
lets go mets babyyy
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
