The Gooner
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The Gooner
@goonlord69.bsky.social
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it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories
January 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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January 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux
December 12, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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I remember when a new version of Windows meant there would be all sorts of new features and the trailers would have a big song announcing the update and everyone waited in line for the new hotness and now your computer randomly reboots at some point and the update is you can no longer save files.
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Felt terrible spending $30 at a sushi bar all by myself, but $1k on a new PC build? I don't see a damn problem 🗿
a man wearing a blue shirt that says i don 't mind that one bit
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November 30, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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software distribution is so great! the download site for the hp smart App redirects me to the microsoft store Website which offers an exe to be downloaded. the exe itself opens the microsoft store App so I can install the hp smart app. most definitely not a waste of time and bandwidth
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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Sometimes I forget that we used to be able to just put in a game disc and play straight away

✅️ No installs

✅️ No day-one patches

✅️ No forced online connectivity for single-player games

We had it good. 😩
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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wow have you ever tried finishing a video game its a truly fucked up thing to do
November 29, 2024 at 7:48 AM
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Debugging would be such much cooler if each error had a Latin bug name. Oh yes, a new Segfaultia Nullstackulis to my collection!
November 29, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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The people whining about video games being woke never have any actual ideas themselves. They never suggest stories they want to see or themes they want explored. It's always just crying about boobs being not big enough or a character being gay. Truly the biggest whiniest babies on the planet
November 28, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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The key to surviving online is innoculating yourself with the correct amount of anime. Too little, and you will feel endlessly lost. Too much, and you will lose yourself to endlessness.
November 17, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Alright I need to stop binging so much Mechabellum this week because these class papers aren't gonna write themselves, but also go buy it
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November 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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the only requirement for programming is despair
November 7, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Mechabellum truly holding my mental health together right now, even if I can barely win a single game 🥲
November 7, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Its the month of giving so ive decided to give up on twitter
November 6, 2024 at 10:07 PM