seven rasmussen — STARSHIPS out 8/4/26
@toomanyspectra.bsky.social
humanoid astrobiologist 🌌 SFF author (largely oxygen by mass) 📚 transhumanist 🤖 star trek autism character 🖖 she/they 🏳️🌈 antifascist educator ✒️ CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS out Aug 4, 2026
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Pinned
can’t believe it’s finally my turn to do this but:
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
Reposted by seven rasmussen — STARSHIPS out 8/4/26
🔭🧪 Mark your calendars & pre-order this incredibly exciting new book all about astrobiology (!!) and #exoplanets and much much more by the amazingly talented @toomanyspectra.bsky.social! I CANNOT wait to enjoy this first for myself and then gift it to everyone I know 🤩
can’t believe it’s finally my turn to do this but:
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
🔭🧪 Mark your calendars & pre-order this incredibly exciting new book all about astrobiology (!!) and #exoplanets and much much more by the amazingly talented @toomanyspectra.bsky.social! I CANNOT wait to enjoy this first for myself and then gift it to everyone I know 🤩
can’t believe it’s finally my turn to do this but:
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
can’t believe it’s finally my turn to do this but:
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
COVER REVEAL!!
here is the long-awaited cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS by the incredibly talented Kamille Rodriguez
pre-order here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
the bartender at O’Hare just made me a free hangover cure of bitters, soda, and lime… literal angel
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
the bartender at O’Hare just made me a free hangover cure of bitters, soda, and lime… literal angel
Reposted by seven rasmussen — STARSHIPS out 8/4/26
Also shoutout to this upcoming book:
the day is finally here: you can order my debut non-fiction, CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS: HOW THE DRAKE EQUATION REVEALS THE ODDS OF LIFE IN THE COSMOS from B&N!!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Also shoutout to this upcoming book:
at the function asking strangers what they think the worst possible hotdog topping is
(i think it’s shredded mint chewing gum)
(i think it’s shredded mint chewing gum)
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
at the function asking strangers what they think the worst possible hotdog topping is
(i think it’s shredded mint chewing gum)
(i think it’s shredded mint chewing gum)
back in the midwest for the weekend after 6 months in bushwick has me feeling like this about cornfields
a close up of a woman 's face with the words i did n't know there was this much green in the whole galaxy below
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words i did n't know there was this much green in the whole galaxy below
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
back in the midwest for the weekend after 6 months in bushwick has me feeling like this about cornfields
this morning at laguardia i handed my drivers license and passport to the TSA agent and now that im in chicago i am seeing that they only handed back my passport
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
this morning at laguardia i handed my drivers license and passport to the TSA agent and now that im in chicago i am seeing that they only handed back my passport
gaining popularity with my new students by being knowledgeable about various yaoi pairings in media
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
gaining popularity with my new students by being knowledgeable about various yaoi pairings in media
five not-physics classes i enjoyed:
- Russian Literature (introduced me to Zamyatin’s “We”)
- Asian Art History (cool! i can recognize the Jomon influence in the art styles of BOTW/TOTK)
- Notable Concerts of History (Medicis to Woodstock!)
- Mandarin Chinese (can’t speak, can pronounce names)
- Russian Literature (introduced me to Zamyatin’s “We”)
- Asian Art History (cool! i can recognize the Jomon influence in the art styles of BOTW/TOTK)
- Notable Concerts of History (Medicis to Woodstock!)
- Mandarin Chinese (can’t speak, can pronounce names)
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
five not-physics classes i enjoyed:
- Russian Literature (introduced me to Zamyatin’s “We”)
- Asian Art History (cool! i can recognize the Jomon influence in the art styles of BOTW/TOTK)
- Notable Concerts of History (Medicis to Woodstock!)
- Mandarin Chinese (can’t speak, can pronounce names)
- Russian Literature (introduced me to Zamyatin’s “We”)
- Asian Art History (cool! i can recognize the Jomon influence in the art styles of BOTW/TOTK)
- Notable Concerts of History (Medicis to Woodstock!)
- Mandarin Chinese (can’t speak, can pronounce names)
every time i go to the doctor i tell them i have had a hysterectomy and every time i get results back there’s always a negative pregnancy test in there
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
every time i go to the doctor i tell them i have had a hysterectomy and every time i get results back there’s always a negative pregnancy test in there
jail
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
jail
Heaven Cent is my drag king name
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Heaven Cent is my drag king name
i’m not crying YOU’RE crying
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
i’m not crying YOU’RE crying
professoring real good out there 🫡
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
professoring real good out there 🫡
mr mamdani please put a hat on 🙏
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
mr mamdani please put a hat on 🙏
Reposted by seven rasmussen — STARSHIPS out 8/4/26
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
ahead of the Big Snow i have never seen more ubers in bushwick than this
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
ahead of the Big Snow i have never seen more ubers in bushwick than this
always humbling when a single glass of wine ruins my next day, really reminds me that i am from potato europe and not tomato europe 😔✌️
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
always humbling when a single glass of wine ruins my next day, really reminds me that i am from potato europe and not tomato europe 😔✌️
finally teaching again and classes start monday so im back on my Dr. Frizzle bullshit
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
finally teaching again and classes start monday so im back on my Dr. Frizzle bullshit
the cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS is going to blow your tits clean off when you see it fyi
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
the cover for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS is going to blow your tits clean off when you see it fyi
look. zines can have a no simultaneous submissions policy. OR they can have a several month turnaround time. but they CAN’T have BOTH 💀
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
look. zines can have a no simultaneous submissions policy. OR they can have a several month turnaround time. but they CAN’T have BOTH 💀
dating hack: if a man asks for your thoughts on the notion of free will you can clip straight to being dropped off without fanfare by describing the field of philosophy as being “largely masturbatory”
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
dating hack: if a man asks for your thoughts on the notion of free will you can clip straight to being dropped off without fanfare by describing the field of philosophy as being “largely masturbatory”
how it feels to hear Clarity by Zedd in the club for the first time since college
a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched surrounded by glowing lines
ALT: a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched surrounded by glowing lines
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
how it feels to hear Clarity by Zedd in the club for the first time since college
my divorce was finalized today so i had to virtually appear in court. which seems fine. except that they put all the couples getting divorced in the same zoom room for the hearing. and let me tell you you’ll NEVER experience more atrocious vibes than virtual divorce court.
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
my divorce was finalized today so i had to virtually appear in court. which seems fine. except that they put all the couples getting divorced in the same zoom room for the hearing. and let me tell you you’ll NEVER experience more atrocious vibes than virtual divorce court.
tattoo tribute to my first three books!!
1) CLOUDY WITH S CHANCE OF STARSHIPS (science non-fiction, Aug 2026 via Princeton U Press)
2) THE COSMOLOGICAL ESCAPADES OF ASHLEY ALCHEMY AND LEMON LOGICA (middle-grade science fiction, looking for beta readers!! 2027?)
3) [UNTITLED ADULT SPACE OPERA]
1) CLOUDY WITH S CHANCE OF STARSHIPS (science non-fiction, Aug 2026 via Princeton U Press)
2) THE COSMOLOGICAL ESCAPADES OF ASHLEY ALCHEMY AND LEMON LOGICA (middle-grade science fiction, looking for beta readers!! 2027?)
3) [UNTITLED ADULT SPACE OPERA]
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
tattoo tribute to my first three books!!
1) CLOUDY WITH S CHANCE OF STARSHIPS (science non-fiction, Aug 2026 via Princeton U Press)
2) THE COSMOLOGICAL ESCAPADES OF ASHLEY ALCHEMY AND LEMON LOGICA (middle-grade science fiction, looking for beta readers!! 2027?)
3) [UNTITLED ADULT SPACE OPERA]
1) CLOUDY WITH S CHANCE OF STARSHIPS (science non-fiction, Aug 2026 via Princeton U Press)
2) THE COSMOLOGICAL ESCAPADES OF ASHLEY ALCHEMY AND LEMON LOGICA (middle-grade science fiction, looking for beta readers!! 2027?)
3) [UNTITLED ADULT SPACE OPERA]