goofy med student
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I am officially applying psychiatry for the 2026 Match. I've spent 6 months in a crisis about this but I have finally decided enough to post it somewhere. 🫡
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this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious
September 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious
I'm really in love with this sci fi series and want to put it on my hobbies ERAS application but it's unfortunately called the Murderbot diaries and I don't know how that's going to go down...
September 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm really in love with this sci fi series and want to put it on my hobbies ERAS application but it's unfortunately called the Murderbot diaries and I don't know how that's going to go down...
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Promise tariffs ⟶ faff around ⟶ announce tariffs ⟶ pause tariffs ⟶ promise deals ⟶ court rules tariffs illegal ⟶ appeal ⟶ court order stayed ⟶ make no deals ⟶ 90 days expires ⟶ delay tariffs again ⟶ announce tariffs again ⟶ appeals court rules tariffs illegal again ⟶ you are here
August 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Promise tariffs ⟶ faff around ⟶ announce tariffs ⟶ pause tariffs ⟶ promise deals ⟶ court rules tariffs illegal ⟶ appeal ⟶ court order stayed ⟶ make no deals ⟶ 90 days expires ⟶ delay tariffs again ⟶ announce tariffs again ⟶ appeals court rules tariffs illegal again ⟶ you are here
Feeling anxious about matching, about my application, about where to apply, about how to sell myself 🥲🥲🥲
August 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Feeling anxious about matching, about my application, about where to apply, about how to sell myself 🥲🥲🥲
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today i am grateful for Hayley Williams and Hayley Williams only
girl literally called (assumedly) Jason Alden racist, yelled about gentrification in Nashville, scolded Christians for praising a white Jesus... i love you
girl literally called (assumedly) Jason Alden racist, yelled about gentrification in Nashville, scolded Christians for praising a white Jesus... i love you
August 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
today i am grateful for Hayley Williams and Hayley Williams only
girl literally called (assumedly) Jason Alden racist, yelled about gentrification in Nashville, scolded Christians for praising a white Jesus... i love you
girl literally called (assumedly) Jason Alden racist, yelled about gentrification in Nashville, scolded Christians for praising a white Jesus... i love you
What if I just put the Spotify code to Mirtazapine by Hayley Williams as my personal statement and left it at that?
August 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What if I just put the Spotify code to Mirtazapine by Hayley Williams as my personal statement and left it at that?
Liking the role Seth had in this TLOU episode
April 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Liking the role Seth had in this TLOU episode
I'm supposed to be in dedicated for step 2.... I'm having trouble with my dedication
April 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm supposed to be in dedicated for step 2.... I'm having trouble with my dedication
Thoughts and prayers to the people who only watched the show and didn't know this was coming... it still hurts. Also they did that scene just like the game
April 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Thoughts and prayers to the people who only watched the show and didn't know this was coming... it still hurts. Also they did that scene just like the game
Fuck she has the golf club
April 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fuck she has the golf club
Oh man this episode of the last of us... really giving a gameplay feel with the horde
April 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh man this episode of the last of us... really giving a gameplay feel with the horde
I am officially applying psychiatry for the 2026 Match. I've spent 6 months in a crisis about this but I have finally decided enough to post it somewhere. 🫡
April 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I am officially applying psychiatry for the 2026 Match. I've spent 6 months in a crisis about this but I have finally decided enough to post it somewhere. 🫡
I really like this preceptor I hope he writes me a good LOR I need it but I can't take much more of how much he loves to use AI 🤢 and how I told him I didn't love it and he mentions it like too much not in a passive aggressive way in like a trying to acknowledge my feelings but keep using it way 🥴
April 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I really like this preceptor I hope he writes me a good LOR I need it but I can't take much more of how much he loves to use AI 🤢 and how I told him I didn't love it and he mentions it like too much not in a passive aggressive way in like a trying to acknowledge my feelings but keep using it way 🥴
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Since this may come up again...
Sean Barbabella is making ethically questionable decisions in this document and he also happens to be a DO.
He's not a shitty doctor because he's a DO.
Please do not reply saying DOs are better. We're not. We just want to be judged on an individual basis.
Sean Barbabella is making ethically questionable decisions in this document and he also happens to be a DO.
He's not a shitty doctor because he's a DO.
Please do not reply saying DOs are better. We're not. We just want to be judged on an individual basis.
April 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Since this may come up again...
Sean Barbabella is making ethically questionable decisions in this document and he also happens to be a DO.
He's not a shitty doctor because he's a DO.
Please do not reply saying DOs are better. We're not. We just want to be judged on an individual basis.
Sean Barbabella is making ethically questionable decisions in this document and he also happens to be a DO.
He's not a shitty doctor because he's a DO.
Please do not reply saying DOs are better. We're not. We just want to be judged on an individual basis.
I need someone to talk about TLOU S2 here !!! Even better if you played the game and saw the Easter eggs like the dog pic 🥲
April 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I need someone to talk about TLOU S2 here !!! Even better if you played the game and saw the Easter eggs like the dog pic 🥲
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There’s no such thing as A.I “art.” It’s a soulless amalgamation of plagiarised data. That is the antithesis of art.
March 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
There’s no such thing as A.I “art.” It’s a soulless amalgamation of plagiarised data. That is the antithesis of art.
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something I wish people in general would internalize: taking meds is morally neutral. it’s fine. it doesn’t mean anything about you as a person, it just *is*. antidepressants? morally neutral. GLP-1s? morally neutral. statins? morally neeeeuuuutraaaalll
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
something I wish people in general would internalize: taking meds is morally neutral. it’s fine. it doesn’t mean anything about you as a person, it just *is*. antidepressants? morally neutral. GLP-1s? morally neutral. statins? morally neeeeuuuutraaaalll
Today means that next years match day will be mine.............. shit
March 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Today means that next years match day will be mine.............. shit
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Really wild how people continue to act like RFK Jr.’s problem is his remote history of heroin addiction in sustained recovery and not the fact that he’s a sociopathic, science denying, con artist, who wants kids to die so he can make a buck, which has nothing to do with him using heroin decades ago.
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Really wild how people continue to act like RFK Jr.’s problem is his remote history of heroin addiction in sustained recovery and not the fact that he’s a sociopathic, science denying, con artist, who wants kids to die so he can make a buck, which has nothing to do with him using heroin decades ago.
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Fun fact: several groundbreaking cancer drugs of the past 5 years that have saved thousands of lives are generated by horseshoe-crab reproductive organs
Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca
In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.
globalnews.ca
February 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fun fact: several groundbreaking cancer drugs of the past 5 years that have saved thousands of lives are generated by horseshoe-crab reproductive organs
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My cat, who ate so fast she threw up, tried to eat her vomit, then dragged her ass on the floor to dislodge poop that was stuck to her butt would still make a better HHS secretary than RFK Jr.
February 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My cat, who ate so fast she threw up, tried to eat her vomit, then dragged her ass on the floor to dislodge poop that was stuck to her butt would still make a better HHS secretary than RFK Jr.
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If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.
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I’ve now called it The Gulf of Your Mom twice and I fear it may be sticking
January 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’ve now called it The Gulf of Your Mom twice and I fear it may be sticking
I did in fact make it to 3rd year
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I did in fact make it to 3rd year