I was sad about all the classic Twitter jokes being lost to the ages, but now I have hope.
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I was sad about all the classic Twitter jokes being lost to the ages, but now I have hope.
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I’m still not going to watch season 3 of The White Lotus, just the part that Sam Rockwell is in.
March 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m still not going to watch season 3 of The White Lotus, just the part that Sam Rockwell is in.
Even without Elon’s antics, it really ruins your whole day when you see a Cybertruck in real life.
March 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Even without Elon’s antics, it really ruins your whole day when you see a Cybertruck in real life.
People don't know what the federal Department of Education ACTUALLY does, do they? And by "people," I mean the absolute lowlifes dismantling and looting from our country and those hooting for them, somehow thinking that they themselves have "won."
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
People don't know what the federal Department of Education ACTUALLY does, do they? And by "people," I mean the absolute lowlifes dismantling and looting from our country and those hooting for them, somehow thinking that they themselves have "won."
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
I can’t get myself to watch season 3 of The White Lotus. Watching rich people behaving badly just isn’t hitting the same way it did a year or two ago.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I can’t get myself to watch season 3 of The White Lotus. Watching rich people behaving badly just isn’t hitting the same way it did a year or two ago.
I love the diy parody cybertruck so hard.
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I love the diy parody cybertruck so hard.
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
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Very happy that a city I both like and am completely terrified of won
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Very happy that a city I both like and am completely terrified of won
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Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
Which was more off-putting? The Seal seal or those Coffeemate tongues? #superbowlads
February 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Which was more off-putting? The Seal seal or those Coffeemate tongues? #superbowlads
We’ve ad ads from three of the four principals from Schitt’s Creek. Will be bummed if Annie Murphy isn’t in one.
February 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We’ve ad ads from three of the four principals from Schitt’s Creek. Will be bummed if Annie Murphy isn’t in one.
Snoop and Tom Brady are on the same side at this point. Wtf are they talking about.
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady are on the same side at this point. Wtf are they talking about.
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They don’t know how anything works but they like the way things break
February 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They don’t know how anything works but they like the way things break
Just a reminder that Elon’s buddy with the hose is Rahm Emanuel’s brother.
February 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just a reminder that Elon’s buddy with the hose is Rahm Emanuel’s brother.
I want to read a book that is just Shiv Ramdas’s stories divided into post-sized portions. I don’t know why, but the unraveling posts make them even funnier.
Off to the word mines for the day but everyone needs cheering up on a Sunday like this. I've told this one before but anyway, gather around, children, for this is the story of how my paternal grandmother, the quietest woman to ever live, beat up the most famous magician in Asia during his act
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I want to read a book that is just Shiv Ramdas’s stories divided into post-sized portions. I don’t know why, but the unraveling posts make them even funnier.
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
The “manager’s special” plus a coffee at this diner has a very interesting sum: 🧐
December 14, 2024 at 9:16 PM
The “manager’s special” plus a coffee at this diner has a very interesting sum: 🧐
My Person of the Year, besides the obvious recent character that most of us agree on, is probably Menswear Guy.
December 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My Person of the Year, besides the obvious recent character that most of us agree on, is probably Menswear Guy.
I need to know what they think of the Infowars sale.
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I need to know what they think of the Infowars sale.
The day that the Cubs won the World Series in 2016 really careened us onto this timeline. Sorry, Cubs fans, but we need to send Steve Bartman back to that day, Terminator-style.
Its 2016 forever and ever until we die
Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over
November 14, 2024 at 12:24 PM
The day that the Cubs won the World Series in 2016 really careened us onto this timeline. Sorry, Cubs fans, but we need to send Steve Bartman back to that day, Terminator-style.
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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.