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What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
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ngl this fox news rage bait against trans comedienne stacy cay is pretty funny
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
ngl this fox news rage bait against trans comedienne stacy cay is pretty funny
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New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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left wing intellectuals on having kids: wow look at all these little joys, i am gonna make a special scrap book of why the family matters...omg is this conservativism?
right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables
right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
left wing intellectuals on having kids: wow look at all these little joys, i am gonna make a special scrap book of why the family matters...omg is this conservativism?
right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables
right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables
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Ballroom Contractor in Bid Meeting: we can do the demolition fast but construction will be unpredictable, supply chains are kind of fucked right now because of Trrrr (remembers where he is) rrransgender sports
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ballroom Contractor in Bid Meeting: we can do the demolition fast but construction will be unpredictable, supply chains are kind of fucked right now because of Trrrr (remembers where he is) rrransgender sports
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Hey guys, bad news about my upcoming appearance on Brightsiders. On the one hand, I wish this would have happened before I got on the plane and missed my brother’s wedding. On the other hand, we don’t hold grudges in the Bright community. It’s not what Daryl and Nick would have wanted.
Sad news everyone, I’m officially pulling the plug on Brightsiders, my super fan podcast for the 2017 movie Bright. I still feel like there were many interesting topics left to discuss but after 7 years of weekly episodes I’ve learned that no one has ever listened to the show.
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hey guys, bad news about my upcoming appearance on Brightsiders. On the one hand, I wish this would have happened before I got on the plane and missed my brother’s wedding. On the other hand, we don’t hold grudges in the Bright community. It’s not what Daryl and Nick would have wanted.
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remember this phenomenal fucking post
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
remember this phenomenal fucking post
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You can only know how old the grains are or how many there are but not both.
October 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You can only know how old the grains are or how many there are but not both.
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Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
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In my opinion all millennial complaints should be about PBS in the early 2000s
September 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
In my opinion all millennial complaints should be about PBS in the early 2000s
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I call this piece the “Hypocrisy of Rosenbury: A story of American Fascism”
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I call this piece the “Hypocrisy of Rosenbury: A story of American Fascism”
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this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite
March 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite
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All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
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