Goblyn/The Fifth Dollanganger
@goblyn.bsky.social
I'm not always as funny as whatever I said that brought you here, but I never stop trying. Bipolar. Broke-ass bitch in a red state. Trying to understand how All This will look to history.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
I'm stuck in bed with a cold and from time to time I remember they made a CGI kid-friendly version of Animal Farm and I get mad all over again.
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm stuck in bed with a cold and from time to time I remember they made a CGI kid-friendly version of Animal Farm and I get mad all over again.
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some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
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I think a lot of the new modern forms of neuroses we have are coming about from thinking we’re all trapped in a panopticon. The idea that very normal things like relationships or reading is performative or embarrassing comes from an implicit belief that you’re only value is how you’re seen by others
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I think a lot of the new modern forms of neuroses we have are coming about from thinking we’re all trapped in a panopticon. The idea that very normal things like relationships or reading is performative or embarrassing comes from an implicit belief that you’re only value is how you’re seen by others
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
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wow it's almost like in the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy or smth idk
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
wow it's almost like in the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy or smth idk
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I will say it is incredibly disheartening for every earnest effort I make and those I see others make knowing we will toil in relative obscurity our entire lives, yet people who sell insane fantasies and blatant lies to the wealthy will never go hungry.
August 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I will say it is incredibly disheartening for every earnest effort I make and those I see others make knowing we will toil in relative obscurity our entire lives, yet people who sell insane fantasies and blatant lies to the wealthy will never go hungry.
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TRIGGER WARNING #NSFW:
News out of Brent, Alabama
Authorities in Bibb County aka MAGAland, Alabama have arrested several men and women tied to a child sex trafficking ring that had been operating for 2 years. #notadragqueen #MAGApedos #republicanpartyofpedos #epstein
www.kgns.tv/2025/07/24/7...
News out of Brent, Alabama
Authorities in Bibb County aka MAGAland, Alabama have arrested several men and women tied to a child sex trafficking ring that had been operating for 2 years. #notadragqueen #MAGApedos #republicanpartyofpedos #epstein
www.kgns.tv/2025/07/24/7...
7 now arrested in case of sexually assaulting children, animals in ‘underground bunker,’ officials say
Three more people, including two women, have been arrested in a case involving young children and animals being sexually abused in an underground bunker in Alabama, officials said.
www.kgns.tv
July 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
TRIGGER WARNING #NSFW:
News out of Brent, Alabama
Authorities in Bibb County aka MAGAland, Alabama have arrested several men and women tied to a child sex trafficking ring that had been operating for 2 years. #notadragqueen #MAGApedos #republicanpartyofpedos #epstein
www.kgns.tv/2025/07/24/7...
News out of Brent, Alabama
Authorities in Bibb County aka MAGAland, Alabama have arrested several men and women tied to a child sex trafficking ring that had been operating for 2 years. #notadragqueen #MAGApedos #republicanpartyofpedos #epstein
www.kgns.tv/2025/07/24/7...
TIL I learned that cybertruck owners are very easy to goad into dragging and that a fifteen-year-old Focus can totally dust them on a straightaway.
July 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
TIL I learned that cybertruck owners are very easy to goad into dragging and that a fifteen-year-old Focus can totally dust them on a straightaway.
Wonderful news! I have been permitted access to the Innermost Mysteries!
(The cat let me pet his belly.)
(The cat let me pet his belly.)
June 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wonderful news! I have been permitted access to the Innermost Mysteries!
(The cat let me pet his belly.)
(The cat let me pet his belly.)
The Cold War era was a weird time to be a kid.
Ray Stevens - Surfin' USSR
YouTube video by raystevensmusic
youtu.be
June 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The Cold War era was a weird time to be a kid.
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if i am to be sent to the camps, then let it be for this joke
June 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
if i am to be sent to the camps, then let it be for this joke
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There were more people at the Balloonland Parade
A fascist organizing a military parade for his birthday is awful. Zero turnout for that parade is hilarious.
T-minus 48 minutes. Great parade views still to be had on Constitution between 21st St. NW and 22nd St. NW.
June 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
There were more people at the Balloonland Parade
In my former life as a junior adjunct assistant archivist at the University of Alabama, my job largely existed between two topics: the Civil War and the Civil Rights movement. Because frankly, that's what we're best known for.
June 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In my former life as a junior adjunct assistant archivist at the University of Alabama, my job largely existed between two topics: the Civil War and the Civil Rights movement. Because frankly, that's what we're best known for.
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BREAKING: Suspect in shooting of Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota had a hit list with nearly 70 names, including abortion providers, pro-choice advocates and lawmakers - CNN
June 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
BREAKING: Suspect in shooting of Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota had a hit list with nearly 70 names, including abortion providers, pro-choice advocates and lawmakers - CNN
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In the past three years, I have had seven different therapists. Seven. I don't quit them; they quit me--not because I am uniquely or objectionably crazy, I don't think, but because they all realize there are more rewarding places to work than the state-funded place and go thither.
June 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In the past three years, I have had seven different therapists. Seven. I don't quit them; they quit me--not because I am uniquely or objectionably crazy, I don't think, but because they all realize there are more rewarding places to work than the state-funded place and go thither.
Serendipity.
June 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Serendipity.
Goodbye, Brian. Take five, man. Get some rest.
Damn.
RIP Brian Wilson. God damn this one hurts. To pretty much any music lover who's been alive in the last sixty-five years, this one hurts.
God bless his brilliant, tormented soul.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCYw...
RIP Brian Wilson. God damn this one hurts. To pretty much any music lover who's been alive in the last sixty-five years, this one hurts.
God bless his brilliant, tormented soul.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCYw...
Brian Wilson (of The Beach Boys) - God Only Knows (2009 Version)
YouTube video by Craft Recordings
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Goodbye, Brian. Take five, man. Get some rest.
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Kurella: wasting away in Margaritaville
Kurella: Searchin' for me long lost shaker of salt
Kurella: Some might say that there's a woman to blame
Kurella: and there be
Kurella: Searchin' for me long lost shaker of salt
Kurella: Some might say that there's a woman to blame
Kurella: and there be
June 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Kurella: wasting away in Margaritaville
Kurella: Searchin' for me long lost shaker of salt
Kurella: Some might say that there's a woman to blame
Kurella: and there be
Kurella: Searchin' for me long lost shaker of salt
Kurella: Some might say that there's a woman to blame
Kurella: and there be
This is a Good Story and you should read it.
This is how young trans girls explored their identities before our modern concept of gender.
Read more: www.teenvogue.com/story/before...
Read more: www.teenvogue.com/story/before...
How This Trans Teen Found Support from Her Family in 1905
Emma Heinrich’s story shows us how young trans girls explored their identities before our modern concept of gender.
www.teenvogue.com
June 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is a Good Story and you should read it.
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
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Solidarity protests with Los Angeles for tomorrow (Mon, Jun 9th):
• Chicago: 9:00am
• Los Angeles: 11:00am
• Seattle: 11am
• Boston: 1:30pm
• Raleigh: 2:00pm
• Atlanta: 2:00pm
• Charlotte: 2:00 PM
• Sacramento: 4:00 PM
• Asheville: 6:00pm
Check link for updates and locations
• Chicago: 9:00am
• Los Angeles: 11:00am
• Seattle: 11am
• Boston: 1:30pm
• Raleigh: 2:00pm
• Atlanta: 2:00pm
• Charlotte: 2:00 PM
• Sacramento: 4:00 PM
• Asheville: 6:00pm
Check link for updates and locations
#FreeDavidEndRaids
On Friday afternoon, military-gear-clad ICE agents launched aggressive raids throughout Los Angeles. At one location, SEIU-USWW President David Huerta was assaulted, injured and detained while advocat...
actionnetwork.org
June 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Solidarity protests with Los Angeles for tomorrow (Mon, Jun 9th):
• Chicago: 9:00am
• Los Angeles: 11:00am
• Seattle: 11am
• Boston: 1:30pm
• Raleigh: 2:00pm
• Atlanta: 2:00pm
• Charlotte: 2:00 PM
• Sacramento: 4:00 PM
• Asheville: 6:00pm
Check link for updates and locations
• Chicago: 9:00am
• Los Angeles: 11:00am
• Seattle: 11am
• Boston: 1:30pm
• Raleigh: 2:00pm
• Atlanta: 2:00pm
• Charlotte: 2:00 PM
• Sacramento: 4:00 PM
• Asheville: 6:00pm
Check link for updates and locations