Advice Dæmon
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The Joan of Arc of tactical frivolity
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
I think I’ve had enough of stores. I’m battling tears because they don’t have maraschino Bing cherries at Safeway
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think I’ve had enough of stores. I’m battling tears because they don’t have maraschino Bing cherries at Safeway
I assure you it is VITAL that I find a photograph of my Christmas tree from 2006.
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I assure you it is VITAL that I find a photograph of my Christmas tree from 2006.
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If you leave your Bluetooth on going over the Sagamore Bridge built in 1935 you'll hear a radio broadcast of Hank Greenberg legging out a double against the NY Yankees
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you leave your Bluetooth on going over the Sagamore Bridge built in 1935 you'll hear a radio broadcast of Hank Greenberg legging out a double against the NY Yankees
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I still think a lot about the fact that Gamergate did essentially win. Not that it made the culture significantly more misogynistic or anything, but it succeeded in making a lot of the people who played games eventually casually much more anti-intellectual and incurious.
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I still think a lot about the fact that Gamergate did essentially win. Not that it made the culture significantly more misogynistic or anything, but it succeeded in making a lot of the people who played games eventually casually much more anti-intellectual and incurious.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I have been cruelly reminded that five years ago, at a butterfly sanctuary, a green one landed on my shoulder & I yipped in fear & went into a bomb crouch, in public, on a gravel path.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have been cruelly reminded that five years ago, at a butterfly sanctuary, a green one landed on my shoulder & I yipped in fear & went into a bomb crouch, in public, on a gravel path.
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
Ok but what was that Christmas special in the 70s that was a cartoon where a pet goose gets run over maybe?
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ok but what was that Christmas special in the 70s that was a cartoon where a pet goose gets run over maybe?
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Successfully de-toed Clark Griswold. Operation #Christmas Chaos is going great. ❄️🎄Meanwhile the inflatables Snoopy, the Grinch, and that suspiciously cheerful puppy with gift box are standing on the lawn like a crime ring of inflatable lawn villains. Who should I take in for questioning? #dogsofbsky
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Successfully de-toed Clark Griswold. Operation #Christmas Chaos is going great. ❄️🎄Meanwhile the inflatables Snoopy, the Grinch, and that suspiciously cheerful puppy with gift box are standing on the lawn like a crime ring of inflatable lawn villains. Who should I take in for questioning? #dogsofbsky
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All those missing socks didn't prepare me for the missing Aquaman Underoo bottoms.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All those missing socks didn't prepare me for the missing Aquaman Underoo bottoms.
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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Explosions in Kyiv.
We’re under attack.
What else to say?
I charged everything,
edited photos – just in case I don’t get another chance (sorry, dark humour)
We’re under attack.
What else to say?
I charged everything,
edited photos – just in case I don’t get another chance (sorry, dark humour)
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Explosions in Kyiv.
We’re under attack.
What else to say?
I charged everything,
edited photos – just in case I don’t get another chance (sorry, dark humour)
We’re under attack.
What else to say?
I charged everything,
edited photos – just in case I don’t get another chance (sorry, dark humour)
Today I have eaten so far: a bite of turkey leg, two pieces of pie, and a bite of pecan and sausage dressing.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Today I have eaten so far: a bite of turkey leg, two pieces of pie, and a bite of pecan and sausage dressing.
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Today on Native American Heritage Day, we honor indigenous cultures whose influence and contributions are evident in communities across the country. Arizona is a special place, and the 22 tribes that call our state home are a big reason for it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Today on Native American Heritage Day, we honor indigenous cultures whose influence and contributions are evident in communities across the country. Arizona is a special place, and the 22 tribes that call our state home are a big reason for it.
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I show you things from Ukraine you won’t find anywhere else.
I visit a lot,
read a lot,
learn a lot.
Culture, art, history –
from my eyes to yours.
Just a little reminder.
I visit a lot,
read a lot,
learn a lot.
Culture, art, history –
from my eyes to yours.
Just a little reminder.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I show you things from Ukraine you won’t find anywhere else.
I visit a lot,
read a lot,
learn a lot.
Culture, art, history –
from my eyes to yours.
Just a little reminder.
I visit a lot,
read a lot,
learn a lot.
Culture, art, history –
from my eyes to yours.
Just a little reminder.
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I hope the rest of the world is having a perfectly pleasant Thursday
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I hope the rest of the world is having a perfectly pleasant Thursday
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If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
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Nothing says Thanksgiving like having to stop traffic, so your fat dog can relax & poop in the middle of an intersection.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Nothing says Thanksgiving like having to stop traffic, so your fat dog can relax & poop in the middle of an intersection.
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If you have a moment on this fine Thanksgiving day check out our project here in the park. We study how moose shed fully developed papillomavirus fibromas with no scarring and no adverse effects on their reproductive capabilities.
If you can manage it please donate today.
gofund.me/babd9034
If you can manage it please donate today.
gofund.me/babd9034
Donate to Please Support our Research at ALTYNP, organized by Ominous Ann
Having found a research project here in the park, now its up to me to find fundin… Ominous Ann needs your support for Please Support our Research at ALTYNP
gofund.me
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you have a moment on this fine Thanksgiving day check out our project here in the park. We study how moose shed fully developed papillomavirus fibromas with no scarring and no adverse effects on their reproductive capabilities.
If you can manage it please donate today.
gofund.me/babd9034
If you can manage it please donate today.
gofund.me/babd9034
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This parade needs more dogs and bears and chickens and things.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This parade needs more dogs and bears and chickens and things.
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Among other travesties in this statement, National Guard soldiers are not "law enforcement"
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Among other travesties in this statement, National Guard soldiers are not "law enforcement"
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Listen to Gabby, there's nothing wrong with buying the pies. Good luck to all the cooks today!
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Listen to Gabby, there's nothing wrong with buying the pies. Good luck to all the cooks today!
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watching the Macy's parade to take the pulse of pop culture
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
watching the Macy's parade to take the pulse of pop culture