Artist.
Art historian just short of a degree. Still working on it.
Lazy servant to a stubborn doggo.
Pagan, mindful heathen with animist/buddhist tendencies.
$32 for a pulled pork?
"Comes with a complimentary pickle."
For $32, it better come with a complimentary erotic foot massage, while eat it.
$32 for a pulled pork?
"Comes with a complimentary pickle."
For $32, it better come with a complimentary erotic foot massage, while eat it.
Now I have to lecture him that he's not goddamn special.
Now I have to lecture him that he's not goddamn special.
Now it's a waiting game.
Now it's a waiting game.
And why is in everything?
And why is in everything?
Back hurts.
Hips hurt.
Knees hurt.
But otherwise...
Back hurts.
Hips hurt.
Knees hurt.
But otherwise...
He lifted his leg on a rose bush...
a quail burst out from under his stream,
flew up and crashed into my face,
really annoyed and covered in canine urine.
Me too.
Edgar ran off yelping and howling,
until his 20ft leash pulled me over onto my back.
Happy goddamn Tuesday.
He lifted his leg on a rose bush...
a quail burst out from under his stream,
flew up and crashed into my face,
really annoyed and covered in canine urine.
Me too.
Edgar ran off yelping and howling,
until his 20ft leash pulled me over onto my back.
Happy goddamn Tuesday.
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https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2025/11/neon-clad-protesters-stage-80s-aerobics-demonstration-outside-portland-ice-facility.html
After this new client told me his name and swore it wasn't a pseudonym, I've decided that a book is needed.
"So You're Going To Be A Parent: Here's What Not To Name The Baby"
After this new client told me his name and swore it wasn't a pseudonym, I've decided that a book is needed.
"So You're Going To Be A Parent: Here's What Not To Name The Baby"
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
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me: I'd rather that than you shitting on my sofa.
(5 minutes later)
her: Why is your shower full of plants?
me: What sort of sociopath DOESN'T grow ferns, mint, and orchids in the bathtub?
me: I'd rather that than you shitting on my sofa.
(5 minutes later)
her: Why is your shower full of plants?
me: What sort of sociopath DOESN'T grow ferns, mint, and orchids in the bathtub?