Artist.
Art historian just short of a degree. Still working on it.
Lazy servant to a stubborn doggo.
Pagan, mindful heathen with animist/buddhist tendencies.
―W.B. Yeats
―W.B. Yeats
(5 minutes later)
These Cheerios smell like sweaty feet.
(reluctantly keeps eating)
(5 minutes later)
These Cheerios smell like sweaty feet.
(reluctantly keeps eating)
Speaking plant.
"I'm going to bonsai this bitch."
#insanity
"I'm going to bonsai this bitch."
#insanity
Edgar: (drops mini pumpkin and wags tail)
Edgar: (drops mini pumpkin and wags tail)
Good morning, sir. I have truckload of meat, if you're interested
me: I'm mainly a vegetarian. So no thanks.
him: Okay. Good. Good. But just so you know, I have a ton of American prime rib and it's really cheap.
me: Nooooo. Sorry you're so hard of hearing.
Good morning, sir. I have truckload of meat, if you're interested
me: I'm mainly a vegetarian. So no thanks.
him: Okay. Good. Good. But just so you know, I have a ton of American prime rib and it's really cheap.
me: Nooooo. Sorry you're so hard of hearing.
He just tracked in a bunch of mud and BLOOD. And is leaving it on the furniture and carpeting.
Doesn't seem injured, but won't sit still long enough for me to figure out where it's coming from.
He just tracked in a bunch of mud and BLOOD. And is leaving it on the furniture and carpeting.
Doesn't seem injured, but won't sit still long enough for me to figure out where it's coming from.