glorious weirdo
@gloriousmonsters.bsky.social
in your local woods and/or large body of water. come find me. don't even worry about it, it's so nice out here you'll never want to leave.
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attempting an intro: call me Vic. I write fanfic, most frequently for #MDZS; it can be found under gloriousmonsters on Ao3. King of SMS/LXC, fervent supporter of JGY/SMS.
I also write weird original fiction & poetry. I like botany, horror, and trying to be a little better all the time.
I also write weird original fiction & poetry. I like botany, horror, and trying to be a little better all the time.
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Me calling the office: I can't come into work today, my grandpa just died
Boss: what? you've already used that excuse twice. how many grandpas do you have??
Me: [turning on my grandpa cloning machine] plenty
Boss: what? you've already used that excuse twice. how many grandpas do you have??
Me: [turning on my grandpa cloning machine] plenty
July 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me calling the office: I can't come into work today, my grandpa just died
Boss: what? you've already used that excuse twice. how many grandpas do you have??
Me: [turning on my grandpa cloning machine] plenty
Boss: what? you've already used that excuse twice. how many grandpas do you have??
Me: [turning on my grandpa cloning machine] plenty
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We all have that one friend who says "caw! caw!" and then snatches a hot dog off your plate and flies away
August 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
We all have that one friend who says "caw! caw!" and then snatches a hot dog off your plate and flies away
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If I had a nephew who was a potential usurper to my throne I would simply disappear him into the oubliette
August 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If I had a nephew who was a potential usurper to my throne I would simply disappear him into the oubliette
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Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
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I lived rent free for three months by pretending to be very bad at an escape room and refusing to leave
August 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I lived rent free for three months by pretending to be very bad at an escape room and refusing to leave
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I told the mushrooms what you did, good luck trying to benefit from the mycorrhizal network this summer you bastard
June 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I told the mushrooms what you did, good luck trying to benefit from the mycorrhizal network this summer you bastard
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now they must agree on a system of self-government, allocate available resources to the greater good, and assign consequences to those who opposed the eventual victors
April 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
now they must agree on a system of self-government, allocate available resources to the greater good, and assign consequences to those who opposed the eventual victors
I like good art and I won't give unearned credit to stories that are diverse/progressive but absolutely terribly made. but i will easily trade 'super realistic detail down to the unexamined misogynistic blood libel presented as real!' for 'unrealistic vague oldtimes but it's feminist and queer'
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I like good art and I won't give unearned credit to stories that are diverse/progressive but absolutely terribly made. but i will easily trade 'super realistic detail down to the unexamined misogynistic blood libel presented as real!' for 'unrealistic vague oldtimes but it's feminist and queer'
fear street 1666 >>>>>> the vvitch
March 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
fear street 1666 >>>>>> the vvitch
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I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
January 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
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“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts
December 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts
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*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
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as an elder of this coffee shop (jobless, got here this morning) I kind of hate seeing the vibes change as the newbies file in (remote workers, dog owners)
November 21, 2024 at 8:02 PM
as an elder of this coffee shop (jobless, got here this morning) I kind of hate seeing the vibes change as the newbies file in (remote workers, dog owners)
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I will build my following the same way I always have: saying underconsidered shit that would get me fired from most email jobs
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I will build my following the same way I always have: saying underconsidered shit that would get me fired from most email jobs
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I've never posted this here!
As an artist I paint with watercolors, acrylics, and sometimes thread.
Designed and embroidered by me 💚
As an artist I paint with watercolors, acrylics, and sometimes thread.
Designed and embroidered by me 💚
November 22, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I've never posted this here!
As an artist I paint with watercolors, acrylics, and sometimes thread.
Designed and embroidered by me 💚
As an artist I paint with watercolors, acrylics, and sometimes thread.
Designed and embroidered by me 💚
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Look at the fantastic #Suyao commission I just got from @ruri_lulli / @LuceZozzerie ! Go follow her, her art is so good and she's wonderful!
Aaaah, I need to continue my thread so I can write Su She and Jin Guangyao being even more in love and sweet with each other like here 🥰
Aaaah, I need to continue my thread so I can write Su She and Jin Guangyao being even more in love and sweet with each other like here 🥰
November 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Look at the fantastic #Suyao commission I just got from @ruri_lulli / @LuceZozzerie ! Go follow her, her art is so good and she's wonderful!
Aaaah, I need to continue my thread so I can write Su She and Jin Guangyao being even more in love and sweet with each other like here 🥰
Aaaah, I need to continue my thread so I can write Su She and Jin Guangyao being even more in love and sweet with each other like here 🥰
attempting an intro: call me Vic. I write fanfic, most frequently for #MDZS; it can be found under gloriousmonsters on Ao3. King of SMS/LXC, fervent supporter of JGY/SMS.
I also write weird original fiction & poetry. I like botany, horror, and trying to be a little better all the time.
I also write weird original fiction & poetry. I like botany, horror, and trying to be a little better all the time.
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
attempting an intro: call me Vic. I write fanfic, most frequently for #MDZS; it can be found under gloriousmonsters on Ao3. King of SMS/LXC, fervent supporter of JGY/SMS.
I also write weird original fiction & poetry. I like botany, horror, and trying to be a little better all the time.
I also write weird original fiction & poetry. I like botany, horror, and trying to be a little better all the time.
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November 22, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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Fanfiction etiquette is incredibly simple, actually. Don't like it, don't read it. No one is forcing you to, which is why it looks ridiculous to complain about it, especially if you were content warned. AO3 tags + "exclude" is one of the greatest reading tools ever. Use them properly and voila!
November 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Fanfiction etiquette is incredibly simple, actually. Don't like it, don't read it. No one is forcing you to, which is why it looks ridiculous to complain about it, especially if you were content warned. AO3 tags + "exclude" is one of the greatest reading tools ever. Use them properly and voila!
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I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows
October 27, 2023 at 12:19 PM
I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows
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To the ends of the earth with you
Day 1: faith (plus undying loyalty, heheh) #MDZSRarepairWeek2024
#suyao #suminshan #sushe #jinguangyao #mengyao #mdzs #modaozushi #mdzsfanart #魔道祖师 #苏瑶 #grandmasterofdemoniccultivation
Day 1: faith (plus undying loyalty, heheh) #MDZSRarepairWeek2024
#suyao #suminshan #sushe #jinguangyao #mengyao #mdzs #modaozushi #mdzsfanart #魔道祖师 #苏瑶 #grandmasterofdemoniccultivation
May 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
To the ends of the earth with you
Day 1: faith (plus undying loyalty, heheh) #MDZSRarepairWeek2024
#suyao #suminshan #sushe #jinguangyao #mengyao #mdzs #modaozushi #mdzsfanart #魔道祖师 #苏瑶 #grandmasterofdemoniccultivation
Day 1: faith (plus undying loyalty, heheh) #MDZSRarepairWeek2024
#suyao #suminshan #sushe #jinguangyao #mengyao #mdzs #modaozushi #mdzsfanart #魔道祖师 #苏瑶 #grandmasterofdemoniccultivation
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Getting a ouija board so I can send mushroom pics to the dead homies
November 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Getting a ouija board so I can send mushroom pics to the dead homies
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Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
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favorite character arc:
>am i a monster
>i am a monster
>are monsters so bad though
>contentment in the company of monsters
>am i a monster
>i am a monster
>are monsters so bad though
>contentment in the company of monsters
July 28, 2024 at 6:05 PM
favorite character arc:
>am i a monster
>i am a monster
>are monsters so bad though
>contentment in the company of monsters
>am i a monster
>i am a monster
>are monsters so bad though
>contentment in the company of monsters