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@glitchwitch.ca
Jadɇ (they/them)
queer | non-binary | solo poly | hacker
personal account | nsfw sometimes
here to shitpost and be gay
queer | non-binary | solo poly | hacker
personal account | nsfw sometimes
here to shitpost and be gay
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@glitchwitch.ca
· Mar 2
📌 f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶l̶y̶ hostile reminder; I am on social media to stream of consciousness shitpost, be gay, and do crime.
If you're here from tech startup world know this; while I'm good at what I do professionally, my life is so much more than that! If that's your whole identity kindly fuck off.
If you're here from tech startup world know this; while I'm good at what I do professionally, my life is so much more than that! If that's your whole identity kindly fuck off.
i only post on bluesky when im in love
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i only post on bluesky when im in love
am I sick or is the headache the hangover result of getting drunk on the east coast and making out with a cute girl until the wee hours of the night? TBD!
September 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
am I sick or is the headache the hangover result of getting drunk on the east coast and making out with a cute girl until the wee hours of the night? TBD!
realizing the group of friends I affectionately referred to as my fellow "business fags" all seem to know me better than I do as all 3 have now introduced me to people I appear to be extremely compatible with.
September 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
realizing the group of friends I affectionately referred to as my fellow "business fags" all seem to know me better than I do as all 3 have now introduced me to people I appear to be extremely compatible with.
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combining drugs that make me smart with drugs that make me stupid to become a secret third thing
September 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
combining drugs that make me smart with drugs that make me stupid to become a secret third thing
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in a way crying is "getting wet"
August 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
in a way crying is "getting wet"
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TFW you’re on-call for security incident response
August 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
TFW you’re on-call for security incident response
what have we learned today;
- don't text and cry, save it for afk
- people will quickly dismiss any responsibility or compassion when convient under the guise of not having known each other for long
- if they have only been in straight relationships before, just don't
- vulnerability hurts
- don't text and cry, save it for afk
- people will quickly dismiss any responsibility or compassion when convient under the guise of not having known each other for long
- if they have only been in straight relationships before, just don't
- vulnerability hurts
August 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
what have we learned today;
- don't text and cry, save it for afk
- people will quickly dismiss any responsibility or compassion when convient under the guise of not having known each other for long
- if they have only been in straight relationships before, just don't
- vulnerability hurts
- don't text and cry, save it for afk
- people will quickly dismiss any responsibility or compassion when convient under the guise of not having known each other for long
- if they have only been in straight relationships before, just don't
- vulnerability hurts
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New art? In this economy?
August 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
New art? In this economy?
Hey infosec and dev friends, you should apply to this CFP and come hangout in Winnipeg!
forms.gle/Dbsxia5XNezR...
I'll admit, November isn't the best time to visit but you'll have an excuse to hangout with me 😇
forms.gle/Dbsxia5XNezR...
I'll admit, November isn't the best time to visit but you'll have an excuse to hangout with me 😇
The Long Con 2025 Call for Presentations (CFP)
The Long Con is Winnipeg's technical information security conference, back for its seventh year! This year’s event takes place on November 1st & 2nd (2025) at the same venue as last year: X-Cues (551 ...
forms.gle
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hey infosec and dev friends, you should apply to this CFP and come hangout in Winnipeg!
forms.gle/Dbsxia5XNezR...
I'll admit, November isn't the best time to visit but you'll have an excuse to hangout with me 😇
forms.gle/Dbsxia5XNezR...
I'll admit, November isn't the best time to visit but you'll have an excuse to hangout with me 😇
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
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If someone is being targeted
any
human
being
it's my responsibility
it's my obligation
even if i'm safe forever
because someone needs to do something and I'm someone
any
human
being
it's my responsibility
it's my obligation
even if i'm safe forever
because someone needs to do something and I'm someone
July 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If someone is being targeted
any
human
being
it's my responsibility
it's my obligation
even if i'm safe forever
because someone needs to do something and I'm someone
any
human
being
it's my responsibility
it's my obligation
even if i'm safe forever
because someone needs to do something and I'm someone
this has the same vibe as logging on to twitter during NYE 2020 to see the early rumblings of the incoming pandemic we're still in that's killed millions
logging on to bluesky to learn ww3 just started i guess 😰😵
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
this has the same vibe as logging on to twitter during NYE 2020 to see the early rumblings of the incoming pandemic we're still in that's killed millions
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logging on to bluesky to learn ww3 just started i guess 😰😵
June 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
logging on to bluesky to learn ww3 just started i guess 😰😵
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Leaving out the true tech CEO hero, Tom from MySpace. Got paid, disappeared. A+, no notes.
Apple discovered in the 1980s that having a CEO with charisma selling their products, rather than a techie with the social skills of a maladjusted squirrel, has benefits.
Today: a bunch of techie CEOs with the social skills of a maladjusted squirrel think that they need to be permanently on camera.
Today: a bunch of techie CEOs with the social skills of a maladjusted squirrel think that they need to be permanently on camera.
June 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Leaving out the true tech CEO hero, Tom from MySpace. Got paid, disappeared. A+, no notes.
I dunno man, a dog is just such a commitment ...
June 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I dunno man, a dog is just such a commitment ...
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“you don’t have to stay considerate in a space where you’re not considered”
- Tara DeFrancisco
If you needed permission to let go of guilt or think you have an obligation to continue taking crap, repeat this phrase to yourself.
Next, let’s work on “joy is resistance”. I personally need practice.
- Tara DeFrancisco
If you needed permission to let go of guilt or think you have an obligation to continue taking crap, repeat this phrase to yourself.
Next, let’s work on “joy is resistance”. I personally need practice.
June 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“you don’t have to stay considerate in a space where you’re not considered”
- Tara DeFrancisco
If you needed permission to let go of guilt or think you have an obligation to continue taking crap, repeat this phrase to yourself.
Next, let’s work on “joy is resistance”. I personally need practice.
- Tara DeFrancisco
If you needed permission to let go of guilt or think you have an obligation to continue taking crap, repeat this phrase to yourself.
Next, let’s work on “joy is resistance”. I personally need practice.
I learned about this when another rider ahead of me called out a well known camera. Then a person in a Kei truck did it the same week for an undercover cop. Useful knowledge that might save your ass someday :)
www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle...
www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle...
PSA: If a rider taps his helmet/head, it means there’s a police speed trap ahead
www.reddit.com
June 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I learned about this when another rider ahead of me called out a well known camera. Then a person in a Kei truck did it the same week for an undercover cop. Useful knowledge that might save your ass someday :)
www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle...
www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle...
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These are the same people that would read a wiki page or watch Cinema Sins for a film and say they've 'seen' it... and then spend hours telling people online why it sucked.
They have no joy, only arguing with people online.
They have no joy, only arguing with people online.
June 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
These are the same people that would read a wiki page or watch Cinema Sins for a film and say they've 'seen' it... and then spend hours telling people online why it sucked.
They have no joy, only arguing with people online.
They have no joy, only arguing with people online.
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The State of CSS survey is live!
Please take a moment to fill it out 🙂
It really helps us make more informed decisions on how to focus our web platform (CSS & UI) engineering and DevRel efforts!
survey.devographics.com/en-US/survey...
Please take a moment to fill it out 🙂
It really helps us make more informed decisions on how to focus our web platform (CSS & UI) engineering and DevRel efforts!
survey.devographics.com/en-US/survey...
State of CSS 2025
Take the State of CSS survey
survey.devographics.com
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The State of CSS survey is live!
Please take a moment to fill it out 🙂
It really helps us make more informed decisions on how to focus our web platform (CSS & UI) engineering and DevRel efforts!
survey.devographics.com/en-US/survey...
Please take a moment to fill it out 🙂
It really helps us make more informed decisions on how to focus our web platform (CSS & UI) engineering and DevRel efforts!
survey.devographics.com/en-US/survey...
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ICE throws gas at protesters who immediately cone it then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE.
June 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ICE throws gas at protesters who immediately cone it then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE.
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a lot of bus stops in SF are literally just a pole you have to stand next to, but today some guerilla-installed benches suddenly appeared
diy cozy architecture >>>>>
diy cozy architecture >>>>>
June 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
a lot of bus stops in SF are literally just a pole you have to stand next to, but today some guerilla-installed benches suddenly appeared
diy cozy architecture >>>>>
diy cozy architecture >>>>>
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I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT IN AMERICA HAVE AGAIN AND AGAIN TOLD YOU WHAT SCARES THEM AND IT IS NOT ONE BIG PROTEST, IT IS MANY SMALLER ONES
June 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT IN AMERICA HAVE AGAIN AND AGAIN TOLD YOU WHAT SCARES THEM AND IT IS NOT ONE BIG PROTEST, IT IS MANY SMALLER ONES
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Need a failed artist who can riff on airport atmospheres at various money laundering hotspots.
May 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Need a failed artist who can riff on airport atmospheres at various money laundering hotspots.