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@glitchwitch.ca
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Jadɇ (they/them)
queer | non-binary | solo poly | hacker
personal account | nsfw sometimes
here to shitpost and be gay
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not my home, but i know my way around
A small rug/carpet with a mock cartoon town printed on it. Like many towns, this one favours a car centric approach and seemingly lacks significant housing in favour of police and parking lots, it would probably suck to live here if it were real.
March 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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if you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation
Green text on a black screen that repeatedly reads some variation of "Looking for event-dma 00000000ff4eeab0 trb-start 00000000ff4ee5f0 trb-end 000..." "ERROR Transfer event TRB DMA ptr not not pary of current TD ep_index 3 comp_code 1" "WARN Event TRB for slot 16 ep 4 with no TDs queued?"
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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me and who though? 👀
deeba, a tall catgirl, puts a cup on the head of tavi, a goat girl who is a eye level with deeba's waist
February 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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don't want to be perceived

don't want to be ignored

I want a secret third thing
I glitchy 3 colour pastal image of a yandere lookin anime girl wearing gloves, a maid outfit, and holding a fucking bat. The text over the image reads in 3 parts; "don't want to be perceived", " don't want to be ignored", "I want a secret third thing". The original artist, though not confirmed due to the auth walled garden, appears to be the FB page "Liminal Void GF" which is a very relatable name. The person posting this shockingly is not in fact having a mental breakdown, why'd you ask?
February 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Last saved meme is your moral philosophy...
A two panel scene from the movie "Scott Pilgram vs The World" showing Scott and Ramona. The captions read; "I want you to know I don't care about any of that stuff" "because I'm in lesbians with you."
February 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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sure canadians have tiktok but we also have this bs
A screenshot of the weather forecast for Sunday 19 January and Monday 20 January. The forecast shows broken clouds and between -25 and -32° celsius.
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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STAY ALIVE feels ominously threatening for a CTA button on payroll software
A notification modal with an uncanny fellow waving that reads "Seems like you've stopped working here. We'll need to say goodbye in 5 minutes unless you click the button". The button simply says "STAY ALIVE"
January 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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slack suggesting some real VIPs here @coulb.com @johnrudolphdrexler.com
A popup window on the Slack mobile application titled "VIP list". The window suggests adding notorious cool kids such as Daniel Coulbourne and johnrudolph.
November 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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how it started vs how it's going
A screenshot from slack with two messages. The first message a.k.a how it started; Taking down the production database real quick 😋 The second message a.k.a how it's going; This caused an incident 😔
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Look at this sad state of affairs >:'(
a close up photo of an OLED gaming monitor with a grey rectangle in the middle. The monitor shows signs of defect as there is a large discoloration line through it. a close up photo of an OLED gaming monitor with a grey rectangle in the middle. The monitor shows signs of defect as there are discoloration lines and dots on it.
November 16, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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subscribed to the pronouns labeler and suddenly my handle is now broken :'(
A screenshot of bluesky search result for "glitchwitch" which shows me as ⚠Invalid Handle
November 13, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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lol
filled out the demo form! :tada: Name: !@#$%^&*() !@#$%^&*() Company: !@#$%^&*()
October 26, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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A wikihow style drawing of two men. One is holding his arms up in defense, with the text "me trying to build a stupid website", the other is holding a knife with the text "js frameworks reinventing themselves "
October 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Woah, bsky.tel by @cara.city is super cool!
A telnet session on bsky.tel that show's the following output: Choose an option (or X to quit): 1: Home Timeline, 2: Notifications Timeline, 3: Create Post >1 kt (kaitt.bsky.social) Heyy!! So good to see you! Thanks for having me over to your party. I love your hair like that. Oh you just watched the Princess Diaries last night? Did you know that country was modeled after Monaco? A small city state south of France. So who’s the Jeffrey Epstein of this movie [[R]eply Re[P]ost [Q]uote [L]ike] Cara Esten (cara.city) Reply: before you say anything please do understand that this is a rare skill for a bay area queer person who works in tech to have [[C]ontext [R]eply Re[P]ost [Q]uote [L]ike] l [Liked]
September 3, 2023 at 3:11 PM
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look at these little dudes. absolute gentleman.
A photo containing several drawings of soot sprites. The Soot Sprites (すすワタリ, Susuwatari, lit. "Travelling Soot"), also known as All Blacky (まっくろくろすけ, Makkuro-Kurosuke) are spirits that appear in the films My Neighbor Totoro and Spirited Away.
August 21, 2023 at 10:11 AM