Glaug-Eldare
@glaug-eldare.bsky.social
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This year, Boxing Day was last Friday. Happy holidays! 🙏☃️🥰
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This year, Boxing Day was last Friday. Happy holidays! 🙏☃️🥰
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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If racists hate black people so much, why'd they fuckin' buy so many
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If racists hate black people so much, why'd they fuckin' buy so many
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jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
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Man, if only Jack Smith had some power he could have used to stop a lot of this, but Jack Smith was always powerless and never had the opportunity to stop any of this. What a shame.
September 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Man, if only Jack Smith had some power he could have used to stop a lot of this, but Jack Smith was always powerless and never had the opportunity to stop any of this. What a shame.
Zionists are literal garbage like the banana peels I put on the curb
August 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Zionists are literal garbage like the banana peels I put on the curb
A toddler plays with a medicine bottle, and his father rushes to take it away from him. Before he gets there, the boy disappears with a flash and a cloud of white smoke. Shocked and confused, the father examines the bottle. On the top, it reads "child-poof cap."
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A toddler plays with a medicine bottle, and his father rushes to take it away from him. Before he gets there, the boy disappears with a flash and a cloud of white smoke. Shocked and confused, the father examines the bottle. On the top, it reads "child-poof cap."
The Internet was a mistake
Ain't nothin but a heartache
I never wanna hear you say
502 Bad Gateway
Ain't nothin but a heartache
I never wanna hear you say
502 Bad Gateway
May 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Internet was a mistake
Ain't nothin but a heartache
I never wanna hear you say
502 Bad Gateway
Ain't nothin but a heartache
I never wanna hear you say
502 Bad Gateway
A Saw movie but the main character wakes up in a dungeon with a TV on a cart
The TV turns on and a substitute death clown explains that Jigsaw is out sick so she's putting on an episode of Bill Nye
The TV turns on and a substitute death clown explains that Jigsaw is out sick so she's putting on an episode of Bill Nye
May 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A Saw movie but the main character wakes up in a dungeon with a TV on a cart
The TV turns on and a substitute death clown explains that Jigsaw is out sick so she's putting on an episode of Bill Nye
The TV turns on and a substitute death clown explains that Jigsaw is out sick so she's putting on an episode of Bill Nye
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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Is flag offends you, I’ll help you pack 😤
January 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is flag offends you, I’ll help you pack 😤
I support the immediate prosecution, conviction, and execution of Andy Harris (MD-1) for treason
January 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I support the immediate prosecution, conviction, and execution of Andy Harris (MD-1) for treason
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For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
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I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
December 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
@sailbarque.bsky.social I made this for your merry Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
@sailbarque.bsky.social I made this for your merry Christmas
If Jesus were alive today, he'd smoke smooth, refreshing Marlboros, with the flip-top box
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
If Jesus were alive today, he'd smoke smooth, refreshing Marlboros, with the flip-top box
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