☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Girldick
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
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alternatively
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
alternatively
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hi sharks, today im asking for $2,489 and some pocket lint for 100% control of my company that designs toilet seats that fully fuse with and bond to human flesh, permanently
April 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
hi sharks, today im asking for $2,489 and some pocket lint for 100% control of my company that designs toilet seats that fully fuse with and bond to human flesh, permanently
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ugh, please nobody slaughter me for my meat rn—im drowning in stress hormones and the quality of my flesh is poor right now
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
ugh, please nobody slaughter me for my meat rn—im drowning in stress hormones and the quality of my flesh is poor right now
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one of my favorite bits is turning around, hiding my septum, and then proclaiming "look, im cis!"
September 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
one of my favorite bits is turning around, hiding my septum, and then proclaiming "look, im cis!"
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After i get my pussy in I will be responding to all compliments about it with “thanks it has pockets”
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
After i get my pussy in I will be responding to all compliments about it with “thanks it has pockets”
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"home is where the heart is" *nodding tearfully* under my floorboards
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"home is where the heart is" *nodding tearfully* under my floorboards
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hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
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MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
June 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
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the beefy five layer burrito is proof that if god is real he probably hates us. only an evil god could conceive such a wet and bulky tube
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the beefy five layer burrito is proof that if god is real he probably hates us. only an evil god could conceive such a wet and bulky tube
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*shouting back to the kitchen* "One spicy wrapped stiffy!"
*from the window* "Heard, one hard-and-hot!"
*from the window* "Heard, one hard-and-hot!"
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
*shouting back to the kitchen* "One spicy wrapped stiffy!"
*from the window* "Heard, one hard-and-hot!"
*from the window* "Heard, one hard-and-hot!"
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no two words in the English language bring as much joy as "her wife"
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
no two words in the English language bring as much joy as "her wife"
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
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(meeting a t4T lesbian couple) sooo which one is the eclair and which one is the piping bag?
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
(meeting a t4T lesbian couple) sooo which one is the eclair and which one is the piping bag?
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Lesbian couple seeks third...for jar opening
Two trans gals passing the same salsa jar back and forth until one of us manages to open it.
August 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Lesbian couple seeks third...for jar opening
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Two trans gals passing the same salsa jar back and forth until one of us manages to open it.
August 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Two trans gals passing the same salsa jar back and forth until one of us manages to open it.
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trans women love to post pics and go "haha i look like such a boyyyyy" meanwhile if they went into the mens restroom lookin like that theyd get hate crimed
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
trans women love to post pics and go "haha i look like such a boyyyyy" meanwhile if they went into the mens restroom lookin like that theyd get hate crimed
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oh you want a few more good quarters of ✨returns✨ so you can masturbate to your Merril balance and fund your nepo son's failing artisanal-frozen-yogurt-parlor-and-NFT-gallery?
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
oh you want a few more good quarters of ✨returns✨ so you can masturbate to your Merril balance and fund your nepo son's failing artisanal-frozen-yogurt-parlor-and-NFT-gallery?
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
i hope you stay conscious in death and feel every maggot as it consumes your flesh, returning you to the earth you ruined.
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wakes u up by rolling my tongue around ur soft cock while ur asleep and feeling it grow harder and bigger until its pushing itself down my throat and i listen to all ur cute little whimpers n moans and then u wake up, grab me by my fur, and slam my head down, ignoring my frantic taps on your leg
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
wakes u up by rolling my tongue around ur soft cock while ur asleep and feeling it grow harder and bigger until its pushing itself down my throat and i listen to all ur cute little whimpers n moans and then u wake up, grab me by my fur, and slam my head down, ignoring my frantic taps on your leg
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every movie that was ever filmed was bad
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
every movie that was ever filmed was bad
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[pointing to a jawline I’ve seen on a thousand cis women] im doomed forever
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
[pointing to a jawline I’ve seen on a thousand cis women] im doomed forever
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walking past a sandwich shop, seeing a sign reading "mouthwatering 12" subs" and getting so hard i pass out
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
walking past a sandwich shop, seeing a sign reading "mouthwatering 12" subs" and getting so hard i pass out