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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
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She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman

Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.

NO MINORS 🔞
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Girldick
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got my social security card in the mail im going to take a picture of it and post it on social media i think
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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—You know what the call the cumstack in france?

—They don’t just call it the cumstack?

—Nah, they don’t call it cum over there, they got fancy words like the little death

—Then what do they call the cumstack?

—Le arganine
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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valid (slur)
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Love Hemisphere. 💞
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I think all pedophiles should go in the wood chipper and I don't think that we should accept living in a world where that is a controversial stance
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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the trans barista with a cute septum piercing at my coffee shop reminded me of this today
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Reading the epstein search feed on this site and the hostility to class consciousness of bourgeois society has people fixated on the fact that their hated blorbo is getting heat for all the child rape, and not the fact that their entire ruling class is in on the child rape.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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gene simmons warning you about girls in michigan that don't do bottom prep be like "you're gonna lose your mind in detroit, cock shitty"
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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pornhub search "making love to my beautiful wife in our soft bed"
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Bem & Jebby’s Mice Ream
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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getting the taint surgery
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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INT. MATRIX

Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.

WINRAR
Let's make meat love.

MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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i don't need to tuck. tucking is for chumps. [truck ad voice] real trannies show bulge
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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let me get the uhhhh....

pizza di viagra
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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BIG TRANS
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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i'm sorry but being attracted to "every woman and three twitter femboys" does NOT make you bisexual. you've just convergently evolved another way to be annoying
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Asking my uncle, Jackass Idiot, if he can help me pick which health insurance to use
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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sorry to interrupt the shareholders meeting but i have a huge hog that keeps coming untucked ill be right back thanks
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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girls frotting
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM