hollow knight fucked me hard enough as is so all the reports of silksong being harder makes me feel insane
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
hollow knight fucked me hard enough as is so all the reports of silksong being harder makes me feel insane
I think a lot of people have known me to be kind of functionally disabled long before I have? It still doesn't fully register for me, but between the shortness of breathing and sleeping problems and mental issues I'm not very effectual, despite all the shit I push to do!
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think a lot of people have known me to be kind of functionally disabled long before I have? It still doesn't fully register for me, but between the shortness of breathing and sleeping problems and mental issues I'm not very effectual, despite all the shit I push to do!
forced to Google "papa gut" because of that gen z Republicans article floating around and now I'm burdened with unenviable knowledge
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
forced to Google "papa gut" because of that gen z Republicans article floating around and now I'm burdened with unenviable knowledge
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
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me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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I have made up a unicorn. I call it bug unicorn. It is 2 inches tall. It likes to drink sprite out of a soda cap.
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have made up a unicorn. I call it bug unicorn. It is 2 inches tall. It likes to drink sprite out of a soda cap.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 8% full.
September 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 8% full.
I love to say "it varies". love to say "it depends". there's always other possibilities. interesting, you're saying it's one of the other? hmmm. no ... I think there's more options. a secret third thing? no.. secretly, there are infinite things. secretly, there were both no, and every, option(s).
September 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I love to say "it varies". love to say "it depends". there's always other possibilities. interesting, you're saying it's one of the other? hmmm. no ... I think there's more options. a secret third thing? no.. secretly, there are infinite things. secretly, there were both no, and every, option(s).
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Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
post that kills me instantly
Report: Friend’s Apartment Not Nice Enough To Be Asking People To Take Off Shoes theonion.com/report-...
August 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
post that kills me instantly
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it’s like he has a superpower to find only the most cowardly positions that somehow piss everyone on all sides off
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British Prime Minister Kier Starmer: "We will recognize a Palestinian state in September unless Israel takes steps to end the appalling situation in Gaza."
www.bbc.com/news/live/cd...
British Prime Minister Kier Starmer: "We will recognize a Palestinian state in September unless Israel takes steps to end the appalling situation in Gaza."
www.bbc.com/news/live/cd...
UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel meets certain conditions, Starmer says - live updates
The Hamas-run health ministry says more than 60,000 Palestinians have been killed since Israel's offensive began, including 112 in the past 24 hours.
www.bbc.com
July 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it’s like he has a superpower to find only the most cowardly positions that somehow piss everyone on all sides off
"we are all complicit under capitalism" leads some people down the road of "since everything is morally compromised, i may as well do whatever i want" and it's just grim. you can justify almost anything with that logic. what the fuck do you stand for? the fuck is the point of willful complicity?
July 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"we are all complicit under capitalism" leads some people down the road of "since everything is morally compromised, i may as well do whatever i want" and it's just grim. you can justify almost anything with that logic. what the fuck do you stand for? the fuck is the point of willful complicity?
it's weird to live in a world where a lot of tendencies i would've understood as "schizophrenic" are becoming increasingly reasonable. can't really argue with the fella who thinks the government is watching him and phones are listening and human expression is all secretly AI now
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
it's weird to live in a world where a lot of tendencies i would've understood as "schizophrenic" are becoming increasingly reasonable. can't really argue with the fella who thinks the government is watching him and phones are listening and human expression is all secretly AI now
to be american is to accumulate trash. you are a better statesman in proportion to how much plastic you purchase, then promptly throw away. if you get 0 use out of the plastic, that's even better. the pacific trash island is your insatiable president/deity and you must feed her
July 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
to be american is to accumulate trash. you are a better statesman in proportion to how much plastic you purchase, then promptly throw away. if you get 0 use out of the plastic, that's even better. the pacific trash island is your insatiable president/deity and you must feed her
damn bro i ain't seen you post weird lately, is everything ok at home?
July 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
damn bro i ain't seen you post weird lately, is everything ok at home?
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just heard of this corporate concept, "managing up", which is kind of like a mix of being proactive and talking to your boss about what you're planning and *taking over things your manager would otherwise have to do*. I hate the professional managerial class so much
July 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
just heard of this corporate concept, "managing up", which is kind of like a mix of being proactive and talking to your boss about what you're planning and *taking over things your manager would otherwise have to do*. I hate the professional managerial class so much
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now that i think of it, with claude, grok and chatgpt, they basically stopped making them woman-coded like siri as soon as they wanted them to act like topic based authorities
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
now that i think of it, with claude, grok and chatgpt, they basically stopped making them woman-coded like siri as soon as they wanted them to act like topic based authorities
it'sa disgrace that savory snacks don't last as long as sweet snacks. sweet snacks get shit like pop tarts that comes in units that are too big for one person to enjoyably eat and in boxes that last forever, but chip bags are at most a 2 hour affair. that or i have a problem.
July 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it'sa disgrace that savory snacks don't last as long as sweet snacks. sweet snacks get shit like pop tarts that comes in units that are too big for one person to enjoyably eat and in boxes that last forever, but chip bags are at most a 2 hour affair. that or i have a problem.
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the male gaze is when men look. the more men look, the faster the author dies, and the sooner all consumption becomes critical
July 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
the male gaze is when men look. the more men look, the faster the author dies, and the sooner all consumption becomes critical
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nobody will remember the name of the first riot cop killed at a costco
May 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
nobody will remember the name of the first riot cop killed at a costco
just found out about endometriosis wtf
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
just found out about endometriosis wtf
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🚨DIVA DOWN🚨daddy 👴 freaked it 🫦 in the GC 🤳 and our OPSEX 💦 was cumpromised 🫣 send this to the 10 LEAKIEST 🫨🤤 divas you know 💣🙊
March 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
🚨DIVA DOWN🚨daddy 👴 freaked it 🫦 in the GC 🤳 and our OPSEX 💦 was cumpromised 🫣 send this to the 10 LEAKIEST 🫨🤤 divas you know 💣🙊