Kelly
gingerkelly.bsky.social
Kelly
@gingerkelly.bsky.social
A former pleasure to have in class now working in life sciences and healthcare law. And running marathons, apparently. She / her.
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White Texas Republicans are literally holding a Black woman, Rep Nicole Collier, hostage until she obeys them but tell me again how Kamala Harris' loss wasn't attributable to racism.
August 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Imagine being a wolf just doing wolf things then a man yells that every day he wakes up and wishes you were dead 😭
August 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And 20 years ago I didn’t have ADHD. I was just a precocious child whose disruptive behaviors were dealt with by removing me from classes and social situations.
Trump on RFK Jr: "We have a statistic on autism that's the worst I've ever seen. And he's gonna change it. It used to be that 20 years ago you just didn't have it ... it's gotta be artificially induced."
July 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Look, just because we beat Cuomo tonight doesn't mean this is time to stop punching him in the junk.
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Well done, NYC!
NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know I’m a little late to the party, but Date Everything is very good.
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Does… does he think nuclear submarines launch nuclear missiles?
The President of the United States: "The 'N word' should not be treated so casually. I guess that’s why Putin’s 'THE BOSS.'"
June 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Alexa, play Holiday by Green Day.
June 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have rejection sensitivity disorder, I ask everyone if they hate me. 🥲
Ask your doctor if he hates you.
June 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This morning I watched a grown man refuse to sign a dentist office cancellation policy bc it didn’t list an exceptions for emergencies.

It was such an awkward conversation that I was actually happy when they called my name to go see the dentist.
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Princess twirls with Peach was the highlight of my Epic Universe trip last weekend 💖👑
June 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval
theonion.com/trump-p...
May 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
:)
BREAKING: Judge John Bates, a George W. Bush appointee, holds that Trump's executive order targeting Jenner & Block is likely unconstitutional — "doubly" — and will be blocked in full. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
May 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’ve lost 17 lbs since February, leading to the discovery that my belly button piercing didn’t actually close up, I was just having trouble getting jewelry through it previously bc of my belly fat.

So anyway now I’m a 34 yr old walking around with a new belly button ring that no one will ever see.
May 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Periodic reminder:

HIPAA - The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
HIPPA - The cool part of Pennsylvania
HIPA - Greeting for your dad
HIPPO - They are hungry, hungry.
May 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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vatican announces new pope:
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Guess the cardinals were not very into rawdogging after all. 🤷‍♀️
May 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Who wouldn’t want bicycle uppies from Pete Buttigieg???
Trump says Pete Buttigieg "has no clue. You know, he drives to work on his bicycle with his, in all fairness, with his husband on the back."
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just lost the half of a toenail that’s been threatening to fall off since my marathon in January, so I guess I’m a real runner now. 🙃
May 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As a connoisseur of sassy judicial footnotes, this one is just 🤌💋
*WHEEZING*

"The Court did so over defense counsel's objection that had no apparent legal basis to support it!"
May 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
IRB approval for clinical trials are a statutory requirement 💁‍♀️
Just to be clear, this is a violation of the fundamental ethical principle in clinical trial design called "equipoise."

Equipoise means that no-one is exposed to excess risk just to test the therapy. That's specifically *why* vaccine trials don't use placebo arms.

Ethical violation as POLICY.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr will require all new vaccines to undergo placebo testing, WaPo reports
U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr intends to shift the way vaccines are tested, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday, citing a spokesperson from the HHS.
www.reuters.com
May 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM