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Gidal Kaiser
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As of Sept. 1, 2026, recovering career prep sports journalist. Storyteller. Retail-store/plumbing apprentice(?)
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Air Force had a 19 Play, 91 yard drive that took 11 minutes and 50 seconds ending in a turnover on downs.
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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right now Big Cat and PFT Commenter are helping change Dave Portnoy's overflowing adult diaper
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Fire everyone. Sell the team.
I've stopped feeling bad for Ben Johnson.
I hope they lose every game the rest of the year.
They don't deserve to win.
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm done with this team for 2025.
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Folks let’s share some of Indiana’s glory why don’t we
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

My sister runs a food bank in Indy and they're getting crushed, like we all are, by rising food costs and now it will be even worse with the state GOP deciding not to use the budget surplus to fund SNAP. She already loses sleep due to 1/2
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

not being able to help enough people because she got the extra heart leftover that I'm too broken to use so if you can repost their Go Fund page that would be amazing. Im sure yall are getting a lot of these right now💔

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October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm so excited to announce that I'm now a senior writer with The Athletic! I'm going to be writing long-form NBA features. I’ll also dabble in other sports from time to time too! 💜💜💜I wrote a column introducing myself: www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
From globetrotting with LaMelo to diving deep on Giannis, how Mirin Fader sees storytelling
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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A president who at least pretends to feel the pain, occasionally, of only the people who voted for him. What could possibly go wrong?
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-isnt...
Trump Isn’t Easing the Shutdown Pain—He’s Inflicting It
Mike Johnson says the president is protecting Americans from the shutdown. That’s completely wrong.
www.thebulwark.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A small town police force bragged that citizens "can't get a breath of fresh air in or out without us knowing" thanks to Flock surveillance cameras.

They used the cameras to wrongly accused a woman of a crime, forcing her to find other surveillance video to prove her innocence.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
Gaines: I want to challenge AOC to a debate.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Jesus Christ what do you think is going to happen if you throw Ohtani this fucking meatball
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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The WaPo Ed Board running pieces like Trump Is Right to Punch Orphans in the Stomach or whatever is not indicative of anything other than Bezos doing whatever helps him. If Kamala had won he'd be praising her. It's not immoral, it's amoral. Zero compass, aiming only at influence and power.
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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my favorite part of the LSU game so far is after texas A&M scored they showed two LSU fans wearing helmets just repeatedly headbutting eachother on the jumbotron
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Wisconsin’s scoreless streak has hit nine quarters and 169 game minutes. 169 minutes is longer than the runtime of the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie One Battle After Another. For Wisconsin, it has been one scoreless possession after another.
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Wisconsin hasn’t scored in ten quarters. They haven’t scored in 155 game minutes and counting. 155 minutes is longer than the runtime of Armageddon.
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Last 37 drives for Wisconsin:
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
WHO IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS IS TELLING CALEB WILLIAMS TO STAND IN THE HUDDLE , AND NOT CALL PLAY UNTIL THERE'S TEN SECONDS LEFT ON THE PLAY CLOCK
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Not a single mention of this across the Sunday shows as far as I could tell
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM