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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
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Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
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Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.
February 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.
He wasnt allowed to attend, there was A MINORRRR there
I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He wasnt allowed to attend, there was A MINORRRR there
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I think we've had enough of winter tbh, that'll do for now. Let's crack on with a bit of spring I reckon.
February 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think we've had enough of winter tbh, that'll do for now. Let's crack on with a bit of spring I reckon.
Clocked me
You have never felt relief like a homeless hermit crab the moment they’re safe inside a new shell
February 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Clocked me
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to grow up and spend my life refilling my brita filter
February 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to grow up and spend my life refilling my brita filter
I just watched Cabret for the 1st time, it was a preformance led by Alan Cumming at the Dormer Theater in 1993, it was harrowing to say the least. I loved it.
February 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I just watched Cabret for the 1st time, it was a preformance led by Alan Cumming at the Dormer Theater in 1993, it was harrowing to say the least. I loved it.
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New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills
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February 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills
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There is still beauty in this world
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
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February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There is still beauty in this world
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I'M. GONNA. KEEP. ON. DANCING. AT. THE. PINK. PONY. CLUB.
February 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'M. GONNA. KEEP. ON. DANCING. AT. THE. PINK. PONY. CLUB.
The groundhog sees unspeakable horrors to come, 6 more weeks till spring.
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The groundhog sees unspeakable horrors to come, 6 more weeks till spring.
Track 2: THERES SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE. THEY SHOULD BE PETTING ME.
February 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Track 2: THERES SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE. THEY SHOULD BE PETTING ME.
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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Im going to go nuclear and leave the toilet seat up.
I'm going to come back as a ghost that ruins marriages by leaving cabinet doors open.
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Im going to go nuclear and leave the toilet seat up.
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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The answer to this at this moment is genuinely unknown! No one knows! Will veterans' suicide prevention hotlines be able to make payroll or not? I guess we'll see....
are funds frozen or not? if so, which ones, and when, and under what authority?
January 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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me: my dog is a god girl
friend: you mean good girl
*my corgi shoots lasers from her eyes burning my friend to a crisp*
me: no
friend: you mean good girl
*my corgi shoots lasers from her eyes burning my friend to a crisp*
me: no
January 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
me: my dog is a god girl
friend: you mean good girl
*my corgi shoots lasers from her eyes burning my friend to a crisp*
me: no
friend: you mean good girl
*my corgi shoots lasers from her eyes burning my friend to a crisp*
me: no
To those trees i uze to jump through like a game
i hope the trees i climbed as a kid are still standing
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
To those trees i uze to jump through like a game