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@giantcasshole.bsky.social
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In the coming months, he will roast and seethe, broiling in the heated comparison between how loved Colbert is and how unloved he is. Bloating and blistering in jealousy he can no longer contain, those ankles don’t stand a chance. May they be this Achilles’ Heel. He is the heel of all heels.
July 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Now we’re going to be told the only way out of all this fucking tyranny is to vote establishment dem. Nah let’s be French. I am ready. I was ready when I enlisted years ago. My kids are older. Let’s do this
June 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Good. I've said it before, there is literally no excuse for anything less than a mountain of incumbent scalps this coming primary season. And Zohran just published the playbook: youth and a policy platform built around housing.
June 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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This is also the first time I heard of Zohran. This is what the Democratic base wants, and the party's senior elected are not delivering. Zohran did.
This video of Zohran Mamdani confronting Tom Homan in March was the first time I ever heard about him and I was sold on the spot. This is the energy I expect from my mayor and every single elected Democrat (Video: Bill Mahoney)
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Gozer (also known as Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar and Lord of the Sebouillia) endorses Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC.
June 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Lego you stepped on endorses Cuomo for NYC mayor.
June 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Trump's rationale for going to war with Iran
June 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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In case the Deja Vu of it all wasn’t obvious enough…
June 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Very relieved to hear that Sec. Kristi Noem, who I do not like or agree with, is doing well after being rushed by ambulance to the M3GAN Corporation Headquarters for regularly scheduled ringlet-restoration and pore-reduction maintenance. Just because she is evil does not mean we should uh hold on
June 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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What to expect next:

– Escalation framed as “restoring order”
– Mass arrests under vague pretexts
– Targeting of protest organisers and journalists
– Expansion of emergency powers
– Demonisation of dissent as “terrorism”
June 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Standing in the smoldering crater that used to be my backyard in Los Angeles, now a lawless hellscape, burning a spliff and thinking about how this guy is definitely gonna use this screencap as his new Tinder profile photo
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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From The Archives: Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-l...
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I'm sorry, as much as I am enjoying this spat, how can you take seriously someone who spent 100s of millions of dollars electing Trump, then went to work for Trump, left government just days ago praising Trump, and is now calling for Trump's impeachment.

Just unserious people.
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@marcorubio.bsky.social please for love of god get some dress shirts that fit you. You look like a slob. You represent America and you look like you can’t afford your laundry.
April 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Must be wild to be Cheryl Hines right now. What a fkn loser her husband is
April 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.
What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Yep, we covered Elon’s maternal grandfatther and why they moved to South Africa from Canada extensively on this episode of our podcast: Elon's Racist Grandpa: Joshua Norman Haldeman | Too Many Tabs Podcast
youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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It’s the job of every congressional democrat to grind the gears of government to a stop.

Right now. Block everything. Slow walk every committee. Call every vote. Filibuster every post office name change.

State Dems need to build parallel institutions to protect the people at home. GET TO WORK.
February 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I mean I’m still here i guess
January 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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delay, deny, depose... he went with a very unorthodox bullet journal method
His favourite books on Good Reads
December 10, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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United Healthgroup’s annual gross profit was $90 billion. They have 52 million members using their insurance, meaning they could refund every single member $1,500 and still make $1.2 billion in gross profit for FY 2024.

They won’t do that, but they could.
December 7, 2024 at 3:53 PM