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Giggle Tits
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anarchist (of the Bookchin/Apo variety)
leatherdyke
"Most people can be put off by her vacuous mannequin face & Jodie Foster severity."
staunchly pro-queer since being lesbianized in secretarial college
Pittsburgh n'at
(she/her, trans)
Pinned
give compassion to those who deserve it
give fury to those who have earned it
steal joy where & whenever you can

the only way out is through, the only way through is together
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Not to express my Judith Butler brain disease, but a tremendous disconnect in American society is created by the conflation of sex, sexuality, and gender and the view they are a product of traits that are simultaneously essential and pure social performance which must be constantly upheld.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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me trying to talk to my librarian friends: "it's crazy that his last name was already decimal"
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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The juice is gone
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Rolling into bluesky in the morning like
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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(A) stop feeling pressure to be perfect;
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Yoda: Bluesky account I have, remember Hellthread I do
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Roddenberry:
- Drug addict
- Obnoxious pre-reddit atheist
- Kind of a bigot
- Weird sex guy
- Nonetheless aspirational

Lucas:
- Movie nerd
- White hotep
- Car autist with swag
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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everyone learned a valuable lesson today about actually reading an article before posting it and also giving James Carville any credit at all ever for anything
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Andor doesn’t have an episode where someone joins the Taliban because they’re having relationship issues while on vacation at the Orgy Planet, advantage goes to DS9 there
andor is a modern day DS9 in scope and tone
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Cannot recommend starting off your morning by essentially tear-gassing yourself with accidentally too much horseradish.

2/10
C-
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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You might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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on the next episode of Arrested Development…
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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now, more than ever, this really is on the table
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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every MAGA pundit:
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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aged 79 and a half, Donald Trump made his second ever friend.
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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trump will get back to threatening to send the dhs in in anywhere from an hour to a week. but lets enjoy it while it lasts
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM