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ghostGoats
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hell yeah
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Look you don’t have to be happy about the events of today to recognize that “It is time we put aside our differences and celebrate the life and work of a transphobic white supremacist hate monger” is an unacceptable idea to push and that too many people in power are currently pushing it
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i love Rider but like once a year i have to completely nuke it from my computer and redo all of my settings because code completion just breaks and i dont understand how they charge $100 a year for something this broken
September 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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you’re so close
August 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I think that as an indie game dev without a large publisher, your target audience is not gamers in general, it is sickos.

It's hardcore sickos that will be diving the depths of your genre and finding your game, and it is sickos who will be spreading it.

Please the passionate, not the masses.
August 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
my work's solution to try and get me to do 4 days of work in 2 days is to fill my calendar with meetings to let me know that I absolutely have to do 4 days of work in 2 days.

i swear upper management is the one career that could be replaced by AI and actually improve.
August 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
a manager I used to like once used chat gpt to write my annual review and when we read it together he was surprised at some of the stuff it said.

probably the least important I've ever felt.
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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it's weird to get mad at itch for something other people are forcing them to do. you should get mad at the people who are doing that thing. in this case, a group of shitty hateful activists and a large corporation that's weirdly susceptible to a handful of phone callers
July 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i feel like 90% of the people making a "balatro-like" right now are focusing on the wrong things. it's an engine builder. thats the important component i think. not poker, not "existing boardgame but now roguelike".

its an engine builder with really big numbers, i think thats the key.
July 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Had a sale on all my itchio games ending soon, but I'm extending it sale to the end of this month and I might use it for moving instead of dental work depending on which is the bigger health concern. Here's a thread of some of the games included in it!

itch.io/s/155402/sum...
July 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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This is not a comment on the quality of the game itself but man it's so wild they made a gacha game about horse racing. It's like a cigarette-themed slot machine.
July 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this joke, but some journalists really do talk about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man
July 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Whenever someone yaps about there not being any good games I know they don't know literally anything about games.

Just ignore those dudes, there's a billion incredible indie games, I promise.
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's been a very long time since I've played a Mario kart game single player, like not at a party.

But man, World rules hard.

The final stage was incredible!
June 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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DO NOT BUY JURASSIC WORLD EVOLUTION 3

They’re using ai generation in their game, boycott this shit and force their hand to remove this garbage from their game entirely.

store.steampowered.com/app/2958130/...
June 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
love at any moment you can scroll through software development on twitch and see thumbnails of people experiencing the joys of gamedev
May 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
added en pessant to my chess roguelike thing and holy shit i feel unstoppable now

#screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiedev #godot
March 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
@nocontextmugen.bsky.social is on blue sky!? That's final. Twitter is dead.
March 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i mean, they got me
March 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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This makes me so angry - because this translates to "I too would like to make a lot of money"

But let's be real. You would not have published Balatro.

You want a lightning strike- fund 20 games. Fund 30 games. Fund so many damn games that maybe you find the right field to be struck by lightning.
Publisher bizdev people at events like GDC and Dice trying to sign "the next balatro" should realize that, statistically, the developer of "the next Balatro" you need to be talking to isn't at GDC or Dice talking to bizdev guys seeking 2m+ in funding
March 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
hate how often I'm forced to look at Elon tweets on this site.

Like we get it. He's a Nazi. That's why most of us are here. I don't need to see every fucking dumbass thing he says.
March 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Idk why anyone bothered to make games after Tony hawks underground.
February 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM