It is so silly to me that there’s two Krampus communities in this city and they have major beef with each other
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It is so silly to me that there’s two Krampus communities in this city and they have major beef with each other
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Yesterday a man was spelling something using phonetic alphabet over the phone to me. He started to struggle at D:
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Yesterday a man was spelling something using phonetic alphabet over the phone to me. He started to struggle at D:
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
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I’m still waiting.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I’m still waiting.
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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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Irish dads when asked to show any form of affection #TraitorsIRL
September 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Irish dads when asked to show any form of affection #TraitorsIRL
All this waiting just for it to be about where your Star Wars ass command center is moving to, fuck outta here
September 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All this waiting just for it to be about where your Star Wars ass command center is moving to, fuck outta here
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Report: Entire world refreshing newsfeed for no particular reason
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Report: Entire world refreshing newsfeed for no particular reason
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All rise for the national anthem
July 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
All rise for the national anthem
My neighbor has an Escalade and changed the front Cadillac badge to a thin blue line one. What a tremendous wanker
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My neighbor has an Escalade and changed the front Cadillac badge to a thin blue line one. What a tremendous wanker
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Don't get your hopes up. It means they're being auctioned.
June 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Don't get your hopes up. It means they're being auctioned.
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"Iranians oppress women and LGBTQ people"-person who also does that
June 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Iranians oppress women and LGBTQ people"-person who also does that
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Fetterman is a danger to this country & to all the other countries
June 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fetterman is a danger to this country & to all the other countries
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Doing our part for AI training.
Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Doing our part for AI training.
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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“One day I’ll be dead and I won’t have to watch this team,” thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
"One day I'll be dead and I won't have to watch this team," thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
TORONTO – In the wake of the Leafs discovering a new playoff performance low point even lower than their previous playoff lowpoints, fan Martin Scheffel advised that he takes comfort in the fact that ...
thebeaverton.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“One day I’ll be dead and I won’t have to watch this team,” thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
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Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.
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BREAKING: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher has been chosen by the Vatican conclave as new Pope. He will change his name to Popegrinder I and pledges claw machines full of Squishmallows in every Catholic church.
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BREAKING: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher has been chosen by the Vatican conclave as new Pope. He will change his name to Popegrinder I and pledges claw machines full of Squishmallows in every Catholic church.
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I hate the way Republicans will take a total square, an absolute business-as-usual conservative (by temperament and by opinions) like Biden, Gore or Prevost... and make them sound like the love child of Luigi Mangione and Bernadette Devlin.
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I hate the way Republicans will take a total square, an absolute business-as-usual conservative (by temperament and by opinions) like Biden, Gore or Prevost... and make them sound like the love child of Luigi Mangione and Bernadette Devlin.
I’m currently using one power brick to charge another, smaller power brick, if you’re wondering how my power outage is going
May 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m currently using one power brick to charge another, smaller power brick, if you’re wondering how my power outage is going
How did the electric company fuck up enough to make more people lose power? The lights were on when I left, how the fuck is the whole neighborhood out now?
May 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
How did the electric company fuck up enough to make more people lose power? The lights were on when I left, how the fuck is the whole neighborhood out now?
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Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.