April (she/her)
@gentlyspooky.bsky.social
writer wrangler ✨national park enthusiast ✨ dog person
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I know my country is on fire and everyday is a fresh hell I never could imagine and nothing matters but I remain curious.
How do writers/editors decide if their jizz canon is “cum” or “come?” I read tons of smut and it’s pretty split down the middle.
How do writers/editors decide if their jizz canon is “cum” or “come?” I read tons of smut and it’s pretty split down the middle.
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Time for some holly jolly havoc. ☃️
Team up with Rush to teach the miserly Minister Screw the true meaning of Mercenary Day... and nab some new loot, of course.
Bounty Pack 1: How Rush Saved Mercenary Day is out today and FREE for all players.
youtu.be/UvCmTOO42AA
Team up with Rush to teach the miserly Minister Screw the true meaning of Mercenary Day... and nab some new loot, of course.
Bounty Pack 1: How Rush Saved Mercenary Day is out today and FREE for all players.
youtu.be/UvCmTOO42AA
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Time for some holly jolly havoc. ☃️
Team up with Rush to teach the miserly Minister Screw the true meaning of Mercenary Day... and nab some new loot, of course.
Bounty Pack 1: How Rush Saved Mercenary Day is out today and FREE for all players.
youtu.be/UvCmTOO42AA
Team up with Rush to teach the miserly Minister Screw the true meaning of Mercenary Day... and nab some new loot, of course.
Bounty Pack 1: How Rush Saved Mercenary Day is out today and FREE for all players.
youtu.be/UvCmTOO42AA
I missed the actual date because I was on my gosh dang honeymoon, but happy anniversary observed to the text message that changed my life.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I missed the actual date because I was on my gosh dang honeymoon, but happy anniversary observed to the text message that changed my life.
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.
It should be legal, and even celebrated to punch people in the mouth who play music on trail.
Anyway, Haleakalā NP is stunning.
Anyway, Haleakalā NP is stunning.
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It should be legal, and even celebrated to punch people in the mouth who play music on trail.
Anyway, Haleakalā NP is stunning.
Anyway, Haleakalā NP is stunning.
Getting day drunk at Casa Bonita is a nice way to forget the horrors for about hour. 10/10.
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Getting day drunk at Casa Bonita is a nice way to forget the horrors for about hour. 10/10.
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“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
"Art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go f*ck itself!” Guillermo del Toro is a guest of honour at this year’s Lumière Film Festival. He presents his adaptation of Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein", which audiences got to see on the big screen before it streams on Netflix next month.
l.euronews.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”
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Also lying:
- your own eyes
- every bit of video evidence
- the fabric of reality itself
- your own eyes
- every bit of video evidence
- the fabric of reality itself
“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.
ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.
trib.al
October 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Also lying:
- your own eyes
- every bit of video evidence
- the fabric of reality itself
- your own eyes
- every bit of video evidence
- the fabric of reality itself
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
TAPS THE SIGN
Shit, it's almost Halloween. Daily reminder for some people; BLACKFACE IS NOT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
October 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
TAPS THE SIGN
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If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there?
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
October 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there?
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."
You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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He'll cut the deck... then cut you down. 🃏🩸
Meet C4SH, our first DLC Vault Hunter coming to Borderlands 4 in Q1 2026 alongside Story Pack 1: Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned.
youtu.be/b1XYW_fOS3k
Meet C4SH, our first DLC Vault Hunter coming to Borderlands 4 in Q1 2026 alongside Story Pack 1: Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned.
youtu.be/b1XYW_fOS3k
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He'll cut the deck... then cut you down. 🃏🩸
Meet C4SH, our first DLC Vault Hunter coming to Borderlands 4 in Q1 2026 alongside Story Pack 1: Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned.
youtu.be/b1XYW_fOS3k
Meet C4SH, our first DLC Vault Hunter coming to Borderlands 4 in Q1 2026 alongside Story Pack 1: Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned.
youtu.be/b1XYW_fOS3k
Friday nights are for making ugly ass ceramics.
September 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Friday nights are for making ugly ass ceramics.
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I interrupt all the misery in this world for 90 seconds on whether chili is soup.
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I interrupt all the misery in this world for 90 seconds on whether chili is soup.
💉post jab snoot snuggles💉
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
💉post jab snoot snuggles💉
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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
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it is kinda funny how much social upheaval we will have because for twenty years there was a widespread assumption that one specific type of luxury good will remain immune to inflation while getting increasingly more expensive and time consuming to make forever.
make them all cost a trillion zillion dollars, I have 500 years worth of backlog from RPGs alone in my steam account, I don't give a fuck
September 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
it is kinda funny how much social upheaval we will have because for twenty years there was a widespread assumption that one specific type of luxury good will remain immune to inflation while getting increasingly more expensive and time consuming to make forever.
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"I've had an escape plan for every classroom I've been in for the last twelve years." Student leaders from Evergreen High School share their candid thoughts with our @marcsallinger.bsky.social following last week's shooting.
September 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"I've had an escape plan for every classroom I've been in for the last twelve years." Student leaders from Evergreen High School share their candid thoughts with our @marcsallinger.bsky.social following last week's shooting.
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We're celebrating Borderlands 4.
We're celebrating our developers.
We're celebrating our partners.
We're celebrating YOU!
#bl4launchparty
We're celebrating our developers.
We're celebrating our partners.
We're celebrating YOU!
#bl4launchparty
September 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We're celebrating Borderlands 4.
We're celebrating our developers.
We're celebrating our partners.
We're celebrating YOU!
#bl4launchparty
We're celebrating our developers.
We're celebrating our partners.
We're celebrating YOU!
#bl4launchparty