April (she/her)
@gentlyspooky.bsky.social
writer wrangler ✨national park enthusiast ✨ dog person
I’m a docent at a zoo, and when we teach this to kids we say “eyes in the front ready to hunt! eyes on the side ready to hide!” They all get very excited to say it with you.
But there is also ALWAYS a shark kid. 😆
But there is also ALWAYS a shark kid. 😆
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m a docent at a zoo, and when we teach this to kids we say “eyes in the front ready to hunt! eyes on the side ready to hide!” They all get very excited to say it with you.
But there is also ALWAYS a shark kid. 😆
But there is also ALWAYS a shark kid. 😆
Really loved how you did this bit at my wedding just to pester me with puns. 🕊️🦅🦆
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Really loved how you did this bit at my wedding just to pester me with puns. 🕊️🦅🦆
It’s our faults. We tempt your with side missions, and world bosses named SIDNEY POINTY LEGS.
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s our faults. We tempt your with side missions, and world bosses named SIDNEY POINTY LEGS.
🤣 Look, those capsules aren’t gonna walk to Claptrap on their own.
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
🤣 Look, those capsules aren’t gonna walk to Claptrap on their own.
I like that when you tell anyone about the duck fortune you sing a little song.
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I like that when you tell anyone about the duck fortune you sing a little song.
Hey! America! TURN OFF THE DARK.
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey! America! TURN OFF THE DARK.