Gentlellama
@gentlellama.bsky.social
Lift heavy, eat meat, compete, take risks, have sex, be manly.
Ok so my earlier skeet today was wrong— didn’t have admitting to war crimes on my bingo list. Totally thought they were going to hang the servicemen responsible out to dry alone. Now they can all be hung out to dry together. In prison ideally.
“Leavitt told reporters at the White House press briefing that Hegseth authorized Adm. Frank Bradley to carry out the second strike, which reportedly killed two people who were hanging onto the burning vessel after an initial strike.” Wow. 12/1/25 thehill.com/homenews/562...
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ok so my earlier skeet today was wrong— didn’t have admitting to war crimes on my bingo list. Totally thought they were going to hang the servicemen responsible out to dry alone. Now they can all be hung out to dry together. In prison ideally.
What’s funny (in a horrifying way) is that it’s going to be easy to determine a 2nd strike on the Caribbean boats happened but any orders from Hegseth will be covered up leaving the servicemen holding the bag & providing a more compelling warning against following illegal orders than any video.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What’s funny (in a horrifying way) is that it’s going to be easy to determine a 2nd strike on the Caribbean boats happened but any orders from Hegseth will be covered up leaving the servicemen holding the bag & providing a more compelling warning against following illegal orders than any video.
What radicalized me? Scooby Doo Mysteries.
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What radicalized me? Scooby Doo Mysteries.
I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I want to travel the country in a van with my dog and stoner friends solving mysteries that end up being get richer schemes run by evil capitalist monsters.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I want to travel the country in a van with my dog and stoner friends solving mysteries that end up being get richer schemes run by evil capitalist monsters.
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Man, I’ve been there.
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Man, I’ve been there.
Sports bettors think they’re day traders now, and it’s ruining sports.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sports bettors think they’re day traders now, and it’s ruining sports.
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Never forget this time last year when Marie Callender personally ruined Sharon Weiss's Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Never forget this time last year when Marie Callender personally ruined Sharon Weiss's Thanksgiving
Those “nobody wants to see your Thanksgiving food pics” posts are lies because I do. I want to see them. All of them. Even the blurry ones and aesthetically unpleasing ones.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Those “nobody wants to see your Thanksgiving food pics” posts are lies because I do. I want to see them. All of them. Even the blurry ones and aesthetically unpleasing ones.
I know I have like no (real) followers but for those of you that see this, Trader Joe’s peach juice with bourbon and a splash of ginger beer is 🔥
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I know I have like no (real) followers but for those of you that see this, Trader Joe’s peach juice with bourbon and a splash of ginger beer is 🔥
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
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New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
Me hearing there was a fight after the ugly MNF game: How the hell did a game that boring end up with a brawl?
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me hearing there was a fight after the ugly MNF game: How the hell did a game that boring end up with a brawl?
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
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This game is absolutely sickening. I love it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This game is absolutely sickening. I love it.
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Got in a fight with his AI wife and was clicking and dragging like a madman
Aaron Rodgers (left wrist) officially limited in practice Thursday.
Aaron Rodgers (left wrist) seen participating in practice Thursday.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Got in a fight with his AI wife and was clicking and dragging like a madman
At least I know now that however bad a day I have in court, it will never be as bad as everyday Lindsay Halligan has had pretending to be a prosecutor.
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
At least I know now that however bad a day I have in court, it will never be as bad as everyday Lindsay Halligan has had pretending to be a prosecutor.
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A summar of the legal news today (re: Comey and the Texas redistricting): Bad lawyers are bad, and they're worse if you chase out every good lawyer who could possibly help them be ok.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A summar of the legal news today (re: Comey and the Texas redistricting): Bad lawyers are bad, and they're worse if you chase out every good lawyer who could possibly help them be ok.
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
Couldn’t keep watching MNF. Switched to a trail cam capturing forest critters munching.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Couldn’t keep watching MNF. Switched to a trail cam capturing forest critters munching.
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It’s gonna be weird when the Chiefs are just, like, on the road at New England or Indy on Saturday night of wild-card weekend
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s gonna be weird when the Chiefs are just, like, on the road at New England or Indy on Saturday night of wild-card weekend
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the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
The key difference amongst the teams in the NFC west right now is that only one has a QB who’ll be wearing one of these.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The key difference amongst the teams in the NFC west right now is that only one has a QB who’ll be wearing one of these.