@genghisjuan.bsky.social
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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That “A-MINORRRRR” rang out like the mute challenge in reverse.
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That “A-MINORRRRR” rang out like the mute challenge in reverse.
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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Doctor: How do you Feel today?
Me: Fine honestly
Doctor: Good that'll be $150
Me: I feel worse now
Me: Fine honestly
Doctor: Good that'll be $150
Me: I feel worse now
February 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Doctor: How do you Feel today?
Me: Fine honestly
Doctor: Good that'll be $150
Me: I feel worse now
Me: Fine honestly
Doctor: Good that'll be $150
Me: I feel worse now
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Rand Paul’s neighbor:
Congresspeople are people too… and sometimes people need to be punched in the face.
February 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Rand Paul’s neighbor:
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tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap
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it was a super bold strategy to lock everything up and make it a huge burden to find an employee and then also massively cut hours so every store is working a skeleton crew. i'm not waiting 15 minutes for someone to come unlock my deodorant
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
it was a super bold strategy to lock everything up and make it a huge burden to find an employee and then also massively cut hours so every store is working a skeleton crew. i'm not waiting 15 minutes for someone to come unlock my deodorant
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The year is 2030. My gay nemesis from a menswear forum angrily shakes his fist in the air. "I can no longer tell who's gay because everyone dresses gay," he pathetically shouts. I've ruined his ability to find love. I've won.
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2030. My gay nemesis from a menswear forum angrily shakes his fist in the air. "I can no longer tell who's gay because everyone dresses gay," he pathetically shouts. I've ruined his ability to find love. I've won.
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Appreciate yall. Trying to get serious about skincare this year so I can look 44 for the next 40 years and then unexpectedly pass away at an Olive Garden looking good.
January 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Appreciate yall. Trying to get serious about skincare this year so I can look 44 for the next 40 years and then unexpectedly pass away at an Olive Garden looking good.
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Harlem Nights is so so so so good. To this day.
December 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Harlem Nights is so so so so good. To this day.
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this is part of why all the pearl clutching shit about how "americans can't just execute people" re: Luigi fell so fucking flat. um the cops execute people every single day and brutalize other people further for noticing they did that
"An Alabama teenager was asleep in his childhood bedroom moments before a police S.W.A.T. team 'rammed down' the front door of his family's home and fatally shot him, according to a new federal lawsuit."
miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
16-year-old with hands up shot to death by cops during ‘no-knock’ raid in AL, suit says
Officers left the teen bleeding out in the hallway for more than four minutes, body camera footage shows, according to the suit.
amp.miamiherald.com
December 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
this is part of why all the pearl clutching shit about how "americans can't just execute people" re: Luigi fell so fucking flat. um the cops execute people every single day and brutalize other people further for noticing they did that
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Your bed feels so much better when you're not supposed to be in it. Don't have time for a nap? Lay down for a sec and see if it ain't the best feeling bed ever.
December 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Your bed feels so much better when you're not supposed to be in it. Don't have time for a nap? Lay down for a sec and see if it ain't the best feeling bed ever.
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
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i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
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@pfrazee.com stop being so effective dumbass my boss is asking why we can't scale with three people like Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 5:59 AM
@pfrazee.com stop being so effective dumbass my boss is asking why we can't scale with three people like Bluesky
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It's a super jammy jam but I don't need a live action
Did "How To Train Your Dragon" jam hard enough to warrant a live action version?
November 19, 2024 at 11:51 PM
It's a super jammy jam but I don't need a live action
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Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
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Make sure we keep DJ Envy offa here as well
November 13, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Make sure we keep DJ Envy offa here as well
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I'm calling the mass exodus from Twitter "The Warmth of Other Servers"
November 12, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I'm calling the mass exodus from Twitter "The Warmth of Other Servers"