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idk i’m having fun i think
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What I Mean When I Talk About Pretty Privilege (leon kennedy never getting infected by t virus)
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ah yes, the most pressing issue in the state of Texas

children meowing in the classroom
The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to:

-Litterboxes
-Tails
-"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets"
-"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises"
-"licking oneself"
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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imagine a game where you (gay) and kurt russell (gay) are trying to be the first to reach the south pole. food is running low. also kurt russell might be a monster who wants to assimilate you. do you kiss?? this dilemma is called gameplay
March 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything
February 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Stardew Valley is so unrealistic
- Owning a home and land
- Affordable eggs
- Living in a walkable community
- Having friends who check in on me
- Being able to carry a whole pizza in my pocket
February 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers
February 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
first thing i’m doing when im healed enough from top surgery is going back to wearing strictly hawaiian shirts and they’re gonna be gaudy and obnoxious
February 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I wish I liked online multiplayer gaming more but unfortunately I suffer from the lethal combination of not being very competitive and also being bad at video games
February 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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at the end of SNL 50 they're gonna kill Lorne
February 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i’m going to sob violently
February 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the fact that i can’t be a homewrecker in stardew valley and marry Robin has me in pieces please just give me one chance i can make her happy
February 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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bf flushed the toilet on me while i was in the shower so i stole his ripped his heart out of his chest and ate it
February 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i hope the insurance company who is taking 2000 dollars upfront for my top surgery knows that they will be on my shit list until the day that i die
February 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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It’s always “why did you let the toxic runoff from your experiments contaminate the water table” and never “how are you feeling since you accidentally let the toxic runoff from your experiments contaminate the water table”
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i think a mcdonald’s big mac and a large fry could save my life
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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“I’m left handed!” No, you’re not. Only 10% of people are left handed which is like basically zero. You just fell for a TikTok trend. Stop trying to be quirky. Let me see you diagnosed as left handed by a REAL professional.
February 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
also despite its limitations in customization in both CAS and BB sims 2 IS superior to sims 4 when it comes to immersion and overall style i will not accept any criticism for this take.
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
played sims 2 for an hour this morning after not playing since i was a kid and i felt my body ascend into the heavens and my spirit cleanse
February 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
ketchup does not belong on a white castles slider.
January 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM