Gavin Nettlefold
gavinnettlefold.bsky.social
Gavin Nettlefold
@gavinnettlefold.bsky.social
Just a guy who thinks he's a lot funnier and smarter than he actually is.

he/him
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the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Delroy Lindo gives everything to his roles. Never a phoned-in performance in his life.
Delroy Lindo has finally received his first ever Oscar nomination for his performance in ‘SINNERS’

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
An excellent thread, reminiscent of the good times from the Old Site.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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what a legend lmao
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
don't make me tap the sign
If you're in Toronto, try not to order food delivery tonight, in light of the weather. If you do anyway, you owe your underpaid delivery driver a $20 tip. I don't make the rules.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
happy early birthday to this amazing headline
Big week for me legally releasing some of the hate in my heart ☺️ www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The republicans love what's happening so they won't do anything to stop it, but if Democrats don't pull out all the stops to kill ICE (not "reform"), it's going to escalate beyond any sort of control.

People will believe that the only path to peace is a lot of justifiably perforated ICE goons.
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Gay hockey show
I'm gonna go and pirate the new
Gay hockey show
Gonna get a warning letter from
HBO
But it's unenforceable in
Ontario
Ontario
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Rumble in the Bronx is 85 minutes long and every single scene whips an ungodly amount of ass
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
This is wonderful and I'd love to try this in Toronto.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for n...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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It’s idiotic and embarrassing that the main headline around “huge corporations are building sexual violence machines with zero regulation” could possibly be “one of the sexual violence machines says it’s sorry.”
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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The most pointless Earthbound factoid of all time
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
2018 Subaru Forester apologizes, says safeguard lapses led to driver crashing into daycare, killing 3.
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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happy birthday to horses
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM