Garrison Gunter
garrisongunter.bsky.social
Garrison Gunter
@garrisongunter.bsky.social
Exodus from Twitter.
For the first time I wish I was a cop. #GoCocks
on the plus side, that cop couldn’t watch texas a&m come back and south carolina completely fall apart
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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it's that red bitch from gundam
March 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social are you doing the nfl draft for espn again this year?
April 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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yearly ncaa tournament reminder that grand canyon university is just desert liberty
March 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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god this really encapsulates being a dem in America right now
New Yorkers and DC residents trying to talk with @schumer.senate.gov are having to push notes through a locked door with police posted outside.
March 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Aint got shit to lose
Why do you red-state Democrats have so much more stomach for the fight than federal senators in safe blue-state seats?
March 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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It’s not often you get a Happy Jump Sad Jump that functions without video, but here you go
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Mar 6
Pregnant WTA players now can receive 12 months of paid maternity leave and those who become parents via partner pregnancy, surrogacy or adoption can get two months off with pay under a program sponsored by the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia.
WTA announces paid maternity leave for players
Pregnant women's tennis players can now get 12 months of paid maternity leave and those who become parents via partner pregnancy, surrogacy or adoption can get two months off with pay under a program sponsored by the PIF and announced by the WTA.
spr.ly
March 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog
March 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Too fucked up for Florida, what a title
March 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Millennials are a goldilocks generation raised in the narrow window between leaded gasoline and social media and hooooo boy is that showing these days
in this house, we have heckin' doggos, we adult like a boss, we drink IPAs, we listen to Matt and Kim, and we also are apparently the only age cohort meaningfully committed to liberal democracy
March 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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watching the academy awards with my family and trying not to stare at doja cats boobs too intensely
March 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :)

Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
February 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Serena was an iconic moment
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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If you're craving some Eurovision right now, Ireland's Eurosong is LIVE right now on RTE. Bambie Thugg is a judge and they're a delight! www.rte.ie/player/onnow
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February 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The fastest and best American ways to gain class consciousness are 1. To watch film noir and 2. To root for a team owned by a shithead. In other countries they read books and stuff.
i'm sensing some broader parallels
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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venture bros fans where are you
January 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Well it’s taken half a century but we finally found a mascot more terrifying than Big Red
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social I boo'd the screen when they just showed anthony mackie
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Nintendo Switch implies the existence of Nintendo Dominant and Nintendo Submissive
January 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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people forget nosferatu was a *problem*
January 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
'New Year, Old Me'
Writing a movie about Jason Statham beating the shit out of people who set off fireworks at 3 a.m., and releasing this movie in theaters on 1/1 💰💰💰💰💰
January 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Santa brought my kid a Godzilla and it’s already getting along great with the Barbies.
December 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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they’re not mad, they’re just disappointed
December 8, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Hey quick question does BCBS also have a CEO
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM