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If you see spelling mistakes in my posts, no you didn't
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Dumb meme but great advice, pinning this so I can see it whenever
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Just finished watching the new Knives Out movie and I love how extra Benoit Blanc is.

I’ve seen Daniel Craig play James Bond for over a decade and I feel like it’s so clear that he’s having so much more fun as Blanc.
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Watched Glass Onion and Wake Up, Dead Man back to back today

I think I'm a fan of murder mystery stories now

Also Benoit Blanc is one of my fave characters in recent years
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Snow dragon ehhh
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm soooo tired of seeing art on my social media feeds and my initial reaction is to figure out whether or not it's AI
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Started a new game save file of Monster Hunter Wilds after deleting my original character (RIP Griff), and I didn't realise it until I equipped armour that looks like a tiara, that I might've made a bootleg Lady Diana
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Just been reminded of this: my biography in the form of a meme I found one day on the old place
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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save me from art block officer jenny save me 🐕
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Artists, show me your robots!
December 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Shadowrun Tribute
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
Signs and portents
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Direct action
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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a lord of the rings cover band called Tolkien Heads.
a lord of the rings cover band called My Life With The Mithrill Kill Kult
a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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THE MERCHANT
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Day 6 of #DBZmas!

Had enough of this guy.
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
something something insert Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" hit post idk

uquiz.com/quiz/MYLbZ3/...
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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TEAM DARK
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM