e.g. Alice Roberts
@gardengnomeii.bsky.social
just took the example display name. Lets see what happens. Long time Cal fan. Will eventually update the profile photo to something better. #GoBears.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Look if you let Cal into your conference then you have to deal with the chaos we’re gonna cause, no cowardly backing out of it now
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is SMU running the “Free Palestine” offense? Thats our playbook!
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Honored that the New York Times has memorialized this particular opinion:
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Jfc. Hold the ball.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jfc. Hold the ball.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
California, California
The hills send back the cry
We’re out to do or die
California, California
We’ll win the game or know the reason why
And when the game is over
We will buy a keg of booze
And we’ll drink to California
Til we wobble in our shoes
The hills send back the cry
We’re out to do or die
California, California
We’ll win the game or know the reason why
And when the game is over
We will buy a keg of booze
And we’ll drink to California
Til we wobble in our shoes
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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How about those damn Golden Bears?!? 💙🐻💛
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
WOOOOOOOOOO YES I ALWAYS BELIEVED LETS GO BOWLING BABY
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don’t want it lost depending on the result of the game but Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele is having a BONKERS game
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Whenever I get asked to give advice to students I always try and duck out of it, because I truly don’t believe anybody should try and do what I did the way I did it, but:
If you ever get the chance to say “What are they going to do, FIRE ME?” on the day your entire office gets laid off, take it
If you ever get the chance to say “What are they going to do, FIRE ME?” on the day your entire office gets laid off, take it
October 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Whenever I get asked to give advice to students I always try and duck out of it, because I truly don’t believe anybody should try and do what I did the way I did it, but:
If you ever get the chance to say “What are they going to do, FIRE ME?” on the day your entire office gets laid off, take it
If you ever get the chance to say “What are they going to do, FIRE ME?” on the day your entire office gets laid off, take it
Not just players, kids trying to go to college and make something of themselves.
we're approaching a point where ADs will simply go "That 40mil is going to NIL, you know, the thing that actually wins us games. And if you keep talking shit, we'll leak that you're trying to take that money from the players. Try to recruit against that."
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Not just players, kids trying to go to college and make something of themselves.