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mpete91
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he/him | Purveyor of homegrown, poorly photoshopped, Apple Sticker and MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
happy bye week
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
new footage has emerged of the bear that stole a chainsaw in Tennessee last week
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
oh yeah baby nothing like some California Fried Cardinals
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
nom
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You know together we're glowing
Gonna be, gonna be golden
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
happy Cal-loween
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Here’s a Bluesky special Calgorithm post.
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Reposted by mpete91
@mpete91.bsky.social made a Sleepytime Oski and it is the best
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
seeing as how this is the first time #Virginia and Cal will meet on the football field, I asked a team of highly proficient statisticians to help us break down these teams by the numbers. The results may shock you!
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
October 2025
Virginia is a Possible Master of the ACC.
Only the Calgorithm stands before them.
Cross country flights are now battlefields.
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
happy Monday once again it is time to

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

We spent longer than we normally do on this meme (about 5 minutes) to help educate our new conference mates. This week, Virginia! Share to help a friend learn!
#GoHoos #UVAStrong
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
logging off for another exciting weekend of college football
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Gonna be honest, I don’t think “Enter Sandman” would be too intimidating here
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hey #hokienation I need some help! My son Nethyn is about to become a #hokiealumni and as a graduation gift, I want to get him a frame for his new #hokie degree. Does anyone know if the degrees fit in this frame?
October 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
oh my glob
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Happy Monday its time for

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, our weekly preview meme that helps educate us all on our new conference mates! This week
Virginia Tech! Remember, everything was painstakingly researched and sourced!

#Hokies 🦃 #FightingGobblers #GobblerClub #GoHokies #VirginiaTech #UtProsim #
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Goodnight. Sleep tight.
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social i listened on my way back from the Cal game last night. Finally got the chance to make the image thats been haunting me all day. Thank you for these beautiful images.
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Terence told me to tag you @hollyanderson.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Reposted by mpete91
Highlight of the game so far
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Paging Dr. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social . I think you’re aware that this book exists, but on the off chance you don’t, it’s a real physical thing now.
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM