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he/him | Purveyor of homegrown, poorly photoshopped, Apple Sticker and MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts
whoops new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com earlier today read the latest from vendingtimes.com

open.substack.com/pub/writefor...
February 19, 2026 at 4:24 AM
new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
*deeeep sigh*
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
happy Friday friends

Let the wild rumpus start!
February 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM!
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
hello oski
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
January 21, 2026 at 6:26 PM
new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
also PSYCHIC DAMAGE DEPLOY
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
New Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The portal vibe for Cal this year is a little different.
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM im back on my photoshopping bullshit
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Many in College Football will tell you as a fan, your impact on the field is minimal unless you can give huge sums to the NIL fund or coach salaries.

This is false.

It is your job as a fan to track down and care for ancient relics/lift evil curses that afflict your team.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Haynes King time baby.
December 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Cal Athletic Fund is currently matching support for the football team and the Calgorithm figured out that you can just enter any address on the first page, so now we’re trying to make the whole damn world Bear Territory.

Minimum donation is $10.
crowdfund.berkeley.edu/project/4895...
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Another satisfied customer.
@writeforcal.com just posted this pic and I am terrified of it and also thinking of making it my new religion
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
a bear mascot is riding a unicycle on a sidewalk .
ALT: a bear mascot is riding a unicycle on a sidewalk .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Six days before a two week break got me sitting in front of my computer like this
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
hello and welcome to the penultimate

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

of the 2025 Football Season! This week we're learning all about Southern Methodist University @SMUFB (hey that kinda looks Smurf hey wait shit that'd be a funny SMU Uniform). Please RT and help everyone learn about the SMustangs!
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
shaping up to be a good one down on the Farm (Hell) this week
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Trying to secure some new NIL deals @seescandy.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
happy bye week
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM