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Toilet Hinckley Jr
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Gabby Schulz (he/him)
Come for the comics, leave for the takes
Possibly 18+ idk (gross?)
New comic posted every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Orig. art from my books:
https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Megyn Kelly in 2018: " There's no consenting for a 14 or even a 17 year old."

Megyn Kelly now: "Jeffrey Epstein…was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
🫩 <—- me looking up from my phone at the audacity of autumn’s winds blowing ominous dead leaves against my window
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Honey we are long, long past the “warnings” stage
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Exactly what our world needs right now: an aggressive & frivolous increase on energy demand, new records in fossil-fuel consumption, & - fuck it - hastily recommissioned nuclear power plants
Bubble or not, the pressures of hyperscaling on America’s electricity system are very real.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh most definitely the former. Next
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Analysis: The Post found that documents recounting President Ronald Reagan’s relations with the Soviet Union in the early 1980s, one of the most dangerous periods of the Cold War, have been removed.

The State Department had deleted history.
Analysis | State Department deleted records about risk of inadvertent nuclear war
Key historical records about the incident during the Reagan administration, known as the Able Archer 83 War Scare, were removed without explanation.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is a tragic overestimation of America’s collective memory and resistance to darvo
Massie: "I would remind my Republican colleagues who are decided how to vote, Donald Trump can protect you in red districts right now by giving you an endorsement, but by 2030, he's not gonna be the president and you will have voted to protect pedophiles if you don't vote to release those files."
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Prepare for another week of “can he do that??/is that legal??/unacceptable!!” from the terminally cucked liberal left
Massie: "The president has been saying this is a hoax. Well, he's just now decided to investigate a hoax, if it's a hoax. And I have another concern about these investigations he's announced. If they have ongoing investigations, those documents can't be released. So this might be a big smokescreen."
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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“…the same world in which you can buy avocados all year round and your iPhone keeps getting more powerful and you never have to live in fear of an occupying force obliterating your family with missiles is the world in which an insignificant group of people you'll never meet simply have to die.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Spoiler: they're firing tons of people, putting a hiring freeze in place, and adding hot dogshit wherever they can into their products.
Let's see how being "AI first" is going for Krafton
aftermath.site/lets-see-how-b...
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Another new post somehow
Www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You have achieved social media’s highest accolade: a slight puff of wind exhaling through my nose. Congratulations are due
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Every news story I’ve seen about the UK govt in the 21st century has been just “wow we really fucked the country up this time“

The vibe I’m getting is something like, the UK collapses every other week from mismanagement, & then they just keep setting up the Jenga set again? Is that it? Idek
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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"Google is hosting a [CBP] app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person."

"[R]emoving apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officials."
#USA #Technology #Policing #Deportation #EthnicCleansing
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials.
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Feeling like there’s decent odds - >35% - that we’ll all die in a nuclear war bc a real-estate developer kremlin asset partied too hard & sucked the wrong dick one night
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Master Wayne, some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world see a picture of Donald Trump sucking off Bill Clinton
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I wonder if these are repurposed rolls from public restrooms after all the national parks closed
Kinda overkill. But im also lazy so kinda appealing
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Everyone does know what's going on here, right? Should the Epstein evidence bill pass both the House and Senate, these criminals will say it can't be released because there is an active investigation. Never mind that a thorough investigation was completed, and the DOJ was prepared to try Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sounds like a president to me
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
White American, watching Colombian paramilitary death squads beheading leftists in a jungle clearing: “um, I’m sorry, but those aren’t even REAL police. Unacceptable”
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM