Toilet Hinckley Jr
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Gabby Schulz (he/him)
Come for the comics, leave for the takes
Possibly 18+ idk (gross?)
Comics posted ~ every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Orig. art from my books:
https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
Gabby Schulz (he/him)
Come for the comics, leave for the takes
Possibly 18+ idk (gross?)
Comics posted ~ every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Orig. art from my books:
https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
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It does make me laugh that the higher ups at BBC decided that rather than ‘kidnapped’ or ‘abducted’, that it would be better to say Maduro had been ‘seized’, as though he’s an inanimate fucking object.
Reposting with alt text, great to see the BBC jumping into manufactured consent so readily
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
It does make me laugh that the higher ups at BBC decided that rather than ‘kidnapped’ or ‘abducted’, that it would be better to say Maduro had been ‘seized’, as though he’s an inanimate fucking object.
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If you're reading Joanne Rowling's latest gender affirming novel you should know that lan Griffiths is the killer and Strike proposes to Robin 👍😁
This guy blocked me as soon as I spoiled the ending lmao
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you're reading Joanne Rowling's latest gender affirming novel you should know that lan Griffiths is the killer and Strike proposes to Robin 👍😁
What in the fuck
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
What in the fuck
I’m literally only here for the real righteous crusades
Every time you make Bluesky less fun, you help Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk.
Remember that the next time you think you're on some real righteous crusade!
Remember that the next time you think you're on some real righteous crusade!
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I’m literally only here for the real righteous crusades
What’s wrong lil guy, not man enough to stage a coup?
EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Official on Venezuela War: “Following the Old, Failed Scripts”
“America is a rogue state,” the defense official said, calling Trump a “tyrant.” The official added: “It feels like the end of the Republic in Star Wars and the Revenge of the Sith”
theintercept.com/2026/01/05/t...
“America is a rogue state,” the defense official said, calling Trump a “tyrant.” The official added: “It feels like the end of the Republic in Star Wars and the Revenge of the Sith”
theintercept.com/2026/01/05/t...
Pentagon Official on Venezuela War: “Following the Old, Failed Scripts”
Trump’s Venezuela war represents the latest in a line of failed regime-change wars — and attack on the rules-based order.
theintercept.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 AM
What’s wrong lil guy, not man enough to stage a coup?
Just in time for polls to be obsolete
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Just in time for polls to be obsolete
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What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
I mean, smokers talk about quitting cigarettes every day
my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I mean, smokers talk about quitting cigarettes every day
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the guy who thinks chemicals in the water are turning people gay says we need fewer vaccines so we're doing that now
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
the guy who thinks chemicals in the water are turning people gay says we need fewer vaccines so we're doing that now
…as one would obviously expect from cursed creatures who know only the accumulation of power toward the satiation of bottomless greed. And who are absolutely 100% guaranteed also child molesters
Look at all the white Evangelical leaders around Trump. Not a one of them has had a word to say about his morally depraved conduct, including this.
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
…as one would obviously expect from cursed creatures who know only the accumulation of power toward the satiation of bottomless greed. And who are absolutely 100% guaranteed also child molesters
This explains 100% of the ppl on r/nuclear
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
This explains 100% of the ppl on r/nuclear
I want to see Stephen Miller spend time in an infantry division
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I want to see Stephen Miller spend time in an infantry division
The same way it began: as a symphony of dog whistles for northern-European nostalgia where POC are evil shitpigs
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
The same way it began: as a symphony of dog whistles for northern-European nostalgia where POC are evil shitpigs
Not a hard bar to clear, considering the entire Dem caucus is actively, willfully abetting fascists & getting rich doing it. Except for Bernie who is no doubt off somewhere farting about it
Local ICE-watchers have done more to protect Venezuelans from fascist thugs than the entire Democratic caucus over the last 12 months.
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Not a hard bar to clear, considering the entire Dem caucus is actively, willfully abetting fascists & getting rich doing it. Except for Bernie who is no doubt off somewhere farting about it
Every day we are forced to hear this kind of Francis Buxton language. The kind of shit that can only be spoken by people who are absolutely confident there’s nothing you can do about it
BRENNAN: To be clear, there is no plan for US occupation of this country of nearly 30 million people?
MARCO RUBIO: The president always retains optionality on anything and on all of these matters
MARCO RUBIO: The president always retains optionality on anything and on all of these matters
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Every day we are forced to hear this kind of Francis Buxton language. The kind of shit that can only be spoken by people who are absolutely confident there’s nothing you can do about it
I, too, am known for always retaining optionality in everything
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I, too, am known for always retaining optionality in everything
One Wolf of Wall Street After Another
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 AM
One Wolf of Wall Street After Another
Ok. But then why did it suck
One Battle After Another became just the fourth film to win the National Society of Film Critics, LAFCA, NYFCC, and NBR honors for Best Picture. Only one of the three took Best Picture so far...
'One Battle After Another' Wins Best Film From National Society of Film Critics
Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another won four awards from the National Society of Film Critics including Best Picture
theplaylist.net
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Ok. But then why did it suck
I love social media, a series of echo chambers in which we rack up our rhetorical dunks & owns against our ideological opponents w/o them ever knowing we exist, except as foils to perform their own dunks & owns, leaving an ever-consolidating raw power as the sole arbiter all culture and politics
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I love social media, a series of echo chambers in which we rack up our rhetorical dunks & owns against our ideological opponents w/o them ever knowing we exist, except as foils to perform their own dunks & owns, leaving an ever-consolidating raw power as the sole arbiter all culture and politics
“Stunning”? Is this a fucking Met gala
Maduro arrives in US after stunning capture in operation that Trump says will let US 'run' Venezuela
Maduro arrives in US after stunning capture in operation that Trump says will let US 'run' Venezuela
Maduro arrives in US after stunning capture in operation that Trump says will let US 'run' Venezuela
www.independent.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“Stunning”? Is this a fucking Met gala
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Some leftist Matty made up: “western prosperity is all downstream of violent imperial exploitation”
Trump: “I am doing violent imperial exploitation for to make western prosperity”
Matty Yglesias: “this is all like that fucking idiots post”
Trump: “I am doing violent imperial exploitation for to make western prosperity”
Matty Yglesias: “this is all like that fucking idiots post”
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Some leftist Matty made up: “western prosperity is all downstream of violent imperial exploitation”
Trump: “I am doing violent imperial exploitation for to make western prosperity”
Matty Yglesias: “this is all like that fucking idiots post”
Trump: “I am doing violent imperial exploitation for to make western prosperity”
Matty Yglesias: “this is all like that fucking idiots post”
I would sooner eat a football-sized brick of styrofoam than watch a documentary about Chevy Chase but I can definitely see how his mediocrity appeals to bluesky users
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I would sooner eat a football-sized brick of styrofoam than watch a documentary about Chevy Chase but I can definitely see how his mediocrity appeals to bluesky users
The sooner we all accept that legacy print media is stick-fork-in-it dead the less painful the next 5 years will be for everyone
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
The sooner we all accept that legacy print media is stick-fork-in-it dead the less painful the next 5 years will be for everyone
Yes. Mob boss. Got it. Right. Perfect description. Now can we please finally move on from being scandalized by the comparison
Trump's plan appears to be for Venezuela to remain under the day-to-day rule of a senior chavista, with its democratically elected leaders excluded and its wealth controlled by American corporations. It's a scheme worthy of a mob boss. www.economist.com/the-americas...
Donald Trump wants to run Venezuela, and dominate the western hemisphere
Snatching Nicolás Maduro and attempting to take control of Venezuela and its oil is an extraordinary display of the new “Donroe doctrine”
www.economist.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Yes. Mob boss. Got it. Right. Perfect description. Now can we please finally move on from being scandalized by the comparison
Looking at the stated goals of Project 2025 is like reading a Year in Review news recap. They really checked off their fucking to-do list, didn’t they
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Looking at the stated goals of Project 2025 is like reading a Year in Review news recap. They really checked off their fucking to-do list, didn’t they