Toilet Hinckley Jr
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Gabby Schulz (he/him)
Come for the comics, leave for the takes
Possibly 18+ idk (gross?)
New comic posted every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Orig. art from my books:
https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
Gabby Schulz (he/him)
Come for the comics, leave for the takes
Possibly 18+ idk (gross?)
New comic posted every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Orig. art from my books:
https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
*lumbers back into the sea cradling Titanic-sized AIPAC check*
John Fetterman: "Now, I have lost the taste to fight."
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
*lumbers back into the sea cradling Titanic-sized AIPAC check*
Reposted by Toilet Hinckley Jr
It's so cool that sitting US senators can talk about how they want all Palestinians to be murdered and vote to do it and if you post about throwing a tomato at them the Feds show up at your door because that's apparently a threat but trying to do a genocide isn't
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
A reminder that according to Fetterman's own former staffers, Fetterman had a meeting with J-Street president Jeremy Ben Ami in which he told Ben Ami that he believes Arabs are like a "carton of sour milk" and that we should get back to killing.
"Kill them all" Fetterman is reported as having said.
"Kill them all" Fetterman is reported as having said.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It's so cool that sitting US senators can talk about how they want all Palestinians to be murdered and vote to do it and if you post about throwing a tomato at them the Feds show up at your door because that's apparently a threat but trying to do a genocide isn't
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things you like
Privacy
Not feeding the algorithm
Not having my info sold to 3rd parties
Not being blackbagged by a Palantir precrime terrorist drone taskforce for something I tweeted in 2016
Not feeling like Winston Smith lost in a Roland Barthes novel
Privacy
Not feeding the algorithm
Not having my info sold to 3rd parties
Not being blackbagged by a Palantir precrime terrorist drone taskforce for something I tweeted in 2016
Not feeling like Winston Smith lost in a Roland Barthes novel
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like
Jethro Tull
Fantasy movies made before 1960
Winnie the Pooh
Action figures
Christmas folklore
Time travel stories
Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc
The Legend of Zelda: BotW
Movies that change genre in the 3rd act
Slow Cookers
Jethro Tull
Fantasy movies made before 1960
Winnie the Pooh
Action figures
Christmas folklore
Time travel stories
Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc
The Legend of Zelda: BotW
Movies that change genre in the 3rd act
Slow Cookers
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like
Blink 182’s self-titled album
Dinosaurs
First sip of coffee in the AM
George Romero movies
Lasagna
“Metroid” games
My three cats
Myth and religion
“The Stars My Destination”
Uninterrupted sleep
Blink 182’s self-titled album
Dinosaurs
First sip of coffee in the AM
George Romero movies
Lasagna
“Metroid” games
My three cats
Myth and religion
“The Stars My Destination”
Uninterrupted sleep
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things you like
Privacy
Not feeding the algorithm
Not having my info sold to 3rd parties
Not being blackbagged by a Palantir precrime terrorist drone taskforce for something I tweeted in 2016
Not feeling like Winston Smith lost in a Roland Barthes novel
Privacy
Not feeding the algorithm
Not having my info sold to 3rd parties
Not being blackbagged by a Palantir precrime terrorist drone taskforce for something I tweeted in 2016
Not feeling like Winston Smith lost in a Roland Barthes novel
Posting without typos?? Not on this autocorrect’s watch
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Posting without typos?? Not on this autocorrect’s watch
If the bar is this low underground that these articles need to be written at all I soups really try dating again
It’s the ultimate ick: trying to form a deep, lasting connection with a person who outsources original thought.
‘It shows such a laziness’: why I refuse to date someone who uses ChatGPT
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If the bar is this low underground that these articles need to be written at all I soups really try dating again
Hi I love drawing I wish it was a job
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hi I love drawing I wish it was a job
Just wanted to remind everyone that i just made a good part of my patreon free for free subs to read
Www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Just wanted to remind everyone that i just made a good part of my patreon free for free subs to read
Www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Wow imagine the apocalyptic magnitude of energy to be released the day Democrats finally release the load they’ve been strenuously retaining all these years on the One Final Danger
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wow imagine the apocalyptic magnitude of energy to be released the day Democrats finally release the load they’ve been strenuously retaining all these years on the One Final Danger
ICE just gained 2 angels
Two Chicago police officers who attacked members of the public and the staff of a Wrigleyville pizzeria after a Chicago Cubs game during a 2019 drunken brawl they started, will be suspended for one year each, according to documents obtained by WTTW News. https://to.wttw.com/47yw2Mz
2 CPD Officers Suspended for 1 Year Each After 2019 Drunken Wrigleyville Brawl, Records Show
City officials agreed to allow the two officers to serve suspensions of 365 days each, even though the agency charged with investigating police misconduct and the city's former top cop agreed they sho...
to.wttw.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ICE just gained 2 angels
All I’m asking is for Kash Patel to look normal in one single photograph
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
All I’m asking is for Kash Patel to look normal in one single photograph
Here’s your Daily Take That’ll Fuck Us All for November 10, 2025
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Here’s your Daily Take That’ll Fuck Us All for November 10, 2025
World fucked but I’m still prattling on about myself at the P-ron
www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
World fucked but I’m still prattling on about myself at the P-ron
www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Reposted by Toilet Hinckley Jr
every time one opens the Times, you expect psychic damage.
but this? this is an assault on the frontal cortex
but this? this is an assault on the frontal cortex
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
every time one opens the Times, you expect psychic damage.
but this? this is an assault on the frontal cortex
but this? this is an assault on the frontal cortex
Fun while it lasted
The most consequential shift of 1776 “was not one of battle lines but of ideology: the rejection of monarchism as a core American value,” Edward J. Larson writes:
What Actually Changed in 1776
The most consequential shift that year was not one of battle lines but of ideology.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fun while it lasted
Man if yr name is “Jimmy” in a trad folk song sung by a woman you don’t stand a chance
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Man if yr name is “Jimmy” in a trad folk song sung by a woman you don’t stand a chance
Americans. We’re kind of all just cartoons now
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Americans. We’re kind of all just cartoons now
I’ll be on Bluesky for the next half hour enjoying what will be one of the only brief ephemeral moments in an average Democrat’s life where they actually connect the dots about how Democrats are Republicans and are genuinely angry about it. By tomorrow we’ll be back to fantasy football
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’ll be on Bluesky for the next half hour enjoying what will be one of the only brief ephemeral moments in an average Democrat’s life where they actually connect the dots about how Democrats are Republicans and are genuinely angry about it. By tomorrow we’ll be back to fantasy football
Peering expectantly down the platform for the arrival of a train that is always reliably on time. That train is another angry & worthless tweet from AOC about fighting for the people directly following yet another monumental Democratic bed-shit
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Peering expectantly down the platform for the arrival of a train that is always reliably on time. That train is another angry & worthless tweet from AOC about fighting for the people directly following yet another monumental Democratic bed-shit
Moderate Democrats? Caving???
Senate reaches deal to reopen government after moderate Democrats cave
Senate Reaches Deal To Reopen Government After Moderate Democrats Cave
Republicans found enough Democrats willing to drop their party's demand to extend soon-to-expire health care subsidies for millions of people.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Moderate Democrats? Caving???
Idk say what you will about Nancy Pelosi I’m just glad she’s taking time to enjoy her millions in insider trading payola for a couple years before she croaks
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Idk say what you will about Nancy Pelosi I’m just glad she’s taking time to enjoy her millions in insider trading payola for a couple years before she croaks
Lmao “In a brave strategy rarely seen in NY politics, Mamdani chooses to not only *not retch & flee* at the sight of the mud people but instead… acknowledge their existence? Why this devious plot could pay dividends for Dems 🤑”
In Opinion | “By not shying away from the less glamorized settings of New York City,” Zaina Arafat writes, Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral campaign “was able to connect first to our shared humanity.”
Opinion | What Zohran Mamdani Understands About New York
Zohran Mamdani made the city glow, bringing a beauty to the everyday fixtures we ceased to register.
nyti.ms
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lmao “In a brave strategy rarely seen in NY politics, Mamdani chooses to not only *not retch & flee* at the sight of the mud people but instead… acknowledge their existence? Why this devious plot could pay dividends for Dems 🤑”
Yooooooo just realized all of us are artists memorializing our own existence it’s just that some of us work harder than others at it
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Yooooooo just realized all of us are artists memorializing our own existence it’s just that some of us work harder than others at it
If anything sends me to therapy it will probably be the search for why the theme from Night Court is always stuck in my head
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If anything sends me to therapy it will probably be the search for why the theme from Night Court is always stuck in my head
They say we’re in a post-satire society. That the spectacle’s totality is such that it can use any weapon against it for its own purposes. Even critique can be refashioned as propaganda. More and more people are saying it
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They say we’re in a post-satire society. That the spectacle’s totality is such that it can use any weapon against it for its own purposes. Even critique can be refashioned as propaganda. More and more people are saying it