Babyface White Shark, PhD (he/him)
@unlabeledelder.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️Transphobia is a mental illness!
Trans rights are human rights!🏳️⚧️
Stop funding fascists!
ACAB, ARAB, ABAB
Ex-Catholic
Ex-Democrat
Evangelical agnostic
Been here since before it wasn't cool anymore
Ban turtlenecks & Fuck cancer!
🧪🧬🦞 🦈🌿 🦊🪶🌐
JMU>W&M>🌲
Trans rights are human rights!🏳️⚧️
Stop funding fascists!
ACAB, ARAB, ABAB
Ex-Catholic
Ex-Democrat
Evangelical agnostic
Been here since before it wasn't cool anymore
Ban turtlenecks & Fuck cancer!
🧪🧬🦞 🦈🌿 🦊🪶🌐
JMU>W&M>🌲
Pinned
2025 to do list:
--Kill the cancer inside me by any means necessary--> 2026. Yay?
--Find a good, safe, supportive high school for a smart, kind trans teenager--DONE!
--Find a job with health benefits--ISH
--Find a place to live, long-term-- DONE!
--Get our stuff together-ISH
--Adopt a dog- DONE!!
--Kill the cancer inside me by any means necessary--> 2026. Yay?
--Find a good, safe, supportive high school for a smart, kind trans teenager--DONE!
--Find a job with health benefits--ISH
--Find a place to live, long-term-- DONE!
--Get our stuff together-ISH
--Adopt a dog- DONE!!
2025 to do list:
--Kill the cancer inside me by any means necessary-- WAITING
--Find a good, safe, supportive high school for a smart, kind trans teenager--DONE
--Find a job with health benefits--ISH
--Find a place to live, long-term-- DONE
--Get our stuff together-TBD
--Adopt at least one dog-🤞🤞
--Kill the cancer inside me by any means necessary-- WAITING
--Find a good, safe, supportive high school for a smart, kind trans teenager--DONE
--Find a job with health benefits--ISH
--Find a place to live, long-term-- DONE
--Get our stuff together-TBD
--Adopt at least one dog-🤞🤞
I'll take it & another year to work at it
2025 to do list
--Kill the cancer inside me by any means necessary❌️
--Find a good, safe, supportive high school for a smart, kind trans teenager✅️
--Find a job with health benefits⁉️
--Find a place to live, long-term✅️
--Get our stuff together❌️
--Adopt a dog✅️
2025 to do list
--Kill the cancer inside me by any means necessary❌️
--Find a good, safe, supportive high school for a smart, kind trans teenager✅️
--Find a job with health benefits⁉️
--Find a place to live, long-term✅️
--Get our stuff together❌️
--Adopt a dog✅️
They keep telling me I got the 20 blocks in 24 hours badge, but not showing me. I only got like 6.
🤷♀️
Try harder I guess...
🤷♀️
Try harder I guess...
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
They keep telling me I got the 20 blocks in 24 hours badge, but not showing me. I only got like 6.
🤷♀️
Try harder I guess...
🤷♀️
Try harder I guess...
Do NOT fuck with this guy! You'll pull back a nub.
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Do NOT fuck with this guy! You'll pull back a nub.
There should be no Severance Season 3.
It should just end that way.
For eternity.
It should just end that way.
For eternity.
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
There should be no Severance Season 3.
It should just end that way.
For eternity.
It should just end that way.
For eternity.
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It gets better. Mel Gibson went on Joe Rogan a year ago and claimed three friends cured their stage 4 cancer with ivermectin. It’s fucking nuts.
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It gets better. Mel Gibson went on Joe Rogan a year ago and claimed three friends cured their stage 4 cancer with ivermectin. It’s fucking nuts.
Did he promise Jerusalem to Stephen Miller? I bet he did. Years ago.
But poor Ron Desantis won't even get the Bahamas, little schmuck that he is.
But poor Ron Desantis won't even get the Bahamas, little schmuck that he is.
Holy Fuck, my thinking on this case has been very uptight!!
Before becoming president, again, Trump promised Venezuela to Big Oil. This, we know.
Trump ALSO promised Cuba to Marco Rubio!!! That explains soooo much!!!
Who else has Trump promised a country too?
Did he promise Canada to Kid Rock?
Before becoming president, again, Trump promised Venezuela to Big Oil. This, we know.
Trump ALSO promised Cuba to Marco Rubio!!! That explains soooo much!!!
Who else has Trump promised a country too?
Did he promise Canada to Kid Rock?
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Did he promise Jerusalem to Stephen Miller? I bet he did. Years ago.
But poor Ron Desantis won't even get the Bahamas, little schmuck that he is.
But poor Ron Desantis won't even get the Bahamas, little schmuck that he is.
Holy Fuck, my thinking on this case has been very uptight!!
Before becoming president, again, Trump promised Venezuela to Big Oil. This, we know.
Trump ALSO promised Cuba to Marco Rubio!!! That explains soooo much!!!
Who else has Trump promised a country too?
Did he promise Canada to Kid Rock?
Before becoming president, again, Trump promised Venezuela to Big Oil. This, we know.
Trump ALSO promised Cuba to Marco Rubio!!! That explains soooo much!!!
Who else has Trump promised a country too?
Did he promise Canada to Kid Rock?
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Holy Fuck, my thinking on this case has been very uptight!!
Before becoming president, again, Trump promised Venezuela to Big Oil. This, we know.
Trump ALSO promised Cuba to Marco Rubio!!! That explains soooo much!!!
Who else has Trump promised a country too?
Did he promise Canada to Kid Rock?
Before becoming president, again, Trump promised Venezuela to Big Oil. This, we know.
Trump ALSO promised Cuba to Marco Rubio!!! That explains soooo much!!!
Who else has Trump promised a country too?
Did he promise Canada to Kid Rock?
Reposted by Babyface White Shark, PhD (he/him)
Scott Adams practiced the ancient Japanese art of 自業自得
What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Scott Adams practiced the ancient Japanese art of 自業自得
Reposted by Babyface White Shark, PhD (he/him)
When elected as a politician (representative, legislator, judge, president, etc.) you should have a device in your neck installed that explodes when you turn 70, and you can only have it taken off by signing a document preventing you from ever holding public office again
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
When elected as a politician (representative, legislator, judge, president, etc.) you should have a device in your neck installed that explodes when you turn 70, and you can only have it taken off by signing a document preventing you from ever holding public office again
Trading Places, but for Congress...
All of Congress.
All of Congress.
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Trading Places, but for Congress...
All of Congress.
All of Congress.
We should never forget the day in Fall 2024 that Tim Walz died onstage on national television, by his own hand, exactly as coached by the Democrat establishment.
Tim, we hardly knew ye. Or did we? That much is on you.
Tim, we hardly knew ye. Or did we? That much is on you.
Minnesota has to come first - always.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
We should never forget the day in Fall 2024 that Tim Walz died onstage on national television, by his own hand, exactly as coached by the Democrat establishment.
Tim, we hardly knew ye. Or did we? That much is on you.
Tim, we hardly knew ye. Or did we? That much is on you.
Grand Cayman and Chrismas Island (Pacific) are eerily similar, spatially.
Further proof we are living in a projection, and not a very good one at that.
Further proof we are living in a projection, and not a very good one at that.
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Grand Cayman and Chrismas Island (Pacific) are eerily similar, spatially.
Further proof we are living in a projection, and not a very good one at that.
Further proof we are living in a projection, and not a very good one at that.
I will fight anyone who defends Obamacare "to the pain."
I want you to hear your screams.
I want you to hear your screams.
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I will fight anyone who defends Obamacare "to the pain."
I want you to hear your screams.
I want you to hear your screams.
Just overheard at the hospital:
"We need 90 new primary care physicians in Monterey County right now"
NINETY!!!
"We need 90 new primary care physicians in Monterey County right now"
NINETY!!!
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Just overheard at the hospital:
"We need 90 new primary care physicians in Monterey County right now"
NINETY!!!
"We need 90 new primary care physicians in Monterey County right now"
NINETY!!!
Joe Rogan is directly responsible for Scott Adams upcoming death.
That's right, Joe Rogan's idiotic misinformation has killed on of MAGAs own.
Friendly fire.
Collateral damage.
Hilarious.
That's right, Joe Rogan's idiotic misinformation has killed on of MAGAs own.
Friendly fire.
Collateral damage.
Hilarious.
What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Joe Rogan is directly responsible for Scott Adams upcoming death.
That's right, Joe Rogan's idiotic misinformation has killed on of MAGAs own.
Friendly fire.
Collateral damage.
Hilarious.
That's right, Joe Rogan's idiotic misinformation has killed on of MAGAs own.
Friendly fire.
Collateral damage.
Hilarious.
Remember, the Gitmo torture piss boy is Imprimator of Floridastan because establishment Democrats couldn't support a progressive.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Remember, the Gitmo torture piss boy is Imprimator of Floridastan because establishment Democrats couldn't support a progressive.
Dear UN...
We need election oversight in the USA, stat.
And remove us as a "Country of Safe Origin" like, yesterday.
We need election oversight in the USA, stat.
And remove us as a "Country of Safe Origin" like, yesterday.
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Dear UN...
We need election oversight in the USA, stat.
And remove us as a "Country of Safe Origin" like, yesterday.
We need election oversight in the USA, stat.
And remove us as a "Country of Safe Origin" like, yesterday.
The last we'll hear of The Democrats as they fade away into oblivion is
"NORMS, NORms, NOrms, Norms, norms, norm, nor, no, n.....filibuster"
Worst party ever.
"NORMS, NORms, NOrms, Norms, norms, norm, nor, no, n.....filibuster"
Worst party ever.
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The last we'll hear of The Democrats as they fade away into oblivion is
"NORMS, NORms, NOrms, Norms, norms, norm, nor, no, n.....filibuster"
Worst party ever.
"NORMS, NORms, NOrms, Norms, norms, norm, nor, no, n.....filibuster"
Worst party ever.
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And they waste absolutely no time begging their Democratic “colleagues“ to help them, because they instinctively understand that it makes them look like weak ass fools.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
And they waste absolutely no time begging their Democratic “colleagues“ to help them, because they instinctively understand that it makes them look like weak ass fools.
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When Republicans are out of power, they don’t complain about not having the votes to do anything. They just keep doing shit over and over and over even when they know it’s going to fail. This is a big reason why they get such universal support from their base.
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
When Republicans are out of power, they don’t complain about not having the votes to do anything. They just keep doing shit over and over and over even when they know it’s going to fail. This is a big reason why they get such universal support from their base.
It's kinda funny how everything this administration does is as if they were uneducated fools yet they all have Ivy League degrees.
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's kinda funny how everything this administration does is as if they were uneducated fools yet they all have Ivy League degrees.
I don't know you, but I know you need to know this utterly MAGA story:
What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.
This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I don't know you, but I know you need to know this utterly MAGA story:
What's that?
A fish, a single fish, just sold for 3 million?
Dang, I'm on the wrong side of this business!
A fish, a single fish, just sold for 3 million?
Dang, I'm on the wrong side of this business!
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
What's that?
A fish, a single fish, just sold for 3 million?
Dang, I'm on the wrong side of this business!
A fish, a single fish, just sold for 3 million?
Dang, I'm on the wrong side of this business!
Wanna see a dead inside person?
(And a dead inside "magazine," or whatever the fuck Revolver News calls itself?)
(And a dead inside "magazine," or whatever the fuck Revolver News calls itself?)
Something truly remarkable is unfolding for Scott Adams in his final days…
revolver.news/2026/01/some...
revolver.news/2026/01/some...
Something truly remarkable is unfolding for Scott Adams in his final days... - Revolver News
This is so incredible and inspiring.
revolver.news
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Wanna see a dead inside person?
(And a dead inside "magazine," or whatever the fuck Revolver News calls itself?)
(And a dead inside "magazine," or whatever the fuck Revolver News calls itself?)
The remarkable thing?
He's converting to Christianity!
Why?
"The treatment President Trump helped Scott receive didn’t work"
Scott Adams utterly deserves his fate. He chose this. Because he was frustrated at how not famous he is.
I don't wish PC on anyone, but...
No tears!
He's converting to Christianity!
Why?
"The treatment President Trump helped Scott receive didn’t work"
Scott Adams utterly deserves his fate. He chose this. Because he was frustrated at how not famous he is.
I don't wish PC on anyone, but...
No tears!
Something truly remarkable is unfolding for Scott Adams in his final days…
revolver.news/2026/01/some...
revolver.news/2026/01/some...
Something truly remarkable is unfolding for Scott Adams in his final days... - Revolver News
This is so incredible and inspiring.
revolver.news
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The remarkable thing?
He's converting to Christianity!
Why?
"The treatment President Trump helped Scott receive didn’t work"
Scott Adams utterly deserves his fate. He chose this. Because he was frustrated at how not famous he is.
I don't wish PC on anyone, but...
No tears!
He's converting to Christianity!
Why?
"The treatment President Trump helped Scott receive didn’t work"
Scott Adams utterly deserves his fate. He chose this. Because he was frustrated at how not famous he is.
I don't wish PC on anyone, but...
No tears!
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This should be a priority for the Office of Mass Engagement. And @thecity.nyc and @hellgatenyc.com and @gothamist.com should be asking why OME is still on the child abuse site.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This should be a priority for the Office of Mass Engagement. And @thecity.nyc and @hellgatenyc.com and @gothamist.com should be asking why OME is still on the child abuse site.