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Glorious amateur. Writer. Pulp Idol 2023 finalist. He/Him
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I'm qualified to be on I'm A Celeb because I've written not one, not two, but three mid-tier fantasy novels.
Seriously though, if I did decide to go on it I'd genuinely be one of the most well known people there despite being one of the least well known people in my own family
Seriously though, if I did decide to go on it I'd genuinely be one of the most well known people there despite being one of the least well known people in my own family
I’m qualified to be on I’m A Celeb as I was once in the audience of Goldenballs and I was also on Playdays in the late 80s.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm qualified to be on I'm A Celeb because I've written not one, not two, but three mid-tier fantasy novels.
Seriously though, if I did decide to go on it I'd genuinely be one of the most well known people there despite being one of the least well known people in my own family
Seriously though, if I did decide to go on it I'd genuinely be one of the most well known people there despite being one of the least well known people in my own family
I'm gonna catch some deserved flak for this, but hear me out...
POV: you are about to be scammed out of everything you own by the Black Turtleneck Gang
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm gonna catch some deserved flak for this, but hear me out...
Me: "Keir Starmer and all his supporters are cunts, debate me cowards." 0 responses
Any woman: "I don't care for this Starmer guy." 1,000,000 responses that are all some variant of "Hmmm , you are a saucy thing ! Never fear , though . I'm here to correct you with a stern , fatherly hand . "
Any woman: "I don't care for this Starmer guy." 1,000,000 responses that are all some variant of "Hmmm , you are a saucy thing ! Never fear , though . I'm here to correct you with a stern , fatherly hand . "
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me: "Keir Starmer and all his supporters are cunts, debate me cowards." 0 responses
Any woman: "I don't care for this Starmer guy." 1,000,000 responses that are all some variant of "Hmmm , you are a saucy thing ! Never fear , though . I'm here to correct you with a stern , fatherly hand . "
Any woman: "I don't care for this Starmer guy." 1,000,000 responses that are all some variant of "Hmmm , you are a saucy thing ! Never fear , though . I'm here to correct you with a stern , fatherly hand . "
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He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson probably won't be the next Republicans in the White House but watch out for 2032 when people are sick of the Newsom/Buttigieg slop they've been fed and ordered to enjoy like dog eggs in a bowl.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson probably won't be the next Republicans in the White House but watch out for 2032 when people are sick of the Newsom/Buttigieg slop they've been fed and ordered to enjoy like dog eggs in a bowl.
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Milkshake
Milkshake
Tax on milkshake
Labour's latest bullshit
Stepping on another rake
Milkshake
Tax on milkshake
Labour's latest bullshit
Stepping on another rake
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Milkshake
Milkshake
Tax on milkshake
Labour's latest bullshit
Stepping on another rake
Milkshake
Tax on milkshake
Labour's latest bullshit
Stepping on another rake
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"Did you finish that article about the culture of enabling pedophilia among the wealthy elite?"
"Sure did boss, real wistful just like you asked."
"Sure did boss, real wistful just like you asked."
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Did you finish that article about the culture of enabling pedophilia among the wealthy elite?"
"Sure did boss, real wistful just like you asked."
"Sure did boss, real wistful just like you asked."
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Oh look. It's Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh look. It's Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting.
I have vouchers again and I'm kinda hungover so I'm gonna order such a pizza later. You have no idea.
If anyone has any recommendations for video essays to watch while eating it, drop them here. Otherwise, I'll just keep mining old Sphere Hunter videos
If anyone has any recommendations for video essays to watch while eating it, drop them here. Otherwise, I'll just keep mining old Sphere Hunter videos
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have vouchers again and I'm kinda hungover so I'm gonna order such a pizza later. You have no idea.
If anyone has any recommendations for video essays to watch while eating it, drop them here. Otherwise, I'll just keep mining old Sphere Hunter videos
If anyone has any recommendations for video essays to watch while eating it, drop them here. Otherwise, I'll just keep mining old Sphere Hunter videos
Congratulations, Labour. You finally got that coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. It only cost your soul, your integrity, and your entire voter base. Hope it was worth it
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Congratulations, Labour. You finally got that coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. It only cost your soul, your integrity, and your entire voter base. Hope it was worth it
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Lmao nah you're alright. They shouldn't be out promoting a party that tried to send 400,000 disabled people into poverty, is eroding trans people's rights and healthcare, and is trying to override international asylum practices
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Lmao nah you're alright. They shouldn't be out promoting a party that tried to send 400,000 disabled people into poverty, is eroding trans people's rights and healthcare, and is trying to override international asylum practices
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bluesky is the woke left echo chamber where a mid tier liberal comedian got banned for saying "wood chipper, feet first" about someone defending child rape, but a nazi fan account is still here after saying "we will kill you" to some fishermen
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
bluesky is the woke left echo chamber where a mid tier liberal comedian got banned for saying "wood chipper, feet first" about someone defending child rape, but a nazi fan account is still here after saying "we will kill you" to some fishermen
Please help Hamza if you can
The war took my home, my classroom, and my childhood. But it didn’t take my hope. I’m Hamza from Gaza, dreaming to become a pediatric doctor. Please donate, even small help brings me closer to protecting my parents. 💔🙏
gogetfunding.com/Helphamza/
gogetfunding.com/Helphamza/
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Please help Hamza if you can
Critical Role campaign 4 is so good. This latest episode (I'm a Beacon Bit so I'm literally on the most recent one baybeee) has had some of my favourite RP moments I've ever seen. And they're almost exclusively coming from Big Robbie Daymond. What a fucking tremendous player he is
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Critical Role campaign 4 is so good. This latest episode (I'm a Beacon Bit so I'm literally on the most recent one baybeee) has had some of my favourite RP moments I've ever seen. And they're almost exclusively coming from Big Robbie Daymond. What a fucking tremendous player he is
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The great thing about Anglo-American relations in the 2020s is we get to be each others' cautionary tales.
it is wild that Labour is doing exactly what the reactionary centrists recommend and is absolutely destroying its base of support as a result, and yet reactionary centrists in the US are just utterly silent about the complete failure of their program.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The great thing about Anglo-American relations in the 2020s is we get to be each others' cautionary tales.
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"I asked Grok, and..."
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"I asked Grok, and..."
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
One for my comrades in Bristol this weekend. All the love in the world from your friend in Liverpool. Thank you for meeting the fash head-on and I hope to match your courage when the cunts come up here
youtu.be/W8yhFJ8C6j0?...
youtu.be/W8yhFJ8C6j0?...
"If you ain't been called a red" - American Communist Song (by @MonsieurJack95)
YouTube video by 4a4b
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November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
One for my comrades in Bristol this weekend. All the love in the world from your friend in Liverpool. Thank you for meeting the fash head-on and I hope to match your courage when the cunts come up here
youtu.be/W8yhFJ8C6j0?...
youtu.be/W8yhFJ8C6j0?...
Every single clanker and clanker collaborator should be drowned in the same shipping container
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Every single clanker and clanker collaborator should be drowned in the same shipping container
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Again, it would be hugely useful if the lobby hacks could get visibly tattooed with the sigils of their patrons like the familiars in Blade, so we can easily tell who owns which ones,
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Again, it would be hugely useful if the lobby hacks could get visibly tattooed with the sigils of their patrons like the familiars in Blade, so we can easily tell who owns which ones,
*extremely centrist voice* Hmmm, methinks the lady has forgotten her Latin! Caveat emptor, my dear! It means that we have more in common than that which divides us. But don't worry your soft little girl brain about it, darling. I can teach you
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
*extremely centrist voice* Hmmm, methinks the lady has forgotten her Latin! Caveat emptor, my dear! It means that we have more in common than that which divides us. But don't worry your soft little girl brain about it, darling. I can teach you
I would argue that there's a city besides Liverpool, which is called London. But this is a good thread regardless
- There is at least one other city besides London, which is called Liverpool
- There is a university in Cambridge
- There is a lot of countryside
-The cuisine is inferior to the cuisine of Spain
- There is a university in Cambridge
- There is a lot of countryside
-The cuisine is inferior to the cuisine of Spain
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I would argue that there's a city besides Liverpool, which is called London. But this is a good thread regardless
I'm currently writing a fight scene (my first of this novel, 90,000 words in, I think it's my record) and I was trying to remember how to do a cross-block (I act out my fight scenes in slow motion, it's not weird) and what a way to discover that my arms are now too massive to go over my chest
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I'm currently writing a fight scene (my first of this novel, 90,000 words in, I think it's my record) and I was trying to remember how to do a cross-block (I act out my fight scenes in slow motion, it's not weird) and what a way to discover that my arms are now too massive to go over my chest
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don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances