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August 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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PCE #inflation jumped to 2.6% in June, its highest level since February. "Core" PCE inflation (excluding food and energy) ticked up to 2.8% #EconSky
July 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Colored droplets in corn syrup seemingly blended together can be returned to their original state by reversing the direction of mixing, a form of laminar flow called "Stokes flow".

Credit: UNM Physics & Astronomy
July 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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You call it a highly public emotional break down.

I call it performance art.
May 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wall Street is saying, "Don't worry, the 80-year-old criminal and his gang of sycophants will fix this trade issue."
April 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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TGIF baby
April 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.

We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart
April 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Everyone putting pronouns back in their bios to raise stock prices
a group of people are standing in a field with their arms up
ALT: a group of people are standing in a field with their arms up
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that woke-for lack of a better word-is good. Woke is right. Woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. … And woke-you mark my words-will not only save your portfolio, but the USA.
April 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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26.2 bumper sticker on my car but it means posts per hour 😐
March 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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nobody's ever going to colonize mars but i think with today's scientific knowhow, manufacturing capabilities, and bold leadership, america could soon engineer a truly futuristic moon disaster, or even massacre
March 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Homie is running from the grind
March 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other
ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it
March 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
March 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Each and every person who normalized the idea that this is a "public square" and therefore all people have an open invitation to be an ass in the replies of strangers clearly never learned how to respect anyone but themselves.
March 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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[fruit naming committee]

BOSS: what is this one called

WORKER: grapefruit

BOSS: we already have a grape that’s a fruit what else you got

WORKER: *checks list* pamplemousse

BOSS: grapefruit is fine
March 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted
February 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Scrolling Bluesky and becoming more depressed because Bluesky is good at accurately reporting the news and what is happening
February 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM