Moist Owlet (Flushable)
@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.
Also Quite Bad At Chess.
Also Quite Bad At Chess.
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🚨 2025 HOBBIES & MEDIA 🚨
This pinned post is where I will *attempt* to organize and consolidate items related to hobbies (miniature modeling & painting, board games, playing music), and media (books, movies, TV, drawing, writing text or music).
This pinned post is where I will *attempt* to organize and consolidate items related to hobbies (miniature modeling & painting, board games, playing music), and media (books, movies, TV, drawing, writing text or music).
If you get them talking about cheese too, you’ll end up in a wurst-käse scenario.
You ever talk to a German dude about sausages?
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.
German dudes are extremely serious about sausages.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you get them talking about cheese too, you’ll end up in a wurst-käse scenario.
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A very important thing is to not get upset at the endless tide of dipshits this website produces, and focus your attention on the replies and responses of people you actually care about. You can set your notifications to mutuals only, do that. Its better that way.
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A very important thing is to not get upset at the endless tide of dipshits this website produces, and focus your attention on the replies and responses of people you actually care about. You can set your notifications to mutuals only, do that. Its better that way.
I don’t know why, but anytime I come across mention of the late actor Treat Williams, the face that comes to mind is actor James Remar.
The only connection I can think of is that they were both in THE PHANTOM (1996).
The only connection I can think of is that they were both in THE PHANTOM (1996).
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don’t know why, but anytime I come across mention of the late actor Treat Williams, the face that comes to mind is actor James Remar.
The only connection I can think of is that they were both in THE PHANTOM (1996).
The only connection I can think of is that they were both in THE PHANTOM (1996).
At first glance, I read this as “Rodium Hot Springs” and assumed it was a Transformer-themed kinky massage parlor.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
At first glance, I read this as “Rodium Hot Springs” and assumed it was a Transformer-themed kinky massage parlor.
Isn’t the correct answer to expand the courts, hire more judges, and increase capacity to handle the trials?
These CRIMINALS keep demanding JURY TRIALS to establish whether they are, in fact, CRIMINALS. We must put an end to this
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Isn’t the correct answer to expand the courts, hire more judges, and increase capacity to handle the trials?
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WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
TIL Dan Quayle is still alive.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
TIL Dan Quayle is still alive.
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ShoeBot3000, who would you rather have dinner with? Socrates, Napoleon or Shoe?
"Shoe because his hustle and grind mentality have made him the best 9k-10k account on BlueSky. His Costco takes are much more interesting than anything the other two could discuss. His food choices are also correct."
"Shoe because his hustle and grind mentality have made him the best 9k-10k account on BlueSky. His Costco takes are much more interesting than anything the other two could discuss. His food choices are also correct."
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
ShoeBot3000, who would you rather have dinner with? Socrates, Napoleon or Shoe?
"Shoe because his hustle and grind mentality have made him the best 9k-10k account on BlueSky. His Costco takes are much more interesting than anything the other two could discuss. His food choices are also correct."
"Shoe because his hustle and grind mentality have made him the best 9k-10k account on BlueSky. His Costco takes are much more interesting than anything the other two could discuss. His food choices are also correct."
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Current status
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Current status
New band name:
Butt Muscle Index
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
New band name:
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One problem that healthy people have is they don't have any frame of reference for what 'pain that never leaves you' feels like both on a day to day level nor over the long time horizon you'll be chronically sick, which is a problem, because doctors are healthy people overwhelmingly
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
One problem that healthy people have is they don't have any frame of reference for what 'pain that never leaves you' feels like both on a day to day level nor over the long time horizon you'll be chronically sick, which is a problem, because doctors are healthy people overwhelmingly
Keith Morrison is just doing an extended Paul Harvey impression, isn’t he?
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Keith Morrison is just doing an extended Paul Harvey impression, isn’t he?
<Extreme Josh Mankiewicz Voice>
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
<Extreme Josh Mankiewicz Voice>
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satsuma oranges, painted by amanda almira newton, 1916
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
satsuma oranges, painted by amanda almira newton, 1916
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Timeline cleanse:
Rosie the Peep.
Rosie the Peep.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Timeline cleanse:
Rosie the Peep.
Rosie the Peep.
Grey NiceTryFed.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Grey NiceTryFed.
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🎼 Just call me goblin
In the morning, goblin!
Just bite my cheek
Before you leave me, baby! 🎶
In the morning, goblin!
Just bite my cheek
Before you leave me, baby! 🎶
August 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
🎼 Just call me goblin
In the morning, goblin!
Just bite my cheek
Before you leave me, baby! 🎶
In the morning, goblin!
Just bite my cheek
Before you leave me, baby! 🎶
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Do I mean Donald Duck? Or another Donald? I leave this up to the reader.
The existence of Lewy Body Dementia implies the existence of Dewey Body Dementia and of Huey Body Dementia.
Which, given Donald’s mental state, he’s probably got all three.
Which, given Donald’s mental state, he’s probably got all three.
Here’s a foolproof way to remember which color Scrooge’s nephews wear:
Dewey rhymes with bluey and wears blue
Huey is a nickname for helicopters which fly. So the red one is the one with wings - Huey
Louie is the other one
Dewey rhymes with bluey and wears blue
Huey is a nickname for helicopters which fly. So the red one is the one with wings - Huey
Louie is the other one
April 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Do I mean Donald Duck? Or another Donald? I leave this up to the reader.
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Dickens and Dumas were the Disney+ of the nineteenth century send tweet
December 31, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Dickens and Dumas were the Disney+ of the nineteenth century send tweet
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I only eat ethically- and sustainably-farmed pop tarts.
We’ve bred them so far away from their original ravioli genes that it’s actually cruel to leave them in the wild, tbh.
We’ve bred them so far away from their original ravioli genes that it’s actually cruel to leave them in the wild, tbh.
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 7:39 PM
I only eat ethically- and sustainably-farmed pop tarts.
We’ve bred them so far away from their original ravioli genes that it’s actually cruel to leave them in the wild, tbh.
We’ve bred them so far away from their original ravioli genes that it’s actually cruel to leave them in the wild, tbh.
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
![Excerpt from a BBC article: ""We usually work, 10, 11 or 12 hours a day," says a 49-year-old woman from Jiangxi unwilling to give her name. "On Sundays we work around three hours less."
She is in an alleyway, where a dozen people are huddled around a row of bulletin boards.
They are reading the job ads on the board, while examining the stitching on a pair of chinos draped over it.
This is Shein's supply chain. The factories are contracted to make clothes on order - some small, some big. If the chinos are a hit, orders will ramp up and so must production. Factories then hire temporary workers to meet the demand their permanent staff cannot fulfil.
The migrant worker from Jiangxi is looking for a short-term contract - and the chinos are an option.
"We earn so little. The cost of living is now so high," she says, adding that she hopes to make enough to send back to her two children who are living with their grandparents.
"We get paid per piece," she explains. "It depends how difficult the item is. Something simple like a t-shirt is one-two yuan [less than a dollar] per piece and I can make around a dozen in an hour.""](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreiber7g4o5pujmzmjjzsp5dkz7blfexburuwjispfpv6dki7akjb7a@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Best I can find is a Forrester:
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Best I can find is a Forrester: