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*Me shaking my head in the mall*

Who would build a bear into this world right now?
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So a man can’t even talk to a woman anymore? Woke gone berserk!
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We must do what the Republicans want or they will do what they want
Heaven forbid the Republicans get rid of the filibuster…
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Now on the lake they called

EVERY BEASTIE BOY: GITCHE GUMEE

In November the sky turns

EBB: GLOOMY

Ship concluded terms with a couple

EBB: STEEL FIRMS

And set out to Cleveland, when the

EBB: WEATHER TURNED

The good ship and crew were in

EBB: PERIL

Thus sank the

EBB: EDMUND FITZGERALD
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Who could have seen this coming?
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
wrd.cm
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The thing about this is that it absolutely sucks and also he wasn’t going to abide by the order anyway
This just into the newsroom

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court issues emergency order temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This is the future etc.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
[twisting moustache] If it wasn’t for those meddling democrats, no one would go hungry
When you desperately want to starve Americans:
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
🎵 Cch-cch-cchinges!
(Turn and face the torhrane)🎵
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This post aged like something bad. No comparisons spring immediately to mind.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would argue that peeing in your sleep is far more concerning
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/w...
Is Waking Up to Pee Normal?
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who writes the first “All these new Dem elected officials now need to pivot and work on bipartisan solutions” piece?
What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I guess you, Winsome, you lose some
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger has won the Virginia governor’s race, defeating Republican Winsome Earle-Sears and becoming the state's first female governor.
Virginia governor’s race will test Trump and Democrats nationally — and make history
Democrat Abigail Spanberger is facing Republican Winsome Earle-Sears in the Virginia race for governor.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Rest in peace, Richard “Dick” Cheney
Nasty Fat GIF
Alt: Dick Cheney hanging out
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
They have concepts of a plan to plan
Rep. Jeff Van Drew on Republicans' healthcare plan: "The plan is to come up with something better."
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When someone shows you who they are, look for three or five other confirming indications
Is there any evidence he’s anti-Semitic, other than a tattoo which probably most people are unaware is associated with the Waffen-SS?
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Is there any evidence he’s anti-Semitic, other than a tattoo which probably most people are unaware is associated with the Waffen-SS?
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Feeling cute, might delete 18 years later
Found another article, with pic.

Yeah, that's a totenkopf. I mean, he defends it that he got it in 2007 with a bunch of other marines in Croatia when drunk & on leave and didn't know what it meant at the time... but he's had 18 years to get a coverup done.

www.pressherald.com/2025/10/21/g...
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We need SNL to bring back “Why’d You Post That?”
Graham Platner to @daveweigel.bsky.social:
"How do you expect to win back men when you go back through somebody’s Reddit history and just pull it all out and say: ‘Oh, my God, this person has no right to ever be in politics?’"

DSCC Chair Gillibrand: “It’s up to the voters of Maine to decide.”
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yeah I don’t think it’s a secret anymore
NEW: Embattled Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner responded to a video revealing what appeared to be a Nazi symbol tattooed on his chest:

"I am not a secret Nazi."
"I am not a secret Nazi": Maine Senate candidate responds to tattoo accusations
"I am not a secret Nazi," he said on a recent podcast appearance.
www.axios.com
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM