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g-sharp-major.bsky.social
Moist Owlet (Flushable)
@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.

Also Quite Bad At Chess.
Can confirm! I did my first last year! bsky.app/profile/g-sh...
DUCK Á L’ORANGE!!!

Ping @neuroticlesbian.bsky.social! I did it! And everyone likes it!
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
RFK on his way with a fork right now.
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
F*ck yeah, brother!
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Well, it’s good to see you.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DONT LOVE IT
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WORTH IT
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Damn, you’re back too?
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
a baby is crying while sitting in a crowd of people
Alt: <Hockey-Baby-YAAASSS-dot-gif>
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
And by “files” you mean “mortal soul”?
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh shit!

I was just listening to some pundit talk about HK today and thought of you!
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Whose glasses in the foreground of the third pic?
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In that case, the answer is power chords, but arpeggiated. If you have a tiny sparkle of overdrive and some reverb, you should be fine.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Blocking delivers a unique dopamine hit with its own flavor.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Whatever the right answer might be, “Take your rights away to streamline the process” is absolutely the WRONG answer.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The least they could do is specify “the late 1900s”.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is that @alderfish.bsky.social’s hawk? The one that tried to steal her child from the chicken coop?
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Yes. Yes exactly.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Solidarity. We are in similar situations.

Then again, there’s a disparity between my Bride’s life expectancy and mine, so we might go around the same time, despite everything.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM