Moist Owlet (Flushable)
@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.
Also Quite Bad At Chess.
Also Quite Bad At Chess.
Can confirm! I did my first last year! bsky.app/profile/g-sh...
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can confirm! I did my first last year! bsky.app/profile/g-sh...
RFK on his way with a fork right now.
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
RFK on his way with a fork right now.
F*ck yeah, brother!
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
F*ck yeah, brother!
Well, it’s good to see you.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well, it’s good to see you.
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DONT LOVE IT
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DONT LOVE IT
Damn, you’re back too?
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Damn, you’re back too?
And by “files” you mean “mortal soul”?
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
And by “files” you mean “mortal soul”?
Oh shit!
I was just listening to some pundit talk about HK today and thought of you!
I was just listening to some pundit talk about HK today and thought of you!
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh shit!
I was just listening to some pundit talk about HK today and thought of you!
I was just listening to some pundit talk about HK today and thought of you!
Whose glasses in the foreground of the third pic?
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Whose glasses in the foreground of the third pic?
In that case, the answer is power chords, but arpeggiated. If you have a tiny sparkle of overdrive and some reverb, you should be fine.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In that case, the answer is power chords, but arpeggiated. If you have a tiny sparkle of overdrive and some reverb, you should be fine.
Blocking delivers a unique dopamine hit with its own flavor.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Blocking delivers a unique dopamine hit with its own flavor.
Whatever the right answer might be, “Take your rights away to streamline the process” is absolutely the WRONG answer.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Whatever the right answer might be, “Take your rights away to streamline the process” is absolutely the WRONG answer.
The least they could do is specify “the late 1900s”.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The least they could do is specify “the late 1900s”.
Is that @alderfish.bsky.social’s hawk? The one that tried to steal her child from the chicken coop?
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is that @alderfish.bsky.social’s hawk? The one that tried to steal her child from the chicken coop?
Yes. Yes exactly.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yes. Yes exactly.
Solidarity. We are in similar situations.
Then again, there’s a disparity between my Bride’s life expectancy and mine, so we might go around the same time, despite everything.
Then again, there’s a disparity between my Bride’s life expectancy and mine, so we might go around the same time, despite everything.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Solidarity. We are in similar situations.
Then again, there’s a disparity between my Bride’s life expectancy and mine, so we might go around the same time, despite everything.
Then again, there’s a disparity between my Bride’s life expectancy and mine, so we might go around the same time, despite everything.