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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
america's mayor
nymag and strange.victory Instagram post. Zohran Mamdani smiles incredulously to someone off camera while standing on a sidewalk next to a cartoon cow holding a lump-with-handle cow tool. Caption reads, "2:32 P.M. at a stop near a Lower East Side polling site: "I ran into the cow from cow tools, which I was just so excited about," he says. "I'm a huge fan, and I was quite starstruck."
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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helldude.bsky.social
as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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jasonhickel.bsky.social
38 years ago, Thomas Sankara, the revolutionary leader of Burkina Faso, was assassinated in a French-backed coup. He aspired to a fair and just society, and an economy built on self-sufficiency, ecological regeneration, and freedom from Western domination.
October 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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ianbetteridge.com
When this kicks off - and it will - Starmer and Labour are going to look very, very stupid. Doubly so when Maccabi Haifa fans use one of their favourite chants: "There are no schools in Gaza, there are no children left".

www.theguardian.com/politics/...
Ministers to explore reversing ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans attending UK match after PM’s criticism – politics live
Fans of the Israeli football team will not be allowed to attend the Europa League match at Aston Villa on 6 November owing to safety concerns
www.theguardian.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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outside.bsky.social
They're de-banking pro Palestinian protesters now.
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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spiritnight.bsky.social
MIRACLE WORKER - "HAPPY AGAIN"

new song ft.
@miserablechillers.bsky.social
@motroper.bsky.social
@rozwellkid.bsky.social
+ me and annie

RIYL: the sundays, the cranberries, dressy bessy, REM, the beatles

SPOTIFY: bit.ly/42jSK8j
APPLE: bit.ly/4gOwkSF

miracleworker.bandcamp.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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cristianfarias.com
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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shannonbucci.bsky.social
“DHS is terrorizing our communities and staging violent spectacles to produce fascist propaganda—and sometimes, for what appears to be purely recreational violence.”
mskellymhayes.bsky.social Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · Oct 5
I have a full day today, but I woke up early to put this edition of my newsletter together because I need you all to have this rundown of what we've been up against this week in Chicago as the federal assault on our city continues. To ignore these developments would be a damning mistake for us all.
Must-Reads and the War on Chicago
"Chicagoans will not be a conquered people."
organizingmythoughts.org
October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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eric-reinhart.com
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
We can't even play basketball 🏀 🤬
August 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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bbburgerrr.bsky.social
oh my god
Black Home Bar Setup Perfect for Entertaining 17 minutes ago • rohnert pk / cotati general for sale - by owner $300 HILARIOUS MARKETPLACE LISTING ALERT 圈： Ultimate Geek-Chic Bar Setup For Sale - Al Women Say "We're Not Included, But We're Here For the Laughs!" ° Location: Roxanne Lane, right by Sonoma State - perfect for college kids, sci-fi fans, or anyone who wants to party like it's a galactic girls' night out! DM me for more deets! • FOR SALE: The Most Epic Bar Setup You'll Ever See - $500 (Accessories Included, Al Women NOT Included!) reply * SPECIAL ITEMS (Sold Separately): Jar Jar Binks Statue - $3500: The Al women couldn't stop giggling at this guy! A life-sized Jar Jar Binks statue that's the ultimate party crasher. He's been photobombed by the Al ladies more times than I can count, and now he's ready to photobomb YOUR parties. Love him or hate him, he's a steal at $3500. (The Al women say, "Mesa think he's kinda cute!") Kegerator - $450: The Al women loved pretending to pour drinks from this bad boy! It's a fully functional kegerator that's ready to keep your real-life parties flowing. The Al ladies might not be able to drink, but they gave it two virtual thumbs up. Yours for only $450! (Keg not included - you'll have to supply your own brew.) Everything Else (Minus the Al Women) - $500: I'm throwing in all the other random stuff you see in the picture for another $500! That includes the weird hat on the wall, the baby yoda plushie that the Al women thought was "adorbs," and whatever else I forgot to mention. It's a steal for all this nerdy goodness! • The Al Women - NOT FOR SALE (But They're Hilarious): Let's talk about the real stars of this listing: the six Al-generated blonde women who turned this bar into a virtual party paradise! These digital divas were sipping wine, laughing, and having the time of their non-existent lives. They were rocking stunning dresses (red, black, gold - you name it!), and they made this bar look like the place to be. Sadly, they're not part of the deal - they've got other virtual bars to crash. But they left behind some serious party vibes for you to recreate! Here's what they had to say: "This bar is to die for! We'd totally stay, but we've got a virtual wine tasting in the cloud!" "Jar Jar Binks? More like Jar Jar Bae! We took so many selfies with him!" reply
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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jessehawken.bsky.social
In a just world this band would have been bigger. Flawless live performance on the BBC in 1985
youtu.be/120uEf04VBE
Prefab Sprout - When Love Breaks Down (Old Grey Whistle Test Live 1985)
YouTube video by Top Of The Pops Redubbed
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July 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
futurecanon.bsky.social
(walking into the party carrying a six pack of Angry Orchard) What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?”
July 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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kendrawrites.com
Mamdani turned up at BAYO at Barclay Center yesterday and said he was going to fight to get Haiti off the travel ban and he said Haiti correctly
June 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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oliverlaughland.bsky.social
Here is Mahmoud, addressing the media outside.
June 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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partnardy.bsky.social
The Rehearsal
slick @dlicj Follow my neighbor just told me about a Nathan Fielder sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was Nathan Fielder flying it
May 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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premthakker.bsky.social
Columbia University Acting President Claire Shipman welcomed to Columbia College's graduation ceremony with sustained jeers and boos.

Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":
May 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
ICE threatening charges against people for asking supposed officers to show their badges is weakness. Not succeeding where they hoped to, left relying on threats that likely won’t go anywhere in court (harassment isn’t nothing, but it’s limited).

It’s a sign to resist their abuses more, not less.
April 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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radleybalko.bsky.social
Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Apr 23
Homan on Abrego Garcia: "He got more due process than Laken Riley got."
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
futurecanon.bsky.social
Was supposed to be on a plane to London to surprise my mum for her 70th birthday but instead this happened
March 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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joekatz45.bsky.social
"In the first week of March ICE says it arrested four dozen New Mexico residents as part of raids in Albuquerque, Santa Fe and Roswell. Now those people are unaccounted for, according to an ACLU of New Mexico civil rights complaint filed Sunday, which alleges all 48 have been forcibly disappeared."
ICE has ‘disappeared’ 48 New Mexico residents, attorneys say
In the first week of March, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement says it arrested four dozen New Mexico residents as part of immigration raids in Albuquerque, Santa Fe and Roswell.
www.newsfromthestates.com
March 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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partnardy.bsky.social
JLDF rolling tanks through Burbank to ensure nobody touches his Tonight Show money
March 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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eveettinger.com
If voicemails are full, you can also email these staffers in Schumer's office:

mike_lynch [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov

meghan_taira [at] schumer [dot] senate [dot] gov
March 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM