Furious Brie
@furiousbrie.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Transgender Lesbian Anarchist Housewife. Ancient millennial. I make stuff. All kinds of stuff
No longer just a lurker
No longer just a lurker
Tonight reminded me just how *fucking good* it feels to dance. Not even waiting for your jam, or the group, or your partner, or anything else
Just find the beat and move.
And sweat
And be among the mass of writhing entranced bodies
And
Just
Dance.
it’s magical.
Just find the beat and move.
And sweat
And be among the mass of writhing entranced bodies
And
Just
Dance.
it’s magical.
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Tonight reminded me just how *fucking good* it feels to dance. Not even waiting for your jam, or the group, or your partner, or anything else
Just find the beat and move.
And sweat
And be among the mass of writhing entranced bodies
And
Just
Dance.
it’s magical.
Just find the beat and move.
And sweat
And be among the mass of writhing entranced bodies
And
Just
Dance.
it’s magical.
Problematic age gap with my problematic music app
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Problematic age gap with my problematic music app
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Keep your friends close, and keep your enemy’s toaster.
July 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Keep your friends close, and keep your enemy’s toaster.
In the last six weeks I’ve made ~1500 cookies, ~ 40lbs of sweet rolls, knit 6 hats and 2 camis, coordinated three separate holiday parties, been to Costco no less than thrice, and cleared literal tons of snow for my neighbors
I love making holiday magic but I am *done* for the year
I love making holiday magic but I am *done* for the year
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
In the last six weeks I’ve made ~1500 cookies, ~ 40lbs of sweet rolls, knit 6 hats and 2 camis, coordinated three separate holiday parties, been to Costco no less than thrice, and cleared literal tons of snow for my neighbors
I love making holiday magic but I am *done* for the year
I love making holiday magic but I am *done* for the year
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Light is the left hand of darkness
and darkness the right hand of light.
Two are one, life and death,
lying together like lovers in kemmer,
like hands joined together,
like the end and the way.
and darkness the right hand of light.
Two are one, life and death,
lying together like lovers in kemmer,
like hands joined together,
like the end and the way.
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Light is the left hand of darkness
and darkness the right hand of light.
Two are one, life and death,
lying together like lovers in kemmer,
like hands joined together,
like the end and the way.
and darkness the right hand of light.
Two are one, life and death,
lying together like lovers in kemmer,
like hands joined together,
like the end and the way.
Getting the hang of this brioche stitch - it’s pretty, and pretty cool! And also super soft and squishy
Still haven’t finished making the lining/bucket-buddy for the basket but that’s ADHD for you 😉
Still haven’t finished making the lining/bucket-buddy for the basket but that’s ADHD for you 😉
![A large basket full of knitting supplies and yarn is sat on a large trunk.
A roughly six inch section of green and brown brioche ribbing sits on small circular knitting needles. [it will be a hat]
The basket has a couple small handmade leather pouches and cases holding most of the supplies, and two swiveling clasps on leather thongs are attached to the basket’s handle to help guide both colors of yarn to the needles.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q3nqfxwxk3rjxymewmvr734d/bafkreihdrol5eklxqv356lbhd2lne246fmqstzzgklahx3wz4coxolxslm@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Getting the hang of this brioche stitch - it’s pretty, and pretty cool! And also super soft and squishy
Still haven’t finished making the lining/bucket-buddy for the basket but that’s ADHD for you 😉
Still haven’t finished making the lining/bucket-buddy for the basket but that’s ADHD for you 😉
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?
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The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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This is the greatest title, subtitle, and headline picture in journalistic history, full stop.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is the greatest title, subtitle, and headline picture in journalistic history, full stop.
Taking the weekend to knit and watch MST3K after coordinating (and baking for) two feasts in one week was pretty awesome
…except now I’ve got a mountain of laundry still to do and it’s nearly midnight and I just now finally did my shot.
Totally worth it
…except now I’ve got a mountain of laundry still to do and it’s nearly midnight and I just now finally did my shot.
Totally worth it
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Taking the weekend to knit and watch MST3K after coordinating (and baking for) two feasts in one week was pretty awesome
…except now I’ve got a mountain of laundry still to do and it’s nearly midnight and I just now finally did my shot.
Totally worth it
…except now I’ve got a mountain of laundry still to do and it’s nearly midnight and I just now finally did my shot.
Totally worth it
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This. THIIIIIIIS. For fuck's sake, THIIIIIIIS!!!
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This. THIIIIIIIS. For fuck's sake, THIIIIIIIS!!!
This is gonna be such a cute top!
Just like me 😉
Just like me 😉
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is gonna be such a cute top!
Just like me 😉
Just like me 😉
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Holiday baking in full effect
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Holiday baking in full effect
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
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so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”
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transition is not something that just magically happens to you. you have to be an active participant in creating your own future
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
transition is not something that just magically happens to you. you have to be an active participant in creating your own future
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To keep the bourgeoisie in power forever!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
To keep the bourgeoisie in power forever!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Trans folks reading this: don't panic too much, the supreme court thing is about injunctions pending a larger court case
Cis folks reading this: Try to understand how terrifying it is to be a minority the government openly hates, and they start fucking with your ability to *leave the country*
Cis folks reading this: Try to understand how terrifying it is to be a minority the government openly hates, and they start fucking with your ability to *leave the country*
This fight isn't over. Our case challenging President Trump's executive order will still move forward.
In the meantime anyone who applies for a new, corrected, or replacement passport, or for a passport renewal, is at risk of having their passport issued bearing the sex they were assigned at birth.
In the meantime anyone who applies for a new, corrected, or replacement passport, or for a passport renewal, is at risk of having their passport issued bearing the sex they were assigned at birth.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Trans folks reading this: don't panic too much, the supreme court thing is about injunctions pending a larger court case
Cis folks reading this: Try to understand how terrifying it is to be a minority the government openly hates, and they start fucking with your ability to *leave the country*
Cis folks reading this: Try to understand how terrifying it is to be a minority the government openly hates, and they start fucking with your ability to *leave the country*