Fungocrat
@fungocrat.bsky.social
Tout le malheur des hommes vient d'une seule chose, qui est de ne pas savoir demeurer en repos dans une chambre.
Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
My most bedrock unexamined belief is that society would be substantially better if we used base-twelve numerals.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My most bedrock unexamined belief is that society would be substantially better if we used base-twelve numerals.
Public transit won't be truly efficient until transport planners accept my innovations (folding space so routes take detours through a Hell Dimension).
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Public transit won't be truly efficient until transport planners accept my innovations (folding space so routes take detours through a Hell Dimension).
I've made a success out of myself out here, out in the World of Illusion.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've made a success out of myself out here, out in the World of Illusion.
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Discovered my darling child has at some point swallowed a small being. Last month as he lay sleeping, mouth slightly agape is when I first heard it call out. I have started to query it on how it survives “𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡” it squeals
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Discovered my darling child has at some point swallowed a small being. Last month as he lay sleeping, mouth slightly agape is when I first heard it call out. I have started to query it on how it survives “𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡” it squeals
Always a bittersweet pride when the toddler improvises using a tool to manipulate another object, because it means it's one day closer to when I will install him as Lord Of The Crows.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Always a bittersweet pride when the toddler improvises using a tool to manipulate another object, because it means it's one day closer to when I will install him as Lord Of The Crows.
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More of a croak thing
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
More of a croak thing
Just got an email from the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. They're changing the gender on my child's birth certificate to "Frog". I asked if it's a woke thing and they said it isn't.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just got an email from the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. They're changing the gender on my child's birth certificate to "Frog". I asked if it's a woke thing and they said it isn't.
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Sorry I'm late, I was briefly transfixed by the evening's golden light
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sorry I'm late, I was briefly transfixed by the evening's golden light
It's important for a child to grow up with a dog, to teach them about casual vomiting and eventually death.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It's important for a child to grow up with a dog, to teach them about casual vomiting and eventually death.
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doctor said i should be pulverized and destroyed
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
doctor said i should be pulverized and destroyed
Look, basically, to me, there is exactly one cat for each colour. If I see a white cat, that's White Cat. I am not going to distinguish.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Look, basically, to me, there is exactly one cat for each colour. If I see a white cat, that's White Cat. I am not going to distinguish.
All of these articles about how much it costs to raise a child fail to factor in the difficulties of only speaking Latin at home and having no non-Latin texts around to ensure they never learn any other language.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
All of these articles about how much it costs to raise a child fail to factor in the difficulties of only speaking Latin at home and having no non-Latin texts around to ensure they never learn any other language.
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Had a beautiful dream, where I engaged in a vast network of multi-modal transport in order to reach my destination
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Had a beautiful dream, where I engaged in a vast network of multi-modal transport in order to reach my destination
Conspiracy theory: AI Moral Panic is clearly a false flag operation by Meta et al to distract you from the fact that the real villain with respect to data centre demand and the corrosion of the public sphere is short-form video.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Conspiracy theory: AI Moral Panic is clearly a false flag operation by Meta et al to distract you from the fact that the real villain with respect to data centre demand and the corrosion of the public sphere is short-form video.
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why? because you deserve an onboarding experience that's f**king magical
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
why? because you deserve an onboarding experience that's f**king magical
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i have a black belt in going out for a lovely dinner
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i have a black belt in going out for a lovely dinner
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STOP ENJOYING BEAUTIFUL WEATHER. YOU ARE PLAYING INTO ITS HANDS
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
STOP ENJOYING BEAUTIFUL WEATHER. YOU ARE PLAYING INTO ITS HANDS
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Each day I get my children to chew on a grey tasteless substance so by the time they’re old enough to try a Dorito they will never have a suicidal thought in their lives
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Each day I get my children to chew on a grey tasteless substance so by the time they’re old enough to try a Dorito they will never have a suicidal thought in their lives
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The omens and portents are in: it's the perfect time for complacency. Things will work out.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The omens and portents are in: it's the perfect time for complacency. Things will work out.
The growing anti-elite sentiment in the political atmosphere is worrying to me, given my conspicuous merit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The growing anti-elite sentiment in the political atmosphere is worrying to me, given my conspicuous merit.
We each have a bodily process which is a true image of the cosmic moral order. It is the digestion. This is the moral importance of a high-fibre diet - to know the path of right action is to feel it in your bowels.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We each have a bodily process which is a true image of the cosmic moral order. It is the digestion. This is the moral importance of a high-fibre diet - to know the path of right action is to feel it in your bowels.
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(2 billion years ago)
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
(2 billion years ago)
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls
genie: are you sure?
prokaryote: (introducing evil into the world) uhhuh. more nutrient . pls