70% of the world’s population has universal healthcare, but not the US

We are the only highly developed nation without it

Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation

US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare

Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards

Knowing Magic is the biggest hack for learning board games because...

"Okay so this is essentially your mana, this can be used as an instant, and this is an enchantment. Oh, and this space lets you Time Walk. Yeah, it's really good."

#wotcstaff

just killed some guy who said merry christmas to me

Owners of Tesla Cyberchunk, a hunk of metal with no moving parts, report significant maintenance issues, explosions

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

It’s so important to equip gear that provides high protection against psychic attacks before sitting down for Christmas dinner with your family

A waterbed filled with gravy and I’m drinking that fucker with a straw like a giant, super delicious Capri Sun.

We are so stupid it rocks

I was sort of talking with folks about this other night, but in context to today…

I don’t want a flavorless slurry of “anime content”

I want 1 of 3 things out of my anime meals

1. A 5-star dining experience

2. Junky comfort food

3. A violent case of food poisoning that I’ll always remember

First day on Bluesky and suddenly remembered why I tried so hard to not talk politics on Twitter. I've seen so many AI Trump memes I could prompt him from memory

the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough

rewatching the Gilmore girls they would’ve loved chappell roan

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

if you can't handle me at my eepiest, you can't handle me at my uncontrollably sobbing while watching magical girl anime

I don't think I want a new year this time around, I want a gently used year like a 2015 or maybe a 1998 if it's in good shape idk

Driving through the Snow in Boston should award the Purple Heart

I feel like authors could do a lot more with stupid crossovers

Exhibit A: