Dune Where's My Car
@fumangoo.bsky.social
Generally sad dude but hanging in there. Sometimes I play guitar
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I had a pager once, it was neat, showed you phone numbers and everything
I had a pager once, it was neat, showed you phone numbers and everything
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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I had a pager once, it was neat, showed you phone numbers and everything
I had a pager once, it was neat, showed you phone numbers and everything
But really I've never felt such a weird disconnect watching the Superbowl between the vibe of the crowd and the performers, and then most of the commercials going "Hey don't you love *AI slop and crypto!?*"
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
But really I've never felt such a weird disconnect watching the Superbowl between the vibe of the crowd and the performers, and then most of the commercials going "Hey don't you love *AI slop and crypto!?*"
Bad Bunny over here like have the most elaborate 20 minute live performance ever
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny over here like have the most elaborate 20 minute live performance ever
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
Send Help was the most Sam Raimi thing I've seen in a very long time and beyond that I'd suggest watching it entirely blind, good stuff
February 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Send Help was the most Sam Raimi thing I've seen in a very long time and beyond that I'd suggest watching it entirely blind, good stuff
Yeah okay I needed that half hour of Muppets in my life, more please
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Yeah okay I needed that half hour of Muppets in my life, more please
Sitting in a restaurant making origami birds out of napkins saying "Can't AI that one motherfucker"
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Sitting in a restaurant making origami birds out of napkins saying "Can't AI that one motherfucker"
I try not to harbor many regrets but I do regret not asking Terry Funk about the sick horse story the one time I met him (I was too busy being starstruck when he said he liked my hat)
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I try not to harbor many regrets but I do regret not asking Terry Funk about the sick horse story the one time I met him (I was too busy being starstruck when he said he liked my hat)
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Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Sometimes chess is magic. A few months back I beat my older brother with my favorite semi-weird opening. Fast forward, my little brother shows me a game he's playing with him "What the hell is this opening he's doing"
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Sometimes chess is magic. A few months back I beat my older brother with my favorite semi-weird opening. Fast forward, my little brother shows me a game he's playing with him "What the hell is this opening he's doing"
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Whatever he had like 12 followers
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Whatever he had like 12 followers
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WE COULD’VE BEEN DOING THIS THE ENTIRE TIME. www.themirror.com/news/politic...
Man 'trains' crows to attack MAGA hats in just 3 months
A man has gone viral after documenting how he trained crows to target MAGA hats, sharing his months-long process and sparking fierce debate about ethics and politics
www.themirror.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
WE COULD’VE BEEN DOING THIS THE ENTIRE TIME. www.themirror.com/news/politic...
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
I'm just saying disassociating is my default state and that's getting *real* stretched
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm just saying disassociating is my default state and that's getting *real* stretched
Things thought by me today, "If we're gonna totter off to civil war I'd at least like to be near my friends". This is an unfortunate thing to have to think
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Things thought by me today, "If we're gonna totter off to civil war I'd at least like to be near my friends". This is an unfortunate thing to have to think
There's nothing I actually hate more in this life than the feeling all I want to do is art, then I glance at the clock and go "Oh yeah time to lose the rest of my day to surviving"
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
There's nothing I actually hate more in this life than the feeling all I want to do is art, then I glance at the clock and go "Oh yeah time to lose the rest of my day to surviving"
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Hovering over two buttons labeled "Save money" "Buy more plushies"
December 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hovering over two buttons labeled "Save money" "Buy more plushies"
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WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
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Me, age 6: How come all the grown-ups in my life are so sad around Christmas? Don't they like presents?
Me, age 36: Oh
Me, age 36: Oh
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Me, age 6: How come all the grown-ups in my life are so sad around Christmas? Don't they like presents?
Me, age 36: Oh
Me, age 36: Oh