Sailor Moomin
@fruchtblase.bsky.social
a failed copy
þey/þem
fruchtblase@slime.global
þey/þem
fruchtblase@slime.global
Pinned
Does anyone need anything from the oyster vending machine?
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
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CoinPervert97 wants to see you put your money where your mouth is
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
CoinPervert97 wants to see you put your money where your mouth is
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found a really good drawing in my files
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
found a really good drawing in my files
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Dieser Beitrag ist alle denen gewidmet, die schon das zweifelhafte Vergnügen hatten, auf diesem einmaligen Bahnhof, der internationalen Drehscheiben des östlichen Niedersachsens, zu stranden oder einen längeren Zwangsaufenthalt einlegen mussten. Er wurde heute vor 25 Jahren eröffnet.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Dieser Beitrag ist alle denen gewidmet, die schon das zweifelhafte Vergnügen hatten, auf diesem einmaligen Bahnhof, der internationalen Drehscheiben des östlichen Niedersachsens, zu stranden oder einen längeren Zwangsaufenthalt einlegen mussten. Er wurde heute vor 25 Jahren eröffnet.
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i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
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short about working at the coast guard
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
short about working at the coast guard
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bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices
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FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
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imagine going through a rough patch financially and u have to cancel your subscription to your mum
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
imagine going through a rough patch financially and u have to cancel your subscription to your mum
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
When a trans woman first accused Jeffrey Epstein of rape, the media mocked her - LGBTQ Nation
The New York Post called her a "man" and a "gender-bend shocker."
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
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Wild VEC political party name change alert
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wild VEC political party name change alert
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Severing my connection to orb, now cube is my scheming vizier
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Severing my connection to orb, now cube is my scheming vizier
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For sale: baby shoes child shoes booties one size baby clothing footwear NEW in box mint condition never worn A+++ condition for baby
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
For sale: baby shoes child shoes booties one size baby clothing footwear NEW in box mint condition never worn A+++ condition for baby
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It’s a flood of information🦀🪼🐡𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It’s a flood of information🦀🪼🐡𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
und dann wurde das Kind FAZ Kolumnist 😌
in my dream i was being really nice to this kid and he called me a new slur for people who are really nice
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
und dann wurde das Kind FAZ Kolumnist 😌
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Was halt passiert, wenn man aus einem besonderen Kulturort eine seelenlose Investorenbumsbude macht.
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/berli...
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/berli...
Leerstand im Berliner Tacheles-Quartier : Bezirk leitet Verfahren wegen möglicher Zweckentfremdung ein
Der Tagesspiegel hatte berichtet, dass im Luxus-Quartier auf dem prominenten Gelände in Berlin-Mitte etliche Eigentumswohnungen noch nicht verkauft sind. Nun hat der Bezirk ein Verfahren eingeleitet.
www.tagesspiegel.de
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Was halt passiert, wenn man aus einem besonderen Kulturort eine seelenlose Investorenbumsbude macht.
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/berli...
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/berli...
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
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Finally, I can be a serious businessman.
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Finally, I can be a serious businessman.
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You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The